The REAL Harefield Hospital Cardiology Department

The REAL Harefield Hospital Cardiology Department

ABOUT:

1.)AN OVER RATED CHIEF EXECUTIVE WHO DISRESPECTS HIS STAFF AND WHO BRIBES UK COURT JUDGES USING PUBLIC FUNDS BY GIVING THEM ‘GIFT BOXES’ PLACED IN COURT ROOMS IN THE EYE OF THE JUDGE IN RETURN FOR FAVOURABLE JUDICIAL JUDGEMENTS.

2.)MICHAEL OCTAVE, KEN ALI AND GEOFF BROWN ARE NOT INNOCENT IN THE ALLEGATIONS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE ON THIS SITE AND ANY JUDICIAL JUDGEMENT MADE IN THEIR FAVOUR IS BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN BRIBING JUDGES USING THE GIFT SYSTEM. THIS IS BY GIVING A BOX FILLED WITH MONEY TO THE JUDGE IN THE COURT AND THE HIGH COURT IN RETURN FOR A FAVOURABLE JUDGEMENT CLAIMING THEY ARE INNOCENT VICTIMS WHEN THEY ARE NOT. THESE ARE CALLED GIFTS WHEN IN FACT THEY ARE BRIBES. THEY ARE ALSO REFERRED TO AS LOANS. PLEASE BE AWARE OF THIS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT INNOCENT AS INNOCENT PEOPLE DO NOT BRIBE JUDGES.

3.) AND COVERING UP FOR SERIAL RAPISTS IN THE HOSPITAL TRUST IN THE FORM OF DR MOHAMMED AMRANI BECAUSE HE MAKES MONEY FOR THE HOSPITAL TRUST.
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Harefield Hospital is riddled with politics, corruption and dishonest staff members who lie and make false claims consistently. The Chief Executive Robert Bell states that all policies and procedures are being carried out properly. Gollywogs are openly carried around this Hospital without any reprimands or disciplinary action. In fact, management state Gollywogs are just teddy bears and they can be carried around on site as long as they were given as presents. Gang warfare also exists in the Cardiology department of Harefield Hospital where staff members have the reputation to gang up on a single staff member (usually someone of ethnic minority or a junior staff member) and overwhelm false allegations against them. The management accept this at face value because they are involved in it. The Chief Executive Robert Bell ignores this behavior stating it is not occurring. The number of people whom have left the Cardiology department at Harefield Hospital continues to increase annually due to the excessive number of allegations, bullying and harassment that undergoes in this department. Some conduct issues relating to the staff in this department are as follows.

Michael Octave – He went on a strop because he was refused the job of Head of Electrophysiology. He spreaded rumors everywhere stating it was because his integrity got questioned by JR because a junior staff member failed his exam. Michael Octave ganged all his senior friends in the department against this innocent junior staff member and got him dismissed from his duties as management stated the team has lost trust and confidence in him because of their behavior when in fact the real truth was being concealed. Michael Octave is also involved with a current transplant patient called Sonia Dos Santos whom he met whilst performing an ECG. He has also been involved in sexual relationships with six other patients in the past. He is not disciplined for this because his line manager JR is afraid he will report the issue about her not wanting him to do the head of Electrophysiology job. Michael Octave hates JR so much, he also handed his resignation in. He blackmailed JR that he will report her if she did not offer him staff bank work in the department (costing the taxpayer £55 an hour). JR agreed to this and he has since the last 3 years been making this amount on a full time basis in response he does not reveal the reason he handed his resignation in. He also likes to go on high level courses where he sits down at the dinner table for the evening dinners bitching about all former employees. This has caused him to become isolated as no one no longer trusts him. He is also a regular user of Cannabis and has an addiction to it. He is also an abuser of anabolic steroids. He has also got a patient of the hospital pregnant because he got carried away by doing his ECGs. This is with Sonia dos Santos, someone who had a heart transplant and who looks like a drag queen. One of the reasons why Sonia had a heart transplant is because god is punishing Michael Octave for his lies all the time. He has lied throughout all his career, continueing it again and again and no one was able to stop it until JR refused him the EP job and rejected him, something he did not like.

Robert Bougard – He is Michael Octaves best friend and started targeting this junior staff member because he believed Michael Octave is a good boy. He made allegation after allegation about stupid things, like a piece of paper was not thrown in the recycle bin. Managers accepted his allegations against the student but failed to take in to account that he was signing off timesheets that his bank staff were not completing. This fraud went on for 3 years and the taxpayer forked out nearly £3000 a month for false timesheets. He also introduced Michael Octave to his patients so they can start getting involved in intimate relationships. He also went home early and refused to do any work in his transplant department stating that he is too senior to be doing it now. He also went on a very high level course to Boston in USA with his father on the departments funds which is paid for by the taxpayers. He was allowed to do this as management stated there is nothing wrong with this. Robert Bougard ran away to South Africa after he got many ethnic minorities dismissed from their jobs at the hospital. He is big headed and does not have a moral conscience. He only picks on people who are very junior or people that do not talk too much because he finds them easy targets. He use to go to McDonalds to have his breakfast with his bank staff whilst he is supposed to be on duty working in the department. He was so big headed that he was not even put on the departments roster.

Ken Ali – Ken Alis real name is Mushtaq Ali but goes by the name of Ken because he is ashamed of his ethnicity. He has worked at Harefield Hospitals Cardiology department for 23 years now and continues to lie and make false allegations against his colleagues. His area of expertise is to lie completely through his teeth and pretend like what he says is complete honesty when in fact its not. He has removed many ethnic minorities from the department stating none of them work except him. Ken Ali also goes missing from the main Cardiology department when the department gets busy stating that he needs to stock up the ITU. Im sure he can do this some other time. He is a self indulged liar who charges former employees for references and turns round and gives them negative references. He also threatened his line manager JR that he will leave the department if his wife did not get the job of Trainee Cardiac Physiologist which ultimately she did (even though she is a former dismissed employee). Ken Ali will never leave Harefield Hospital because his reputation and name is so bad across the NHS that no other Cardiology department wants him and have specifically requested this. Ken Ali believes the more staff members he gets rid of that are ethnic, the more people will accept him as a non-ethnic staff member, so far it has worked as he has lasted for 20 years in the department but that’s only because of his lies and dishonesty. He was even kicked out of the hospitals Echo department because of trust issues and started asking a former employee to make allegations against the Echo department in response to his experiences. He is untrustworthy and will lie just to get a pat on the back. He makes allegations to the head of HR, ‘Nipple-T’ Terry White because he wants a promotion even though every allegation he makes is false. This man is treating patients and getting rid of staff with lies whom are also treating patients. Other people and their families mean nothing to him because all he wants is to screw other people whilst he paves the path for himself to work his way up. He also thinks hes very intelligent when he cannot answer questions put towards him about his job. It is no wonder he was made the Pacing manager because he lies so much.

Maureen Shepherd – Maureen is a right prick of the department. She has a habit of delibrately starting false rumours against innocent people. She does this by carrying Gollywogs also and claims she is not racist as this is her country. She works under a false job description making £6-7,000 extra a year for a role she does not do. She is a Cardiographer by day but she doesnt even do that job. She claims money for a band 5 medical technical officer. A role that offers more money and claims to have more responsibilities in which Maureen does not do. This is real fraud which the taxpayer is footing the bill for. When it came to this innocent ex employee, Maureen spreaded fabrication allegation after allegation in hope to get rid of this innocent ethnic minority employee. Maureen was being rewarded for this bad behaviour by her line manager JR by getting a false job description and pay banding in return. Maureen also goes on extended sicknesses and jokes about it when she comes back to work. She once took an entire 3 months off claiming she needs surgery on her leg, just to come back 3 months later and saying the appointment got cancelled and she will need another 3 months off in 2 weeks time. The appointment never existed and Maureen was faking her sicknesses to go on full pay band 5 sickness, something that other staff members had to work extra hard for and then take her vile abuse when she comes back to work. Maureen has a very smart mouth and her skin on her arse always hangs down like gravity has been exaggerated on it. When she sat on the chair in the department (like she always did), her arse use to ooze from the sides of the chair and she used to come out with some serious nasty comments, comments that only a cardiographer who claims a medical technical officer salary could make. She talks about immigration rules as though its her right but she originates from scotland and wales herself and lets not talk about her son immigrating to New Zealand. Maureen use to open other staff members payslips in the department and steal this innocent ex employees ECG books so that he does not learn his ECGs and move on away from doing ECGs and letting the fat lazy bastard do them even though this is her lazy fat arses job to do it. She has been married 3 times (from a legal point) but it is understood she married more then that. All her marriages ended in divorce because Maureen wanted to take half of everything in the court settlement, something her lazy fat arse never worked for in the first place. So not only is Maureen a fraudster but she also is a thief. She stole from her husbands and the taxpayer and put it in her fat arse. Her last partner was just a partner. He never married her because he thought he could do better plus Maureen made so much money from her scam weddings in the past and then half the settlements in the divorce that when she had a lot of money, she did not want to get married so that no one else takes her money in any court settlement. When her last partner died, Maureen made more excuses to go off sick. She was off for nearly a year on full pay. This woman has no remorse, someone close to her fat arse dies and all she can think about is stealing from the taxpayer in return and making her work colleagues work harder to cover her.

Jackie Deamer – Jackie is a Cardiographer in the Cardiology department. She goes off sick 8 months a year every year on full pay by faking her sicknesses. She openly carries a gollywog, has been known to swear and be racist to patients and also encourages vulnerable patients to complain about ethnic minorities. The management state they are not aware of this. She also has a false job description which has been exaggerated so she can get another £6,000 a year on top of her base salary. The management has declined to comment this. Jackie also deliberately injures herself and then exaggerates it by claiming compensation whilst she goes off sick on full pay. She talks ao bad all the time and spends the most of her day spreading false rumours about her colleagues whilst she works on a band 5 payscale claiming she is a medical technical officer when in fact she is far from this. This has all been fabricated by management who have delibrately bumped up her job description to a standard cardiographer to senior Cardiographer but her job description and pay banding is under the medical technical officer. This is a real fraud going on and all this money needs to be reimbursed back to the hard working taxpayer. jackies niece also had a drugs overdose because she learnt the behaviour from jackie. Jackie says this is the fault of all ethnic minorities and this justifies her being racist all the time when in fact her nieve was not in control of her life. In fact, her niece chose to take drugs and in such high quantities that she had an overdose in and left jackie to be racist to ethnic minorities so you cant really feel sorry for people like that. Jackie Deamers husband, sons and family members also carried out a ram raid on the ATM on the main reception of the hospital although unsuccessful. She was the only one that knew the money had been put in the ATM that day as her and her husband had a stall on opposite this ATM so they definitely saw it being put in. This is on top of jackie and her family selling stolen goods from stall and Amazon. Jackie also claims to have passed her Part 1 ECG exam in 2005/2006. This is false, she has claimed this and falsified documents to claim this so she can get a higher banding for jobs she does not do. She keeps failing her Part 1 exam again and again and takes as much leave on full pay as possible and refuses to do any work when she comes to the department.

Terry White – Terry White also know as Nipple-T is the divisional head of Human resources of Harefield Hospital. He has had a policy that states that no ethnic minority should have human rights in the hospital and to deliberately select them OUT OF JOBS. He is aware why Michael Octave did not get the head of Electrophysiology job but declines to comment on the matter. He also encourages other managers to not promote ethnic minorities or give them opportunities. Instead, they are victimized and abused whilst on duty. Nipple-T also takes a bonus home annually amounting to around £10,000 a year. This is the taxpayers money. If staff members challenge his behavior, he will deliberately dismiss you with false allegations and also encourage others to make false allegations in return for healthy promotions by ganging up. He used to work for a supermarket many years ago hence the former alias of Tesco-Terry. He has also been reprimanded by the police whom stated that Terry makes false allegations to keep former employees quiet. He was threatened with arrest for wasting police time. He also does not like to advertise jobs and if he does, he will try to find out if the person is ethnic. He also concludes that Gollywogs are not racist and staff members are allowed to carry them in the hospital. The Chief Executive Robert Bell does not have the balls to stop this.

Robert Bell, Chief Executive – Robert Bell has wasted tens of millions of pounds of taxpayers money on manager bonuses and plans which ultimately he scrapped. Robert Bell has also got an unofficial policy where he states that ethnic minorities are not allowed to work as managers or senior staff members. Is it any surprise why all the management and board of directors are white and not ethnic. This is because these staff members are being selected out of these jobs to keep the organization all one race. Robert Bell takes home a £25,000 bonus every year whilst staff at the bottom are losing there jobs because of issues relating to financial downfalls. 

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Furthermore, do not apply for jobs in this hospital if you want your career and health to be a priority. The hospital is the scum of the earth and a very bad employer.

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The REAL Harefield Hospital Cardiology Department:

A senior doctor called Rajesh Kharbanda applied for the job of consultant cardiologist at the hospital in 2007. The clinical director Charles Illsley called in Rajesh and said he does not want him doing this job. No reason was given. It was assumed it was because he was Asian. Rajesh Kharbanda left Harefield Hospital to pursue a consultant position at Ashford hospital. A hospital that does not discriminate.

JR and Shirley Steel say if you have any concerns or problems, please come to us. Why would they say this when an innocent person lost their job because you were not doing it in the first place. These two women deliberately ignored issues in the department and made it so bad in the first place.

JR who is the head of the Cardiology department at Harefield Hospital did not want Michael Octave, an Afro-Carribean male doing the head of Electrophysiology job because hes black. Rather then say this, she blamed it on an innocent unsuspecting bystander, also of ethnicity and said it was his fault because he failed one exam. Michael Octave was so furious, that he spreaded defamatory and false rumors and allegations about this former employee and ganged all his friends up against him with false allegations ultimately causing him to get fired. This all occurred whilst JR was observing and turned a blind eye. Michael Octave went as far as to physically assault this former employee in the mens changing rooms as he held him responsible for this promotion refusal. JR stated to this former employee she will sort it out but she didn’t. In fact, she used it to her advantage and got him fired from the job because she was filled with spite

This is the job for Head of Electrophysiology (EP). The job which Michael Octave was not allowed to do and an innocent bystander took a penalty because of

This is statement from Ken Ali. This statement was proven to be false one year later. When Ken Ali was questioned why he lied, his response was ‘well, everyone else was lying too’. This man is now working as a senior manager with this level of dishonesty and also treating patients

This is Ken Alis second statement. He stated that he did not say this former employees name and everything has been misunderstood. He withdrew this allegation along with his previous one stating that ‘everyone else was lying too’. Its a childish response which cost someone their job.

Ken Ali even charged this former employee £100 for a positive reference. He had an agreement with him for this. He took the money and gave a standard/negative reference. References are not paid for, they show a true reflection but Ken Ali was so evil he charged this employee and scammed him out of money

This is Ken Ali confirming he did receive the money and thanking this former employee. He still did not disclose the contents of the reference to this employee stating it was all confidential. In the meantime, he gave a copy of the reference to his line manager showing how honest he was being but failed to state that he was paid money for it!

This is Ken Ali confirming what happened between Michael Octave and JR. He makes it clear and that it is quite common knowledge in the department he was not allowed to do the job of Head of EP due to a racial issue

This is Michael Octaves resignation letter. He went on a strop targeting innocent people in the process whilst he handed his resignation in because he was not allowed to do the job of head of EP. The Chief Executive Robert Bell declines to comment on this as he promotes this behavior amongst his management

This is Michael Octave bitching about this former employee. He says as many nasty things as possible, most of them lies. He is the one who is dishonest and he is concealing the reason why he handed his resignation in

This is Michael Octave stating that this former employee never told him about failing his exam and that his integrity got put in to question. He forgets to mention the rest though. He was refused the job of head of Electrophysiology and started making false allegations against this former employee whilst his friends egged him on. The head of the department JR took Michael Octaves side because she did not want him revealing the reason why he resigned to management.

This is Robert Bougards statement against this former employee. He is Michael Octaves best friend. He started criticizing this employees work and did it too much. He even says in his final paragraph ‘Third, allegations made against other members of staff have proven to be false’. He is talking about the job of Head of Eletrophysiology and when JR refused it to Michael Octave but blaming it on an innocent bystander whom had nothing to do with it

This is a picture of the liars and whales Ken Ali and Michael Octave.

Ken Ali on the left likes to cuddle and hug Michael Octave (on the right). Together they have lied and lied through their careers and got rid of so many staff members. They will lie to such an extent that they will collaborate each others false allegations because they are riddled with spite when they have no reason to be.

Ken Ali – Mike, shall we eat the dismissed employee because you didn’t get the EP job

This is an allegation against Ken Alis wife. An allegation was made that her husband Ken Ali was doing all her college assignments to gain professional qualifications for her. Upon investigation, it was confirmed that the allegations was in fact true and Joanna Ali was removed from the course. It looks as though dishonesty runs in the family

This is JR statement against this former employee. She takes time to mention the ECG exam but does not get too much in to it. She states that Michael Octave stopped being this employees assessor because he asked him to do something and the employee did not want to do it. JR IS A LIAR, HE STOPPED BEING THE ASSESSOR BECAUSE SHE DID NOT WANT HIM DOING THE JOB OF HEAD ELECTROPHYSIOLOGY AND THIS IS WHY HE RESIGNED ALSO.

This is JR second statement. As you can see, she cant seem to say anything nice about this former employee. In fact, she only says bad things. Im sure she knew what she was doing. She seems very spiteful and its no wonder no ethnic minority is promoted in the department under her management

This is JR responding to allegations of bullying in the department against this former employee. She says she has unofficially reprimanded the individuals but this has gone on for 13 years, surely, it should become official after a period of the same incidents occurring again and again. The reason JR is protecting these individuals is because they are white

Even swearing in the department in front of patients is defended by JR . This is quite disturbing!

This is when a staff member encouraged this patient to make a complaint against this former employee. It came to light that the staff member this patient was complaining about was not even in at work the whole week!

This is when the patients daughter found out about this. She was furious and demanded that this staff member Jackie not do any tests on her mother again. The Chief Executive Robert Bell also declined to comment.

This is the response to the patients daughter. The real reason was concealed why this occurred. The reasons had racial motivations behind it and Jackie was protected and covered up for it by the management because she is white. Jackie Deamer also continues to work in the department carrying GOLLYWOGS and evading disciplinary action

This is staff member confirming that racism occurs in the department and she has heard the word PAKI be used.

This is the managements response to GOLLYWOGS being carried around. As you can see, its not offensive and no one has complained. This is very unusual, im sure a number of people have complained and it does indicate racism regardless how diluted the management make it

This is the allegation this former employee made which management investigated. As you can see, the allegations are VERY SERIOUS.

This is the conclusion of the investigation. As you can see, the gang warfare in this department is apparent despite denials. Staff members are afraid their cars will be smashed up and families targeted and life will become unbearable if they reported these incidents.

This is the second conclusion. A number of points have been raised. The atmosphere has been described as strained and uncomfortable and false job descriptions exist so staff make more money. This is at the expense of the tax payer.

This is when one of the staff members admitted she does carry a GOLLYWOG, her response is surprising stating that her grandson looks like one. Why on earth would her grandson say he looks like a GOLLYWOG, surely he looks ethnic/Afro-Caribbean if anything

This is JRs response to behavior issues in the department. She insists nothing has happened and continues to lie. She does not find the allegations serious and does not think an innocent bystander taking the wrap for her misdemeanor is bad but all their fault.

This is Ken Ali confirming he lied against this former employee and his reason are even more shocking. This man was promoted to a senior manager.

Maybe she could of mentioned the EP job issue and why this former employee got the blame for something he did not do. This statement is also minimal to prevent any unnecessary skeletons coming out of the cupboard

This is the costs the hospital endued to persist with the Cardiology department staff members false allegations. As you can see, thousands are wasted and this is not even the whole account. This is just for the paperwork. This is how Harefield Hospital waste taxpayers funds and money. Meanwhile, patients were being refused vital cancer and heart drugs as management stated they had no funds. This seems unlikely from this list for costs!

This is when Ken Ali was a little baby when he came from Trinidad and Tobago to Harefield in the 90′s. He scrapped his way to the top and did anything he could to make ends meet.

Ken Ali was doing nuisance phone calls on the Cardiology departments extension number in hope that this former employee would get the blame for it.This is why he submitted a statement stating he was receiving phone calls on his home phone when he wasn’t. The phone calls to the Cardiology department stopped once Ken Ali was confronted about this allegation by this former employee ultimately Ken withdrew his allegation. What a dirty man is Mushtaq, he would let an innocent man take the blame for something they never did meanwhile he gets a pat on the back by the Head of HR when he knows he has totally lied.

This is a meeting in the Cardiology department. As you can see, there are a number of staff conduct issues. Typical examples include patients privacy not being respected and protocols are now in place. Im not sure why protocols were not in place before this date. This means that staff were working without adhering to proper protocols thus putting patients at risk. JR says that she values her staff and their hard work. However, thats not what it sounds like from her statements against this former employee. In fact, she sounds spiteful as though she does not appreciate her staff. Even when this employee worked 70 hours a week was not good enough for because her spiteful allegations continued. So i don’t think she values her staffs hard work and most probably why so many people leave this department because they do not feel valued

This is a newspaper article from last week. Its obvious that bullying in this hospital is above national average and these are the REPORTED INCIDENTS!

Harefield hospital lying again.

JR IS A LIAR, She in no way shape or form tried to reconcile the situation, she caused it in the first place and stepped back and allowed this innocent bystander to take the wrap for her own misdemeanor whilst all the management and staff protected her so she can give them promotions in return. She deliberately states here that it was this former employees fault that Michael Octave stopped being the assessor when it wasn’t. She did not want Michael Octave doing the Head of EP job because hes BLACK! and blamed it on someone else who was physically assaulted because of this and ganged up upon by Michael Octave and all his senior friends

This is all going on under the Chief Executive Robert Bells management and orders. ROBERT BELL IS THE RING LEADER AND IS PROMOTING DISCRIMINATION IN THE RANKS WHICH INNOCENT HARD WORKING EMPLOYEES AT THE BOTTOM ARE PAYING THE PRICE FOR!

Sack the Chief Executive Robert Bell for this corruption and politics which innocent people are paying the price for at the bottom. ROBERT BELL IS PROMOTING THIS IN THE RANKS AND IS NOW DUCKING THIS FORMER EMPLOYEE BECAUSE HES AFRAID OF THE TRUTH!

This is when a staff member admits that she was spoken to by her line manager about being racist to patients. No action was taken against the perpetrator because the complaint apparently was not specific. In fact, it seems the perpetrator seems to not accept that she may have done this and that the line manager is now mysteriously not aware of it

The hospital has also blocked Facebook to all employees in the Trust. The reason being is because the management and the Cardiology staff team are scared the whole world will find out what they are really like and therefore trying to contain the situation by keeping face in the hospital. Journalists are souring at the these stories published on this page as well as other internet sites

The Chief Executive Robert Bell is ducking this former employee because he knows that this employee speaks the truth and has the balls to speak about it publicly whilst JR is reprimanding staff not to mention this former employees name in the department or they will be disciplined. This is to prevent this employee to dish further allegations against the hospital

JRs line manager is actually a very nice woman. JR made her waste a load of time and energy to sack this former employee when JRs line manager never wanted to do it in the first place. She even pleaded with the dismissing manager not to do it. JR was not even apologetic to her about it. JRs line manager said to JR after this former employee was fired ‘Dont you ever make me do that again you nasty woman’. This is because JR is actually the evil one and her own line manager is actually a very nice lady who had to become the bad guy because JR made her

The public believe that the reason so many people get fired and lose their jobs at Harefield Hospitals Cardiology department is because they have extremely high standards of work. THIS IS FALSE!! The reason so many people lose their jobs is because gang warfare exists in this department where staff, including senior staff align themselves in a gang and start hurling false allegations and spitting poison. In fact, if you read Ken Alis statement about him receiving nuisance phone call, an allegations he withdrew makes it very clear that its this former employee that is at risk from the Cardiology staff members and this is after his dismissal too!

After the way Harefield Hospital behaved with this employee, they wanted to settle things and call it a day. After labelling this former employee a pedophile, a liar, a prick and a spastic, they somehow want to settle but by taking his possessions. This is very unusual, have they not done enough. As you can see, this former employee does not even talk or speak or write any statements but took a dignified approach and let the management at Harefield Hospital take the low road. They make further false allegations against him that he has been publishing material on the internet when he hasn’t and they also ask him not to contact current employees. I believe this is so they can contain the situation and so that current employees do not see how theses hospital staff and management behave. This is under the strict orders of the Chief Executive Robert Bell of course.

The reason why JR is ordering staff not to contact or communicate with this former employee is because she knows this is all her fault and the allegations that were being made were also false. She is afraid how big this issue can become because she knows she lied to cover herself up and implicate an innocent man with false allegations. Another reason is because she knows that she is the real bad guy in the situation. If current employees do not contact this former employee, then no one will know what she got up to and the matter is brushed under the carpet, just like the carrying of GOLLYWOGS IN THE DEPARTMENT

JR is secretly scared of Geoff Brown from HR. The reason is because every time he asks her a question in relation to an allegation this former employee has made, she gets all funny because she knows its true but cannot be honest enough to admit it. Her statements from two different investigations contraindicate one another and her denials are casual dishonesty. She even denied to her own line manager that she forced this former employee to stay all night in the department and work without sleep unpaid. As you can see, she is not aware of anything but this is once again another lie. She also says she cannot remember. This is when JR is lying as she can remember but does not want to disclose the information. She also states she has never been concerned about Julie Banks behavior, this is most probably because they are BEST FRIENDS!! Duh!! why would she be concerned!

When Ken Ali found out that this former employee did a really good project and he received good reviews. He started spreading rumors that the project was all copied and pasted off the internet. He withdrew the allegation one year later when he faced with this former employee. The reason he did this is because his wife who was also doing the same job was failing ALL HER EXAMS and Ken Ali wanted to put the focus on someone else so his wife can have a smooth journey even if it involved lies and even if an innocent person lost their job because of it. He is a real coward and the reason why no one trust or likes him in the Cardiology field.

Ken Alis wife got the job in the department of trainee cardiac physiologist because JR asked her to apply for it. Meanwhile Ken Ali spreaded rumors in the department if his wife did not get the job, he will leave (something that is yet to be done). On the other hand, Ken Ali pushed his wife towards Julie Banks (whom is JR best friend) and start getting very chatty with Julie Banks. JR shortlists 5 people from 108 applicants, one whom was Ken Alis wife. She interviews everyone and gives the job to Ken Alis wife. JR is dishonest, she went around the system to give the job to a senior staff members wife whose husband has a history of dishonesty. The taxpayer paid for the job advertisement and the manpower to shortlist applicants when she already had someone in mind to fill the role. She went through the whole procedure of advertising a job, shortlisting applicants, interviewing applicants just to give the job to the wife of a liar and blackmailer!

Once Ken Alis wife got the job, Ken Ali started promoting her by asking patients to give presents to his wife in response to tests his wife was doing on them. Two patients gave her champagne and one gave her flowers because Ken Ali asked them to do it so everyone will see how well his wife was doing when it was all pre-arranged. Ken Alis wife showed the presents to everyone in the department stating that it was all voluntary when in fact Ken Ali contacted them a day before the test was done and asked them to bring something nice for the technician that will be performing the test and he will make it up to them later on.

It is understood that the head of HR Terry Whites parents wanted to name him TERMITE but could not get the name legally put on his birth certificate so they just named him Terry White.

Ken Alis wife says that her sexy Ken has lost a lot of weight since his wiggle days. Judging by this picture, i think not! He is still a hippo in all its glory. In this picture, Ken was trying to unzip this patients trousers but could not quite manage it. He finally resorted to finding some food in his trousers and taking a picture of himself with it. The food was later eaten!

We hope Michael Octave never gets the EP job so he can constipate for the rest of his life

This is a picture of the Finance Director Mark Lambert humping Andrew Howlett and Terry ‘The Cherry’ White (with his extra berry making three berries). This was in retaliation to wasting so much of the taxpayers money on stupid decisions, lies and rumors! Andrew looks a bit unenthusiastic and it looks like Terrys enjoying himself

==> Terry ‘The Cherry’ White said to Mark to be careful of the third berry as its located in an unusual place.

I wonder if Michael Octave is so pissed off with Rob getting the Head of EP job that he will gang his friends up against him too and stir false allegations at him. Maybe Michael Octave aint got the balls to do that because Rob is experienced in the job and field and not vulnerable like a trainee was

This is the conclusion for the HR department about the attitude and behavior of the staff in the Cardiology Department. They comment on the falsified job descriptions also which were signed off so certain staff members make more money then others at the expense of the taxpayers. Even though this has now been sorted out, the problem remains that the money that has been lost for duties not carried out have to be paid back as its vital taxpayers funds. The Chief Executive Robert Bell has to decline his £25, 000 bonus for this year.

Jackie Deamer is on sick leave again and no one knows when she will be back. This is not a coincidence she has been doing this for the last 10 years. She goes off sick for 8 months a year on full pay for the last 10 years whilst management allows it. Jackie should be managed under the sickness policy because the taxpayers are losing out

This is on top of the money wasted on flat screen TV’s in the Cardiology departments tea room and the falsified time-sheets and lets not talk about the 8 months sicknesses certain staff members have had on full pay because they have been faking their sicknesses just because they are too lazy to do the work

Jackie can also do other duties if one part of her anatomy isn’t working AGAIN! THE NHS IS NOT A CHARITY YOU KNOW

This is a letter that the hospitals lawyers sent this former employee. They were making further false allegations against him and labeling him a pedophile. They state in their letter ‘you are fully aware of why our client has referred you to the Independent Safeguarding Authority’. The reason was because this former employee uncovered the corruption in the management at this hospital. This is why the Chief Executive Robert Bell sacked the General Manager Andrew Howlett because the CEO agreed that the corruption existed. The lawyers also say that the allegations being made on this page are false and defamatory. Just by way of clarification, the allegations being made are being backed up with documented proof to prevent such a claim for defamation. Furthermore, its not defamation if the allegations are correct by the perpetrators own admission

This is a staff members payslip. This is one of the women whom carry a gollywog openly in the department with her line managers JRs support. As you can see, she is on Band 5, a bit excessive for her role. This staff member amongst others are making an extra £6,000 a year because of this falsified job description at the expense of the taxpayer. She gets away with it because she is white. If it were an ethnic minority, it would result in the employee being fired and the police being called in for fraud! This extra money being made lasted over 10 years and has still not been paid back. Other false job descriptions also exist.

The thing about the Cardiology department is that they don’t know how to develop proper relationships with their staff. This is why so many people leave the department making similar or the same allegations.

The Chief executive Robert Bell does not want to try sorting this department and its issues out because he spends too much time in the Trusts office with his trousers down

This former employee says that if Michael Octave gave him the completed application form for the job of Head of Electrophysiology, he would photocopy it 100 times and then use it as toilet paper as that is all its worth. The same goes with his resignation letter

Ken Ali has a shitty book in the department labelled the ‘Kens Communication Book’. Its a book that openly in the department so everyone can see> Ken tries to make it look important by putting any old shit in there. The same book has been going for nearly 20 years and no one even recognizes it. The book is all ratty with the corners and binding coming off. Ken writes stuff like ‘How to use the alcohol hand rub’ in it.
I see an idea about toilet paper coming about again.

Ken Ali once became a laughing stock in the Cardiology department about 10 years ago when he openly stated that The Pope contacted him to come along and do a speech on Islam for the audience he was addressing. Everyone in the department laughed at this and Ken said that no one believed him because they are all racist. Its probably because the idea of the Pope doing something like that is absolutely Shit. Ken should of put that in his Communication Book as its relevant to Cardiology issues

Jackie Deamer goes up to Shirley Steel in the department and says to her openly that Christopher Columbus discovered America and Shirley Steel agrees with this. What these two spasmos need to realize is that Christopher Columbus did not discover America, black people were already there. This is another example of the Cardiology departments management overstepping their boundaries to promote racist behavior. These comments were made only last week.

The taxpayer is forking out tens of thousands of pounds on a Chief Executive Robert Bell and his fancy bonuses for jobs he or his management are not doing. This is abusing the funds given by the taxpayer. Robert Bell and JR encourage discrimination in the ranks against ethnic minorities and when these ethnic minorities report this, they are the ones whom lose their jobs whilst the perpetrators are protected in the process and no action gets declared against them. This is not the first time this has taken place but has been going on for decades. The taxpayer is footing the bill for court cases that the Chief Executive Robert Bell and JR initiated in the first place because they wanted to cover up racist behavior amongst staff and gollywogs being carried around so openly. The ethnic staff and the public are paying these two a hefty salary to astound these views and stating in official investigations that the allegations have not been substantiated. This is the cover up the Cardiology department is involved in, not only in patient deaths and then falsifying the records for it but also falsifying witness statements to sack innocent staff members in the process.

The problem with the Cardiology department at Harefield Hospital is that they have a problem with treating others equally and respecting diversity. Why do you think staff members like Jackie Deamer and Maureen Shepherd as well as others speak so vilely against ethnic minorities. They dish out allegation after allegations, regardless of whether they are true or not and cost innocent people their jobs whilst they carry on their discrimination against other ethnic minorities whom come by. The reason this is going on is because of the management issue in this department. The staff in this department can have views and keep it to themselves but when JR deny and protect the perpetrators, that is what makes the racism insidious because these slags are given the power behind the false and racially motivated allegations the staff make in this department. Everything after this point towards ethnic minorities being the bad guys because the most seniors in the department refuse to do anything about it. These slags love making the big money running a department like this at the expense of someone completely innocent losing their job. If this is not enough, these slags turn round and ask an ethnic minority called Ken Ali to dish out further false allegations after someone of ethnic minority lost their job just to add extra falsified punishments. Do you think the Chief Executive Robert Bell is going to do anything about when the heads of this department don’t do anything. I don’t think so. The taxpayer is forking out hundred of thousands of pounds to these sad fucks so they can espouse these views amongst ethnic minorities. Even Gollywogs are not recognized in this department, thats because the slags know that upper white management will take no action.

The thing about Mushtaq Ali is that when he was making and writing false witness statements against this former employee with false allegations embedded in it, he got too comfortable doing it because no one was challenging him on these. This is why he started doing it again and again and finally when he got caught, he had nothing to say. In fact, he was determined to not be as innocent as he makes out. It was concluded that he was playing his employer and this former employee against each other whilst he financially benefits in the process. This is a very untrustworthy and crafty human being. To say he was making money out of someone losing their job because of him in the first place is out of order but this is what the hospitals Cardiology Department promotes. When Mushtaq got caught, he did not go down on his own but started blaming it on other staff members in the department. He said the reason he lied was because everyone else was lying too and this is why everyone got in to trouble about this but sadly kept their jobs because the management at the hospital were supporting them through this difficult lying time. Mushtaq should of technically lost his job for it too but the management thanked him for his lies and took no action against him. The reason was because they are asking him to do it in the first place and because he works independently. This leaves him open to do it again. If that was not enough, it was the taxpayer who footed the bill for over £60k for these lies.

 

‘Mr Kipling’ Mushtaq Ali and the ‘drug addict, sleeping with a patient called Sonia Dos Santos’ Michael Octave have been saying to each other in the tea room in the Cardiology Department that the reason they lied about this former employee and got him fired because he was not man enough to stand up to those lies. This is because they are ignorant. They are trying to justify their lies and make themselves feel better. These two additional slags of the department have not got the balls to say anything to this former employees face because this former employee with drain the fat out of Mr Kipling and de-drug the spastic Mikey. Michael Octave especially talks so much shit that he actually starts believing it himself. This is actually because of his drug problem which is why his eyes are always red and hes always angry. JR is afraid to confront this spasmo about his behavior and how innocent people are implicated because of his lies because she is the one who caused it in the first place and because shes afraid that he might take out his whip on her because she did not want him doing the EP job but JR does not need to be scared because Mikey aint got the balls to do anything, he just expresses his anger by making false allegations, sweating and scratching his balls.

Mr Kipling Mushtaq Ali has been spreading more rumors about this former employee in the Cardiology tea room. He seems to always lie, even when he gets caught lying, he will carry on lying even more. Its a pity someone with a major weight problem like Mushtaq resorts to putting other people down when he should be the least confident in himself. The lord says ‘Thy will not be fucking greedy and eat everyone elses food on the dinner table’ but Mushtaq is an Anarchist so he does not believe in the word greedy.

The reason why Michael Octaves partner Sonia Dos Santos whom is a transplant patient of Harefield Hospital had a heart transplant was because god is punishing Michael Octave for lying and sacking his colleagues all the time. This is why he is always pissed off and has a problem smiling.

JR has been asking Shirley Steel to make more defame comments about this former employee. In fact, she was using Shirley to cover up her bad behavior and get the staff in the department to accept that she was never the problem and everything said about her is lies. Most of the departments staff know what to expect from these two because they do it very regularly. People do not even want to work at this hospital because they are afraid of losing their jobs with false allegations. The reason these two slags are defaming this former employees name is because they are afraid he is becoming a liability to their own credibility and others are losing confidence in them. JR out of all this is stating that she wants Maureen Shepherd and Jackie Deamer to be protected from all this because they are the women who do her dirty work for her whilst they get protected by the cronies slags of the department.

Jackie Deamer is going off sick again for 2 months. Jackie is going off on full pay, this is vital taxpayers money. Jackie has openly said in the department that she is going on holiday to St Lucia for a month. When staff have complained to JR about this, JRs response is ‘She really is sick this time’. JR would not be saying this if she was taking the money out of her own pocket.

Jackie Deamer has been making more racist comments in the department. She says that the Stephen Lawrence murder was not racist and somehow is justifying it. Mr Kipling said the other day in the department that him and his ugly daughter are going to the Opera. This is another example when Mushtaq, the coconut Kipling is trying to conceal his ethnicity. Its not like he understands opera for crying out loud. Hes more of a Hip-Hop kind of guy who listens to shit and lies through his teeth. What a dog wanker

The sick dog wanker Mushtaq the coconut Kipling has been saying the Cardiology Departments tea room that this former employee is a bastard and he hates him. Mushtaq needs to realise is that he is a liar and he was caught lying like the dog wanker he is.

JR has been asking her staff not to disclose any information from the department to anyone external as it is now causing her enormous problems. She has even gone one step further with her bad behavior and covering up her conduct issues. Because Michael Octave resigned from his job because he was not allowed to do the job of Head of Electrophysiology because hes black and because this former employee spilled the beans by telling her bosses this, she has decided to reward Michael Octave for covering this issue up by offering him to do private work for his new independent company. This company takes the workload off of the Cardiology department by doing the Cardiac tests which JRs staff are suppose to be doing in the first place. Michael Octave has a contract with JR to do this and he is now actually making more money then he did before he resigned. JR has even asked her sister-in-law to give him another contract at another local hospital which means he makes even more significant money. Have you wondered why it is Harefield Hospitals Cardiology Department that has the contract and not the Royal Brompton Hospital which is the same organization. All in return JR wants is Michael Octave keep his mouth shut about why he resigned and why he lied against this former employee. This is a very novel tactic, The taxpayer is footing the bill for tens of thousands of pounds just because JR is trying to conceal her politics and discrimination. Is it actually necessary to have someone like this operating in the NHS which is deliberately wasting the taxpayers funds for her own misdemeanors. This is on top of falsified job descriptions

The management has been recently labeling one of their friends in the department called Jackie Deamer as a ‘Senior Cardiographer’. This is a little misleading to the public because Jackie is not a Senior Cardiographer and this role has been exaggerated so Jackie makes more money. As you have seen in previous documents, Jackies job description was initially falsified so she makes more money. Jackie repayed the favor by asking her family and husband to carry out a ram-raid on the ATM on the main reception of the hospital.

JR has recently given Michael Octave a very hefty contract with his private company called Zebra Medical Limited. This is a fraudulent company where Michael Octave bypasses standard checks so he can involve himself with patients just like the innocent Sonia Dos Santos. JR is paying Michael Octave all this money from the budget which is the taxpayers funds to keep him quite about why he resigned and JRs racial issues against black people. Michael Octave is a very savvy businessman where his silence has actually landed him 6-7 times more money per year then he did before he resigned. Plus if Michael Octave speaks the truth (which he never does) then JR and her sister in law will take away their Cardiology service contracts which is 2/5ths of his companies valuation and if that happens, then Michael Octaves other company directors will not be happy with him. He might even have to resign from this job too!

Michael Octave has been saying to everyone in the Cardiology Department that when he sees this former employee, he will knock him out. This former employee however, is not shitting himself because he says that Michael Octave is a piece of shit who popped out of the wrong hole. He only got refused the job of Head of Electrophysiology because hes a piece of shit. He started crying to JR in her office and cried and cried and cried about why he did not get this job. Michael Octave was so shocked at this, he cried his way to resignation. Even when he handing his resignation in, he had tears coming down his face. Eventually JR felt sorry for him and gave him some bank work to do in the department so he has some dignity left over but Mikey did not realize that he was just shat upon and he picked it back up. Now he is working in the Cardiology department with his dignity in tatters. What else can you get from pricks like this apart from running around for biopsies for Sonia Dos Santos. This is a personal punishment to Michael Octave directly from god which will last him forever.

Mushtaq ‘The Coconut Kipling’ was in the Cardiology departments tea room the other day and he was saying that they whole department is picking on him and targeting him for no apparent reason. He further goes on to say that ever since this former ethnic minority employee was fired, then everyone is now coming after him. This is rich coming from someone who lies in writing and submits false witness statements. Maybe this is why they pick on him.

Michael Octave and his company zebra Medical is in a lot of trouble at the moment because now the Chief Executive Robert Bell is looking in to this company and the purpose why it has a hefty contract with JR . This is a fraudulent contract to keep Michael Octave quite from revealing why he resigned. This is paid for by the taxpayer and is being used as a cover up to conceal the real truth.

JR is feeling very bitter at the moment over allegations on the internet about her. In fact, the most horrid allegations being made by her now is that a staff members payslip has been published online which was excessive in its own right and under falsified job descriptions which JR signed off. Furthermore, Michael Octaves company Zebra Medical is also creating similar problems with Finances which are coming out of the taxpayers purse. Another concern JR is having the moment is the issue about Jackie Deamer and her Husband and family carrying out a ram-raid on the ATM at the reception of the hospital. JR refutely denies this because she could not believe her friends could carry out such deeds considering they are making enough money from falsified job descriptions. The problem is Jackie openly admitted this in the department and the reason why JR is protecting her in this is because maybe she was also involved in this ram-raid. I mean, how else does JR live such a lavish lifestyle with casual false job descriptions and false medical contracts with fake companies.

Is the Chief Executive Robert Bell going to utilize his second rate degree in Business Administration and do something to control this or is he sitting in his office with his trousers down asking Andy ‘HBGay’ Howlett to suck his balls in front of the Notorious Harry Porker. Robert Bells degree states that he is just a glorified secretary, no one knows how he got his job as a Chief Executive.

The Divisional Head of Human Resources Geoff Brown has been recently forging documents to incriminate this former employee and other former employees. Hes claiming everyone is a pedophile when in fact he is the one who has a pedophilia issue. He stole his line managers Terry ‘Nipple-T’ Whites job because Geoff could not make proper decisions about employee relationships. Nipple-T lost his job because no one any longer trusted him, all because Geoff ‘The Poof’ Brown got big headed with all the power he has been given by the Chief executive Bob Bell. The glorified secretary!!!

This is one of the two slags who carry a Gollywog in the Cardiology Department. She is constantly lying. In fact, her lies have gone so far that she now involves a senior staff members children in it and quotes this former employee as saying it. She is referring to her friend Shirley whom they have a really good relationship with. Apparently this former employee said that Shirley children do not belong to her partners. This allegation was totally false and Jackie is deliberately trying to label her friend Shirley as a victim of this former employees behavior. In fact, the real story here is that this former employee did not say anything about Shirley or her children as it was not his business but obviously Jackie has her views but then again, she does work under a false job description which is a direct link to her character and the tax payers purse.

This is the gollywog carrier Maureen Shepherd chatting her shit again. She believes god gave her a mouth to excrete from. This allegation was also false. This former employee did no such thing but i guess someone whom carries a Gollywog would definitely talk so low of an ethnic minority employee. Maureen goes on to say to say she will take civil action against this former employee for just existing and having a life. This is how racist she is which goes beyond the gollywog. She says she cannot afford civil action so just had to work with this former employee but if you look at her payslip, she earns a lot of money under a false job description and false banding. She can definitely afford civil action but is just being stingy as usual. Also a solicitor might put her in a mental institute for instigating a poor innocent ethnic minority employee with her racial rages. Im sure she was the type of woman who would not pay for civil action but just get legal aid to do and if they did not pay, she would moan the fuck out of them until they

Maureen ‘The German’ Shepherd for many years was carrying gollywogs in the Cardiology department. The german shepherd retired with her fraudulent pension and false job description. Why else would someone consistently claim they dont know anything going on. The problem is this is all coming out of the good old taxpayers pocket which JR is not that bothered about.

Jackie Deamer and her Weezy husband are now plotting another ram-raid and this time it is planned for a corner convenience store in Ruislip high street. Jackie openly has admitted this in the department. She is planning to do it during her sickness which is right now. No one know when she will be coming back and she is on full pay during this time. Maybe the Trust should deduct it from her salary the amount she ram-raid and will ram-raid in the future.

Mushtaq the Kokonut Kipling is keeping a low profile in the Cardiology department. Thisn is somewhat strange as he is always outspoken. In fact, he is so outspoken that he speaks shit and lies. He only withdrew his allegations at the Employment Tribunal because he tried to cover himself up for charging money from this former employee for a reference. In fact, because he lies so much, he should of technically be dismissed from the job because this former employee also lost their job because of this mans lying. As an ethnic minority, Mushtaq needs to stick up for his own people but decides to go down a political road and lie and canive until he got caught. The reason he did not lose his job for this is because his line manager and the upper management were encouraging him to do this to prevent being labelled as a racist organisation.

Michael Octave is saying to everyone that he is feeling emotionally traumatised by reading all the allegations made against him on the internet. In fact, he believes, he should have the right to lie and canive freely again and again. The only problem is he hasnt been actually caught doing it because everytime it comes to question him about his false claims, he is never available. This was one of the reasons JR did not want him doing the Head of Electrophysiology job was because hes always working on the agency making money and not dedicated to the department who made him what he is today. Which is a no-good lying canniving worthless piece of shit.

Harefield Hospitals Chief executive Robert Bell has been splashing the taxpayers money around like its a charity. This time he has wasted £1.2 Million on a court case with the department of Health which he lost. what a loser. This money is coming out of the publics purse. Robbo was only challenging the procedure of the Department of Healths not consulting with the Royal Brompton and Harefield NHS Foundation Trust. In fact, even if Harefield Hospital won this court case, they would be granted a review which means the department of health would follow the correct procedure and still come to the same decision. Why would the Department of Health be pushed around by a low life Chief Executive Robert Bell who does not follow proper employment procedures himself. Lets looks at the amount of fraud that goes on in his organisation. The false timesheets and false job descriptions is to mention a few. The department of health did the right thing as this hospital deserves nothing. Now £1.2 Million has been wasted, this will come out of the purses of the taxpayers. This money could of built more wards, employed over a 100 doctors for a year, employed nurses and other healthcare professionals but robert Bell decided to fight a court case which he lost just like he lost his hair on his head making him the bald board room fuck that he is. Now he has to recover this money by reclaiming it out of the false job descriptions for Jackie Deamer and Maureen shepherd. It mights not be much for now but every penny counts.

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I hope the chief executive Bob Bell is going to refuse his £25, 000 bonus this year considering he failed in his attempt to overturn a procedure which was completed correctly by the Department of Health. Its the same sort of procedure he follows when he lays his staff off whilst he continues living the high life on the blood of all the taxpayers. This is on top of his basic Administration degree which is classed as nothing. It puts forward that he should be a secretary at the most. nobody knows how he made it to chief executive.

Michael Octave and JR are now claiming in the department that they are the innocent parties in the allegations made against them. In fact, they claim this former employee is the bad one when in fact he is the good one who stands up for the right reasons. JR does not like this because it undermines her control and power in public and now she is holding on to false claims against this former employee. Both these piglets are claiming that this is very traumatic for them but if you look at their statements against this former employee and other former employees in the department, it is quite clear that the way they talk about others is what is traumatic but because the piglets are selfish and not capable of being held responsible for their own behaviour that they hold others responsible for causing innocent people to lose their jobs over. The only thing traumatic here is the hate campaign that JR and Michael Octave endure others through.

The Head of HR Geoff Brown has been making announcement sin the Cardiology Department about not wanting to give this former employee any information as its all being leaked on the internet. Recently, a staff member who claims to be a qualified Cardiac Physiologist Ian Velasques is supposed to technically be on a band 5 payscale but has been put on a band 6 payscale by claiming to the Human Resources department that he is qualified when he has not completed his degree. This puts patients at risk and furthermore defrauds the taxpayer once again. This has been going on for 2 years now.

When Michael Octave was refused the job of Head of Electrophysiology by JR , Michael Octave spreaded rumours in the entire department claiming he wanted the job because he was having financial problems. This sick dog wanker makes nearly £80, 000 a year with his basic part time salary of £2, 500 a month, his 5 properties all on rent, his agency money he makes which is £55 an hour, His bank work at Harefield Hospital making another £55 an hour and his current business ventures. How the fuck is he having financial problems. Maybe he should lower his high standard of living and then claim financial hardship. This sympathy plea from Michael did not work with JR because JR knows hes a piece of shit who will do anything to get what he wants, usually by lying. Other people in the world are way worst off financially but they dont bitch and moan against innocent people in the process.

Michael Octave has recently had a baby girl. This is somewhat a shame because it concerning that ugly fucks like this are now reproducing and reproducing ugly offspring as well. Looks like Sonia Dos Santos did not refuse him a baby like JR refused him the EP job. In the meantime, JR has been keeping quite in relation to this former employee. The reason being is because everyone across the NHS have now found out what she has been doing and what she did to this former employee. In the meantime, Michael Octave and JR have been using Michaels company Zebra Medical to defraud the taxpayer of more money. JR has initially denied the claims but if you take a look at Michael Octaves company website, he clearly states that he has a contract with Harefield Hospital so once again JR is lying. Where will all this dishonesty end, maybe when the money comes out of these two slags pocket.

On the other hand, a picture of Mushtaq ‘The Kokonut Kipling’ has surfaced showing him hard at work. You know hes not working. He looks very dodgy in this picture, hes probably planning to start a terrorist war against an innocent nation and when he gets challenged with the allegations, he will immediately withdraw them.

This is a picture Mikey (no likey) Octave. As you can see, he finds something very funny. This was before he was refused the job of Head of Electrophysiology and which an innocent man took a hate campaign because of. Remember this face because you will never forget it. Its a human mongrel and he will lie to set you up under any terms. Dont let the smiling trick you because he is a very dodgy character. Hes a real life coconut. He lied against all ethnic staff for many years and ran them all out of the Cardiology Department at Harefield Hospital so he could side with the white people. When it came down to applying for the Head of EP, it was a white lady who turned round and fucked him over. Haha, shame. He deserved it for the many years of misery he put innocent staff members through. He was so shocked at JR for doing this that he went on a rampage in the department but in reality and seriousness, JR should of got a medal for this. This is single handedly one of the best things JR has ever done. Good on her for refusing this prick that job. He had an attitude problem as a Band 7, he would become uncontrollable as a Band 8 plus he was not doing the training manager job properly. He does not work hard at all, he is a lazy and no good.

JR has been on annual leave for a while now and Jackies off sick too. When will all this fraud stop. Now JR has not been checking staff members previous qualifications on their application form. A staff member claims to have a medical degree but does not really. In fact, they are not qualified to do the Cardiac Physiologist job but JR has ignored this in return for some hate campaigns against other innocent staff members. No wonder JR is on annual leave, all the allegations that she usually made against this former employee is now being made against her. Michael Octaves company on the other hand is in some trouble at the moment as its being accused of being responsible for money being laundered through it. I hope its not taxpayers money being laundered through it otherwise Bob Bell, the Chief executive needs to get his arse up and get involved.

Geoff Brown has been making more announcements in the Cardiology Department. This time they are claiming that this ex-employee and his associates are receiving information from the department as a result of the internal staff. This should not surprise these old fags because whats happening now is that the current staff have lost confidence in the hospital and its management are therefore disclosing paperwork and information to this ex-employee and their associates because the current employees are afraid that JRs power trip might be exercised on them so they have to now to protect themselves. The management at the Hospital are not naming this ex-employee too much because they are afraid this ex-employees is becoming some sort of an icon of the organisation and current employees are sticking up for this ex-employee because this ex-employee has the balls to stand up against the power hungry JR and her gang of falsified job description friends. JR has come back from her annual leave but surprisingly Jackie Deamer has now gone off sick again. What ever will happen about managing sick staff or should we say NOT SICK staff. In the meantime, Mushtaq the kokonut Kipling is a bit depressed because his role as senior chief of training does not involve too much responsibility. This is because JR dow not want him having too much responsibility because he cannot be trusted due to the fact of him withdrawing his falsified allegations at the employment tribunal. This is a shame. Maybe Mushtaq should contact the Pope about any jobs he needs doing like giving a speech on Islam and put it in to his communication shit book

This is a false statement from the Head of HR Geoff Brown of Harefield Hospital. As you can see, he makes further false statements against this ex-employee claiming that this ex-employee has been now inviting patients for surgery. This is his indirect way of calling this ex-employee a Paedophile. This is all been ordered by the Chief executive Robert Bell whom is asking his management to do this to ex-employees to make himself feel powerful. This is on top of his £1.2 Million court case rampage against the JCPCT. Like it has been said before, Geoff Brown stole his line managers job because he was not doing his £80, 000 a year job properly in the first place. He was responsible for sacking this ex-employee for playing the same type of politics because this ex-employee made an allegation of racism, an allegation which has surfaced again and again by other employees too.

Jackie and her whole family are ram-raiders and common criminals. Jackie and her Husband and sons plotted to ram-raid the ATM the very night the money was put in to the ATM. This happened while Jackie and her husband had a stall on the main reception of the hospital selling stolen goods claiming they made it themselves. This is when Jackie and her husband Weezy Deamer saw the money being put in to the ATM. Before you know it, a ram raid occurs that very night and Jackie started claiming to everyone in the hospital that she saw the money put in the day before. This is somewhat very convenient. 

Weezy Deamer is claiming benefits on false pretences as well. He sits at home all day looking for ways to steal from peoples homes and ATMs. He worked in construction but deliberately claimed he was injured so he can sue his employer and get early retirement on medical grounds. He seems to be fit as a fiddle because he jumps up and down in the Cardiology department every week even getting in to pub fights. Now you know why Jackie is always off sick because she claims she cant work because her hands hurt because of all those ‘stressful ECGs’. This ex-employee managed to do it with no problems so why cant Jackie do it. Her hands are ok to transport stolen goods so why not to do ECGs.

Maureen Shepherd has been coming in to the Cardiology Department again and sitting down. She sits round (like she always did) and gossips about how life is fucking her over. After all those years of false job descriptions and claiming money under a false banding and also claiming false full pay sicknesses, this woman is somehow not only defrauded the taxpayer to the extreme but did it with JRs support. Now Maureen the German Shepherd comes in to the Cardiology department where sensitive patients medical files are available and present so Maureen can defraud the taxpayers even more now. This is now integrated with all the dishonesty she put out against this ex-employee. Maureen is a threat to the taxpayer and now has access to patient files when she is now retires on her Band 5. If she wants to come to the department, she should report to the reception and call her slag friends out if she wants to gossip but this should only be during the lunch times or in the staff members break times.

Michael Octave has now been working at Harefield Hospitals staff bank for nearly 4 and a half years making £55 an hour. This is all because he resigned in the first place because Michael Octave working on the staff bank for this length of time is a breach of the NHS Code. The reason being is because if someone is working on the staff bank or agency in a hospital for two years or more, the NHS and the Trust have a duty to minimize their losses by either offering Michael Octave full time employment or letting him go completely. Now the taxpayer is paying more and more money to Michael Octave.

There was a fire alarm drill in Harefield Hospital Cardiology department the other day and JR was acting like the fire marshall. Im sure she could could of put it in to someone elses falsified job description and made them do it or maybe NOT MAKE THEM DO IT BUT JUST PAY THEM FOR IT with false job descriptions.

The Chief Executive Bob Bell has been making more announcements in his gay board room. This time he has done so with his trousers on. He says that the communications team and the Heart Division have taken over the work to calm the allegations made against himself and the hospital but its not being done properly. Bob Bell said something needs to be done quick because now a journalist has been asking questions too in the public board meetings.

You probably wonder why some lying staff members in the Cardiology Department have had ill fate over the last few years. Lets take the following examples, Julie Banks dies because she was constantly having Atrial Fibrillation EP procedures done causing her to become addicted to the procedure. God punished her by doing what he did to her for lying against this ex-employee. It was Michael Octave who was doing this EP procedure as well which was botched, no wonder he was not allowed to do the EP job because the patients are at risk and to say the taxpayer pays all this money to him per hour. on another note, Michael Octaves ugly partner Sonia Dos Santos also had a heart transplant. You know why this is as well because god is punishing Michael Octave for his lies all the time. Even Inderlal patel left making the same allegations against him. This is why Sonia always has rejecting going on because she cant stand Michael Octave and he puts too much stress on her by looking at her with his mongrel face.

Michael Octave and Mushtaq the Kokonut Kipling have been spreading more rumours about this ex-employee in the Cardiology department. Thats the problems with these two fags is that they can only behave like this in Harefield Hospital, that is why they choose to stay there because no other department would take their lies.

Robert Bell is on another planet and has been having board room meetings after the original public board room meetings. This unusual turn is called the Private Part 2 board meeting. This is where this prick Bob Bell discusses this ex-employee and what the next steps are against the campaign against them. This ex-employee is not shitting themselves anyway because Bob Bell cant do anything as his management are to blame for all this in the first place.

Maureen ‘The Racist German’ Shepherd has been feeling sorry for herself recently. She came in the Cardiology Department and claimed she had ill health on her. No one should feel sorry for this fat slag because she has been responsible for spreading false and vile derogatory rumours about employees again and again and ran them all out of the department so good for her and her ill health because she deserves it the overpaid Hippo.

Jackie and Weezy deamer have been claiming that this ex-employee is fabricating allegations against them. In fact, they totally refute the ATM ram raid at Harefield hospitals main reception but accept selling stolen goods and being bad parents to their children. Jackie openly claims her sons all have ASBOS (for all you international readers, an ASBO in the UK is an Anti Social Behaviour Order given by the police, its usually given to tramps that live on streets whose parents failed them because they were too busy drinking and taking drugs or in Jackies case, probably stealing from hospitals and the neighbourhood).

Jackie Deamer claimed earlier this week that the reason she was late to work was because she got stuck ‘behind a mercedez car driven by an indian woman’. jackie seems to blame everything on ethnic minorities even her accountability to come to work. This is on top of her heavy full pay sicknesses. Jackie claims her children are all retards with ASBOS because immigration caused it. Jackie needs to accept that it wasnt immigrations fault but her bad drunken parenting skills that caused it. I mean, this ex employee doesnt have an ASBO so why should Jackie justify this with immigration issues. If she doesnt like living in England, she can bloody well leave out country and go on a permanent holiday to a country where she will remain permanently orange in colour.

This is a picture of Jackie and her husband Weezy Deamer. You probably guessing which one is which, your guess is as a good as ours. you have to feel sorry for Weezy deamer, hes actually quite a nice guy, just has to tolerate a lazy orange wife who stayed in the sun too long and her bad habits. I mean, which women in their right mind would fail their children in their upbringing and justify it with racism. Im not sure why Jackie is wearing that blue shit for, it looks stupid plus womens clothes dont suit Jackie with the orange mans haircut!

 

This is Geoff Brown from the hospitals HR department, he submits false statements to third parties claiming Paedophilia against this innocent ex employee. What a lying gay lord. He should mention how he now lives with the hospitals ex General Manager Andrew Howlett who rides in a pig van called Harry Porker. Lets not forget when Nipple-T stole his oyster card and started using it in the harefield area. He should take a look in the mirror and determine why he lives with a man (or a man dog who wears a nappy) and has disgracefully accepted a pig van as his own son.

Maureen with her fat cellulite arse claimed in the Cardiology Department that she was once 6 1/2 stone. We find this very hard to believe, maybe the weight of her scissor tongue might weigh this much but we doubt she did as a whole. This ex employee asked her many times very nicely to do some ECGs and to go in the far corner of the ECG cubicle, not the near but the far corner and stay there for the whole morning to do the ECGs without stumbling her big fat arse back in to the main department to sit her gigantic seat denting arse on the expensive department chairs and damaging them. She hardly managed one ECG before she came back in the department to spread rumors about others who were working, what makes this situation even worse is that she was working on a Band 5 pay-scale.

Maureen and Jackie got together and stumbled, stumbled and by god they stumbled, all in the aid of not doing any ECGs but working on the Band 5. It makes you wonder how these two fat ugly white and orange trash got away with it for so many years. Maureen was especially the biggest lying, gossiping, fat, no good, out of shape, lazy, bitchy, ratty, mouthy, trampy, high earning, skiving TURD! She started making claims against this ex employee and their family carrying out fraud all the time but these allegations were false. The reason this fat arse was making these allegations all the time was because she knew she was a band 5 and defrauding the taxpayer with the knowledge of her line manager and if this was not enough, she skived off with fabricated false sicknesses which were on full pay, something the taxpayer was paying for also. Jackie on the other hand is not as innocent as she makes out. She goes on expensive holidays every few months after she sells all her stolen goods from her stall and goes abroad to steal more. She also make false claims against this ex employee. Jackie failed all her exams and her Part 1 and Part 2. This is very strange because she worked as a Cardiographer so she is not eligible to do the Part 2. Jackie has her own plans anyway. She deliberately wants to qualify as a Cardiac Physiologist and become a Band 6 so she can use this band 6 ad go off sick again and again and make more money doing so. It is understood she works on her stall when she is off sick to make more extra money from her stolen goods sell program.

Jackies off sick again. You probably wonder how she gets away with it for all these years. Its simple, her line manager allows her to do it. If this ex-employee was off sick this many times, they would be fired after the first week. This is full pay sickness as well. Jackie also has a cast for her hand and leg at home which she uses when she feels like a 3 month skive is on its way. She wears it sometimes claiming it was from the hospital but its actually from her home which she uses again and again. On the other hand, Jackie has been telling everyone in the department that her burglar son is joining the army. I’m sure this will only happen when his ASBO runs out. He probably wants to join the army so he can commit crimes legally and get away with it just like Jackie, the Orange Transvestite Hermaphrodite tought him to.

This is Mushtaq ‘The Kokonut Kipling’ with some friends from Harefield Hospital. These are the people who do not know that he lies about them behind their back. See how he lets his belly hang out, not very respectable of him. Wait a minute! is that a moustache!!

Mushtaq ‘The Kokonut kipling’ wins a award for late puberty and he celebrates it the Muslim way by holding a bottle of Champaign – A very true Kokonut. He even shows off his Puberty spot on top of his lip. This is to show everyone in the hospital that he is a REAL Man and not the immature little lying childish fat bastard he really is. His new name after this picture is MOUSTACHE ‘THE KOKONUT KIPLING’!

This is the Mongrel Mikey ‘No likey’ Octave with his semi Mongrel offspring he created with a patient called Sonia Dos Santos. Together they are very ugly fucks of the community but still not as ugly as MOUSTACHE ‘THE KOKONUT KIPLING and his fat belly!!

Michael Octave has been telling the management at Harefield Hospital that the reason he resigned in 2008 was because he wanted to start his own business. This is fabricated. He resigned in 2008 because he claimed he lost confidence in JR and could not trust her. He opened his company in 2011. This is 3 years after he resigned, in the meantime he was still working on the staff bank making a hefty £55 an hour. He is only sticking up for JR now because he wants to keep that lovely contract with his company Zebra Medical, a tool he has used for the last 2 years. To say the taxpayer is footing the bill for all these lies and politics is beyond belief. Its obvious the Chief executive Bob Bell aint got the balls to investigate all this properly and stop it. Its probably because hes more worried about raking in the £25,000 bonus a year he makes on top of his salary for doing fuck all!

The Orange Hermaphrodite Transvestite Jackie Deamer openly claims in the department that her niece had a drugs overdose and this is all the fault of ethnic minorities for ‘bringing their dirty drugs in our country’. Surely its no one elses fault when someone takes drugs but their own. Jackies niece probably learnt the behaviour from Jackie and her family. Jackie Deamer even tried to blame the overdose on this ex employee once but the real truth is that if Jackie and her family were doing their jobs properly then no one would be taking drugs in the first place. Jackie was most probably trying to make an excuse to get upset so she can go off on extended sickness.

Jackie use to talk so bad but when she gets confronted and challenged, she just starts crying. Shes not as tough of a character as she makes out. Mushtaq ‘The Kokonut Kipling’ also claims to have a very good relationship with Jackie but Mushtaq is just trying to be clever how he handles the situation. He knows Jackie has the tendency to go on a rampage so what Mushtaq does is he wants to keep clear of this behaviour of Jackies so he just does what she says. If only Mushtaq would suck his fat belly in and just be himself, he will have nothing to worry about but because he lies so much, he has no other issues except try to play politics. Something that worked against him in the Employment Tribunal when he withdrew all his allegations against this innocent ex employee.

This is the financial information of Michael Octaves company Zebra Medical LTD. He claims he resigned because he wanted to start his own business. This has been deliberately twisted in his favour. He created the company on 11th May 2009, two months after his resignation but this was just him submitting the incorporation documents. He actually started trading with this company in August 2010. If you look at his financial information, he did not pay the tax until August 2010. This is after JR offered him these contracts with Hillingdon Hospital and Harefield Hospital. This is also after this ex employee reported the issue, in fact, many months later JR offered Michael Octave these political contracts. This is very crafty of JR where she is running around like a headless chicken trying to cover her tracks by offering more taxpayers money in the process. This company is also a limited company which means Michael Octave does not want full liability if something goes wrong just like he was a limited liability training manager at Harefield Hospital where he did not want to take responsibility for signing inaccurate logbooks which he deliberately mis-advised this ex employee. Michaels company also does not include another shareholder or company invester which is Professor Michael Henien. Surely £20, 000 from Professor Henien should be accounted for but what Michael Octave is doing is claiming he is not making much profit so therefore does not have to pay too much tax, in fact, he gets full exemption. I wonder if the contract with Harefield Hospital also includes private patients and whether these are included in his tax returns. Probably not. Im sure though JR will find a way around it just like she found a way around her friends job descriptions. Surprisingly Harefield Hospital does business with limited companies, we thought they were too big for that!

The lazy orange racist transvestite Jackie Deamer is planning to go on another 3 month bender. This time on full pay sickness. This is at the expense of the taxpayer whom Jackie thinks is a charity case. Not only is she lazy and racist but she is lazy and likes to live a fancy high life. In 2008, she did a fake charity marathon run claiming it was for Breast Cancer Research. She made a total of £600-700. This money was not given to any charities and its not even confirmed whether she did the marathon because she never trained for it or neither did anyone see her do it. This is on top of the ATM ram raid that her and her family did on the hospitals main reception ATM the very night the money was put in. She probably needed the money to buy alcohol and drugs so her and her family can get high on charity money. No one confronted her about it because she would probably start crying and go off sick again claiming the criticism made her ill.

The racist transvestite Jackie Deamer has been trying to disappear from the main department again by claiming she needs to go to drop paperwork off to other department. This is an excuse so she can disappear for a whole hour to go on the internet in the outpatients section/department of the hospital. This is when she advertises her stolen goods on Amazon. However, this is not working out well for her because her friend Shirley is making sure that Jackie is always doing ECGs considering the vast number of staff whom have left because of Jackies behavior in the first place over the years and some even losing their jobs because she lies about them or spread false rumors about them because of her racist nature. This is now making Jackie a bit sick as she usually use to get away with this sort of behavior but now she is being forced to work. What makes Jackies laziness worse is her drink problem. Have you wondered why she never goes on Christmas parties? its because she cant help herself when alcohol is around and her behaviour becomes unpredictable. She once even started an affair with a doctor called Mark in 2008 which lasted a whole year. This is very inappropriate of Jackie as she is a married woman. She probably was only sleeping with the doctor Mark because she was after his money and a promotion. She even got off with the Clinical Director Charles Ilsley once in the main cardiology department in front of everyone. This all happened whilst her husband was at home sick from his work and her sons were in prison for Burglary.

Jackie was deliberately asking patients to make complaints against this innocent ex employee whilst this ex employee was at college or on annual leave. She did this by opening the curtain to the main department (whilst the patient is on the bed having an ECG done) and talking to an empty room. This usually happened early in the morning or when no one else was around. Once these elderly and vulnerable patients made complaints to management whom were aware of the campaign that Jackie was instigating against this innocent ex employee covered it all up and brushed it all under the carpet.

Another example of false job descriptions is based on an allegation by Raheel who claims that Rudolf Ian Velasquez is on a Band 6 when he has not passed his clinical training and finished his Dissertation from the college he is suppose to be studying at. Rudolf has evaded completing his degree because he keeps failing but still getting a promotion in the banding so he makes more money. This is why no one in the department likes Rudolf and thus rather then solve this sort of behavior in the department, she encourages it by giving someone who is supposed to be a percentage of band 5 get a full Band 6. Rudolf has also been instigating a hate campaign against Raheel, something Raheel cannot do anything about.

well but too selfish and dishonest to own up and tell the truth.

Michael Octave claims that he feels exhausted by reading these allegations and that everyone has read it and it is now questioning his professionalism. When this wanker was speaking so low against this innocent ex employee and asking management to ‘let them go’, was this not questioning someone else professionalism. Michael Octave is a selfish bald headed bastard who does not look at his own dirty lies and false claims which cost innocent staff their jobs and a substantial amount of them left the department because of his behaviour. The real heros of the Cardiology Department are the ones who left and started their careers in other hospitals because JR and Michael Octave and all their friends ran them all out by lying about them all the time. When Michael Octave was lying about this innocent ex employee because he held them responsible for him not getting the EP job, then Michael Octave gave up his right to not have his professionalism questioned or scrutinized. Michael Octave is a lying, jealous old bastard who saw gollywogs lying around in the department and refused to do anything about it even though he’s black. He claimed he is not offended by this and that black people need to ‘grow up’. You know this man Michael Octave is a real son of a bitch where he goes against ethnic minorities to suit his own needs. This is why when he was refused the EP job, he tried to run to as many ethnic minorities as possible to help him fight a racist case against JR but all ethnic minorities in the hospital including this ex employee told Michael Octave to go and fuck himself because he sold out a long time ago then sold out again to his agency work which took all his priority.

Mustache Mushtaq ‘The kokonut kipling’ Ali has this shitty book in the department called the ‘Kens Communication Book’. This book has been around for over 20 years and never been renewed. You know it doesn’t mean much because no one writes in it. Oh actually, there are some people who write in it, Mushtaqs masters Maureen Shepherd and Jackie Deamer whom Mushtaq has to keep sweet so they don’t run him out as well. This is why a kokonut like him has survived for so long, its because he does what the troublemakers in the department ask him to do. Maureen and Jackie use to always write in this book because no one else in the department in a senior role would give two shits about what these two slags have to say. If it comes from Mushtaqs mouth, it might be slightly credible because Maureen and Jackie will be there to back him up. This is how these two trampy slags got their band 5 by doing things like this and why there work hours are 8.30 – 4.30 but even then they don’t do these work hours. The department is run between 9-5 and considering Jackies already extended sickness until the present day, she has no right to make these requests until her sickness absence improves or at least if its unpaid sicknesses.

Remember when Michael Octave got refused the EP job from JR and Michael Octave got all his friends to target this innocent ex employee including his best friend Robert Bougard. When Michael Octave and Robert Bougard were questioned about this, they denied everything (as usual). This document below shows you how good Rob Bougard and Michael Octaves friendship is. In fact, they own a company called Protea Healthcare Limited in which these two pricks are the company directors. Its strange how this company shows how good these two pricks friendship is. What makes matters worse is that JR declined to confirm this. She claimed all the allegations made against this innocent ex employee are true because shes a jealous lazy dumb arse. Its funny how the rich get richer in Harefield Hospitals Cardiology Department. Whats worse is Michael Octave and JR seem to be getting richer because they invest taxpayers money in to company contracts which are not needed and what the permanent staff in the department are there to do. No wonder Rob Bougard was sensitive about Michael Octave being refused the EP job and started complaining about this innocent ex employee unneccessarily, he thought his company will be financially affected too. What a couple of selfish bastards. I wonder how JR will cover this allegation up now.

What people dont understand about Ken ‘The Kokonut’ Ali is that he is a dirty lying bastard. He is a real life criminal. He speaks badly about others when they are not around to defend themselves. When these staff members are face to face with him, he either does not make any allegations or if he already has, he will withdraw them immediately. Do not trust this man under any terms, he will lie and set you up because of his own insecurities and then lie to you in your face. He tried to lie in this ex employees face at the employment tribunal but the allegations he made were so extraordinary that he knew it was too good to be true. He tried to refuse to answer any questions but because the questions kept coming to him, he had no choice but to eventually tell the truth which was that he lied in everything. What a dirty fat bastard.

Remember when Robert Bougard applied for the job as Head of Department in 2008. Well, there’s a story behind this as well. You know that company he had called Protea Healthcare LTD in which him and Michael Octave were the co directors. Well, Rob only applied for the job as head of department so he can use the departments funds and workload and pass it through this company so he can make more money and get good advertising and revenues from it so he can retire early with Michael Octave. He was unsuccessful in the role so Michael Octave thought he would do the same but use his emotional blackmail tactics to get the contract with Zebra Medical LTD, a company he is a director of. This is why when Michael Octave did not get the EP job that he went straight to Rob Bougard who started keeping a ‘fake list’ of alleged mistakes this ex employee had been making in their work. These mistakes were not detailed any more but just dated. This reinforces the allegations against Michael Octave and his friends and co company directors instigating campaigns against innocent staff members because their business ventures are failing and they do not want to be held accountable for their own company. Maybe this is why its a Limited company in the first place.

Michael Octave set up a plan in the department that when he would get the job as Head of EP (as he was very confident he will get it), he would deliberately lie and run innocent staff member’s who work in the department out like he has done so for so many years. This would then leave the department short staffed and relying upon agency staff. This is where Michael Octave and his company come in where they offer discount services for work the staff whom Michael and his friends ran out of the department were doing in the first place. This is a very political and experienced tactic and to say the taxpayer is footing the bill for all this dishonesty. A simple solution to this would be to remove Michaels company from providing all services and start effectively retaining the staff they already have rather then let these pricks get away with lying about others all the time and financially gaining from it.

The thing about Mushtaq ‘The Kokonut Kipling’ is that he likes to big himself up in many ways. One thing he has made it clear in the Cardiology Department is that he is the most knowledged Physiologist there. This is merely an exaggeration. He only knows enough to do the job. When this ex-employee questioned Mushtaq about Cardiology news and issues, he always got stuck and claimed that they should go read it up and let him know. Michael Octave on the other hand is not that great either. When you use the words Bifascicular Block, he gets confused because its been so long since he heard that word considering hes always in the EP lab being lazy.

Have you noticed on Jackie Deamers and Maureen Shepherds payslips, it claims that there role is that of a ‘Medical Technical Officer’. This is strange as we thought these two slags claimed to be ‘Senior’ Cardiographers. The thing about the term Medical Technical Officer is that it has the capability of getting an increased banding of up to the upper part of Band 5 without becoming a real physiologist. This IS REAL FRAUD GOING ON. These two slags are not ‘Medical Technical Officers’, they are simple Cardiographers and not very good ones at that either.

Maureen Shepherd before she left her retired fat arse from the Cardiology Department, she said to everyone in the Cardiology Department that she would like a private leaving do. Even this demand is inappropriate. This innocent ex employee endured a serious diversified racist hate campaign because of this racist fat arse fraudster whom didnt even get a leaving do. In fact, this innocent ex employee had Maureen Shepherd, Jackie Deamer, Michael Octave and others lie consistently and got them fired from their job. To make matters worse, JR after being informed by her line manager the next day of this ex employee getting fired went to this ex employees locker, broke in to it, took all their belongings and put it in a yellow hospital bag and threw it into the hospitals skip and asking the Security Department to tell this ex employee to come pick it up. So Maureen should of got something similar or in fact worse. Maureen should not have even got a private leaving do in the exercise room of the hospital, she should simply have been told to fuck off and never bring her fat racist cellulite arse back in the department.

This ex employee says that Maureens ‘Medical Technical Officer’ arse use to sit on this chair in the main department stumbling round trying to NOT DO any ECGs with her fat arse oozing from the sides of the chair and claiming she weighs in at 6 and a half stone. She sat in the department once with Jackie Deamer on the phone to Occupational Health saying that there fat arse was ill and lazy and this is all the fault of those ECGs they do. In fact, both the slags with their Band 5 said to the HR Department and Occupational Health Department that they do half the ECGs. haha, like fuck they do half, they do nothing. Maybe one would be too much. We are sure current employees would also agree. This claim was made after coming back after a 3 month ‘sick of working’ bender. Have you also noticed how their friends claim that ‘Its everyones jobs to do ECGs’. This is not actually correct because all hospitals have Cardiographers to do it. None of them are Band 5 but a Band 3 at the very highest so we are sure that Jackie Deamer and Maureen Shepherd can get off their fat, lazy sick arse and finally do some ECGs, they are getting a Band 5 for christs sakes.

If anyone ever claim it ‘everyone’s job to do ECGs’, the good response is to respond by saying, ‘If we do all of Jackies ECGs, then will her job description and pay banding be re-evaluated to account this? and when it does then we will do them’ because its not fair Jackie makes a Band 5 whilst everyone else in the department is doing ECGs. What makes matters worse is that the staff in the department are doing even more ECGs because she keeps going off sick. If Jackie cannot cope with the ECGs, then she can have her job description and working hours re-evaluated so its less stressful for her.

Maureen ‘The Fat Cellutlite arse lazy bastard’ Shepherd spent the whole working day sitting around spreading vile filth against this innocent ex employee. On this ex employees first day at work, Maureen (after a generous 35 minutes) started spreading vile comments against this innocent trainee in the department whilst he was in the cubicle doing ECGs. Something that her fat Medical Technical Officer Band 5 arse should of been doing in the first place. Maureen made comments such as ‘Look how long hes taking with the patients’ ‘look at him’ ‘Where did you find him’ ‘look how much he talks with the patients’ ‘send these people back to their countries’ ‘these people have ruined our health service’ ‘he has no comon sense’. Maureen spent the whole working day spreading vile comments about this innocent ex employee again and again and the Senior Chiefs refused to do anything about it despite this ex employees consistent complaints about addressing this issue. Eventually Maureen recruited Jackie ‘The Orange ATM Ram Raider Transvestite’ Deamer to join forces with her to make more remarks against this innocent ex employee whilst he was doing ECGs all on his own in the cubicle whilst these two lazy bastards sat on their arse hurling racist insults at him. Jackie made comments such as ‘He a fucking arsehole’ ‘dirty paki’ ‘ruining our healthcare system’ ‘go back to your own country’. This was all accompanied by making indian accents in order to degrade this innocent ex employee. Jackie even went a step further and started asking patients to make complaints against this ex employee to her line manager JR . She did this by waiting when this ex employee was on annual or study leave and then she started pulling the ECG cubicle curtain back and started talking to an empty room using this ex employees name all the time asking them to do some work. The vulnerable patients started making complaints against this innocent ex employee to JR clearly stating that Jackie was the aggressor in the scenario. Maureen and Jackies campaign went a step further when they started stopping consultant Cardiologists in the corridoor and asking them to make complaints against this innocent ex employee to the head of department or the clinical director. Maureen and Jackie instigated so much filth against him on his first week on the job. Eventually Shirley came along to reprimand both the bastards claiming that ‘people have left the department because of these two’ and reassured this innocent ex employee that she will take steps to sort the situation out. Evetually Shirley went off sick because of Health issues and Maureen and Jackie were under way again as usual.

After all this this innocent ex employee went through. Maureen and Jackie believe they are being mistreated. Dont have any sympathy for these two racist bastards. They made a Band 5 and they did nothing for it whilst this innocent ex employee did everything because these two slags believed this ex employee is an immigrant and deserves to do all their work and even made him eat outside of the department because they critisised how he ate on his unpaid lunch time hours.

Michael Octave is now working at The Royal Brompton Hospital these days. He says that hes credibility and professionalism has been questioned so much that he feels embarassed working at Harefield Hospital now. Well, good riddence. He was taking up all the spotlight anyway. Hes even trying to get another contract with his company Zebra Medical with the Head of the Cardiology Department Vicky Griffiths but hopefully he might get this contract too because JR will put in a good word for him especially after he denied the EP job refusal so many times that now he looks like a dumb arse.

Mushtaq has been acting quite dodgy recently too. He is in a lot of trouble right now because he went in to the ITU department to check the pacing boxes and started saying to a patients family members that he would like some biscuits next time they come round. This fat wanker needs to control his diet and weight because his scissor tongue is quite heavy as it is without feeding sugar to it. Mushtaq needs to understand that more Fruit, water and exercise is the answer to his needs. On the other hand, Michael Octave has stopped injecting steroids in to himself because of the issue being heavily publicised. You know why he was always angry, it was called Roid Rage. That where he has sudden bursts of aggression. These bursts of aggression started increasing in duration especially when he was refused the EP job and resulted in his resignation.

Jackie Deamer went off sick once for 3 months in 2008 saying that she needs an operation on her hand but when she came back 3 months later, she said to her line manager that the appointment got cancelled at the last minute and its been rebooked in 2 months time. She then went off for 3 months again. This was full pay sicknesses. This is a very clever trick that even Maureen Shepherd used the same trick many times to claim more sicknesses then they are entitled too. It is alleged that these two slags delibrately forwarded their own appointments so they could get more time off and no one even knows if they had any operations on any of their limbs. The taxpayer is very generous to these fraudsters who claim everyone was defrauding the NHS when they were doing it all the time. I mean, lets look at the Band 5! This role is unjustified. What a bunch of silly slags.

Maureen and her fat arse use to keep going off sick so much, it became so casual and boring. In fact, she spent most of her lazy racist life marrying wealthy men and after a couple of years, divorcing them and taking half in settlements. This was further backed up with the false banding she claimed at Harefield Hospital as a Band 5 Cardiographer. She was married over 4 times and all of them ended in divorce because no one could live with her fat arse. Eventually when she made a lot of money from the marriage scams, she decided not to marry again. This was also because she was too old to do so anyway and plus it costs more money. Eventually she started living with a man without a penny to his name so she didn’t marry him because she didn’t want to give half her money and estate away if he decided to divorce her racist fat stank arse. When her partner died of cancer, she was entitled to one month compassionate leave which she gladly took but because of Maureen being the fraudster that she is, this wasn’t enough, she continued with the leave on full pay claiming she was sick (AGAIN). She was off sick for 9 months on full pay making excuses that she was grieving. She needs to realise it was her partner who died of cancer, not Maureen. Maureens fat arse claimed heavy salaries for jobs she did not do which the taxpayer footed the bill for. Maureen stole from all her ex husbands, stole from the NHS, stole from this innocent ex employee and stole houses and job descriptions. Out of all this, she gets a lovely Band 5 retirement and pension which she is not entitled to.

Michael Octave and his silly slag partner Sonia have recently been on holiday. Mikey claims he needs a break. I guess you do after dishing out lies all the time. Michael Octave has left Harefield Hospital too now and now works at the Royal Brompton Hospital because his lies are catching up with him and he can’t lie his way out of it anymore because everyone knows what he is like. Michael Octave runs away from it. This is a sign of a real coward. He ran away from his training manager job as well and resigned. This seems like a continuous pattern of unacceptable behaviour. Further collaborated by the fact he steals from the NHS with fabricated political contracts with his company. What’s an ugly mongrel like him to do. To say dealing with a heart transplant patient the silly slag Sonia Dos Santos is not enough.

This is a picture of the Chief Executive Bob Bell killing animals in the community. as you can see, this is a continuous pattern of unacceptable behaviour in which now animals are being targetted.  He thinks its acceptable in broadcasting this on camera as well as finding this is not a problem. This is inappropriate behaviour as this man is supposed to providing healthcare to the community and is supposed to be saving lives. as judged by this picture, this is obviously not the case. This reinfiorces the allegations made against him and how he conducts himself in the organisation and why his Cardiology department at Harefield Hospital is riddled with hate campaigns against innocent employees as the man at the top refuses to do anything about it. Its most probably because hes out hunting and killing animals like hes been doing in this picture and does not give two shits about what his staff go through.  A real failure as a CEO.

A staff member in the Cardiology Department called Rudolph Ian Velasquez claims that he is a doctor but the reality of the situation is that he has no medical qualifications and that he just lied on his application form to bump up his application for the job at Harefield Hospital. This further supports that he did not complete his qualification for the job he was employed for and just left it halfway through but somehow he still earns a full band 6 under the idea that he is qualified when he is not. He failed his dissertation again and again and eventually could not defer any more times then he has already done so he just gave up. This is all confirmed by another member of staff called Raheel who also claimed recently to the ex employee in a meeting that he is aware of JR refusing Michael Octave the EP job. This is very strange as JR and Michael Octave have consistently denied these allegations.

This ex employee says that he wishes that Maureen Shepherd, Jackie Deamer, Michael Octave, Sonia Dos Santos, Mushtaq Ali, Robert Bougard all die of cancer for the lies they dished out against innocent employees for years again and again. This ex employee does not speak for themselves only either. This is reinforced by many ex employees. Lets hope this wish comes true. It would be nice to see them suffer.

There was once a time when Jackie and Maureen use to walk around the department like they owned the place ordering others to do work and making false complaints and allegations and spreading it. There was a reason for this. The reason was because the management falsified their job description to get them a heavy band 5 for jobs they were not required or responsible for. Because of this band 5 they had, they started to believe they were too senior in the department and this justified their conduct. For many years Jackie used to make excuses to going home early and when this ex employee asked her kindly to pull the clinic list for the Lister pacing clinic, she claimed she does not know how to do that as she has not been trained in it. This is very odd, opening a filing cabinet and pulling out pacing files is quite common sense and self explanatory. Jackie was very proactive and aware of the sickness policy though.

When Jackie and Maureen started showing hatred against innocent staff in the main department which was quite regularly. They started falsifying allegations in relation to their friend Shirley and going up to Shirley all the time and claiming they heard or saw something when they didn’t to get Shirley, a senior member of staff to go up against them too. Eventually Shirley realised that the two slags making the claims are the most unreliable of them all and the only reason she listened to them is because she could not be horrible to them. If this ex employee was in Shirleys shoes, he would order the two slags to stock up labs, pull clinics, help the pacing admin staff with their work, clean the toilets and do ECGs in the transplant department so the taxpayer do not foot the bill for separate bank staff to do it when clearly its in their jobs descriptions that they do it.

Remember when Michael Octave keeps walking in the department with an ugly look on his face (as always) making comments about others peoples appearances. Well, he does it because his silly slag Sonia is giving him a hard time at home because he gets up in the middle of the night and disappears. What a faggot. At least this ex employees appearance was light years better then Michael Octave who in fact does look like a real life Mongrel.

Jackie Deamer, the ATM Ram raider is off sick AGAIN! This time her foot is hurting and no one knows when she will comes back. We could go in to more detail but its most probably been covered before. All we can say is that its a fake sickness and its full pay on Band 5!  If you are unhappy about this, contact the Director of Finance Mark Lambert on 01895 823737 and report this!

Many people don’t know about a cardiac Physiologist Rudolf Ian Velasquez is that why he left his old employer Ealing Hospital. He left because he was always causing trouble in the department. He constantly went to his line manager gossiping and claiming he saw incidents when he never. Upon investigations, the claims were always proven to be false. Eventually the whole department lost confidence in him and he started clinging on to this ex employee claiming to this ex employee that they are brothers and best friends. Ians line manager Carolyn claimed to this ex employee that Ian is only hovering around him so he can get a job at Harefield and once he gets a job at Harefield, he will turn on him. The whole of the department at Ealing Hospital felt sorry for this ex employee and the staff at Harefield Hospital about what they will have to endure at the hands of Ian. Recently Raheel also claimed to this ex employee that ‘Ian has changed a lot since he arrived’ and ‘He is a right bastard who will get anyone anywhere’ and that Raheel himself has been the victim of Ians behaviour again and again. Ian also said to this ex employee a while ago that staff members at Harefield Hospitals Cardiology department with initials KOB and CP are bitches and he hates and distrusts them. This ex employee did not know what to think as this was a new experiance watching Ian like this. The problem is that the staff members KOB and CP are not bitches but just honest and straight forward. The only bitch in this scenario is Ian for the way he behaved at Ealing Hospital and the way he behaves at Harefield Hospital. How do you think he has achieved a Band 6 when he has no degree or medical qualification but just lied on his application form to get jobs. This is quite disturbing. In fact, it has recently come to light to the HR department of Harefield Hospital that Ian has an outstanding Dissertation he needs to complete which he hasn’t and left it hanging 4 years ago when he kept deferring his modules and course again and again. Raheel said he is not particularly happy about Ians Band 6 and he wants something done about it. So not only is Ian not a doctor which he claimed on his application form but he has no Clinical Physiology degree. With the number of enemies he has left behind in his life, his friends and family no longer want him near them or around their families either due to his untrustworthy attitude and trouble making ways. In fact, Raheel who is already quite a heavy politician in the Cardiology Department cannot handle Ians politics. This shows how heavy his political ways are if he can supercede Raheels politics. Ians former line manager Carolyn from ealing Hospital claimed to this ex employee that the only reason she gave ian a positive reference was because she wanted him to leave the department. Carolyn went on to say ‘He is now JRs problem’. This shows what Ians past is like. Obviously his line manager speaks so wholeheartedly about him that she was actually deperate for him to leave. Now that Ian has been at Harefield Hospitals cardiology Department for four years, his progression is also slowed down. There is a reason for this, the staff members he works with do not trust him and constantly complain about him. This is why Ian is planning to leave this department too and when he does, everyone in the department will be glad hes gone.

Raheel recently said to this ex employee when they met that he is plotting a plan to get a staff member in the Echo department with the initials MA in to a lot of trouble. The reason Raheel said this was because he hates MA and Filipinos in general. Raheel openly claimed to this ex employee that he noticed MA was going on an Echo course in Aberdeen, scotland many years ago and when Raheel found out about this, he approached her and said that he is also going and that she can grab a lift with him. Eventually when the day came to go, MA approached Raheel and asked him what time he is leaving to which Raheel responded by saying that he cancelled the course a long time ago and he told her about it when in fact he knew he didn’t. This left MA with lost time, money and generally feeling let down. Raheel said to this ex employee he did this on purpose because MA does not train anyone in the Echo department in Echos and he does not like how these Filipinos stick up for each other. MA reported the issue to her line manager Carole Webb who kicked Raheel out of the Echo department after only one week there. This shows you what Raheel is like. He will mesmerize you by expecting you to trust him then he will turn round and stab you in the back and then blame the incident on to someone else. When it comes to Raheel, he initiated a campaign from Maureen Shepherd and Jackie Deamer against this ex employee in the first place and then backed off and focussed on his training calmly whilst this ex employee took a serious hate campaign. JR knew this but refused to take any action. He tried the same technique with the Echo staff member MA and was unsuccessful and he was kicked out of the Echo department as the head of the Echo department saw through Raheel like she should of seen. This is not the first time Raheel has been involved in politics in the Cardiology department. Raheel also claimed that staff members JB, LJS and RH all stick together and they target him and he really dislikes them. He says that he has tried to come between these three students but nothing works. Even after being caught out by the Echo staff, he still continues to act crafty. He once asked this ex employee for £8,000 to start off a company just like the one Michael Octave started up. however, this ex employee refused to offer any such sum of money to Raheel and this left Raheel disgruntled. Raheel has also made remarks about the Echo departments staff members to this ex employee. Raheel claims that Ruth looks like a pig and Carole has flabby arms. He also claims that MA in the Echo department has had multiple sexual partners, something which is clearly none of Raheel business. Raheel also claims to this ex employee that Jackie Deamer is always going off sick and as the Chief of Non-Invasive, he cannot control her because JR will come to Jackies rescue like she always does. Raheel also said that Shirley is always off sick and he is encouraging her to retire from the job. Raheel said he is doing this delibrately so that he can then apply for her job as a Senior Chief of Non-Invasive. This man is incredibly vile, he will take someones illness and use it to his own advantage as well. This is very nasty. He says if JR refuses him this job, he will claim racism. I guess Raheel will have to use better examples then just making the claim on its own. Raheel also claimed to this ex employee that a staff member called JJ does not like him because hes Muslim and Raheel is trying to get him to leave the pacing department by encouraging JR to rota him elsewhere. You have to understand how Raheel became the Chief of Non-Invasive in the first place, this was also because Raheel used to speak against this ex employee for his own benefit and career advances. You should see why he left Chelsea and Westminster hospital, its because he behaved just as badly down there and couldn’t get away with it so he just left.

This issue about Michael Octaves company Zebra Medical is that its not as sugars and cream as he makes it out to be. There has been issues in relation to tax fraud and not delaring private patient funds either. It is also concerning that another co-company director which is not declared to the Inland Revenue is operating in this company Zebra Medical LTD. This undeclared company director is Professor Michael Henien. Prof Michael Henien has a lovely past that not many people are aware of it. More will be discussed on this issue shortly.

The undeclared co-company director Professor Michael Henien was once employed at The Royal Brompton Hospital as a Consultant Cardiologist for 15 years. He was sacked in 2003/2004 when it came to light to the hospitals management that he was going to all the GP surgerys and practices in South West London and putting in proposals to steal the Royal Brompton and Harefield NHS Foundation Trusts patients by offering a lower referral fee for testing. Say for instance. GP practices pay hospitals for sending a patient for an ECG, Exercise testing etc. If the GP is paying the hospital £250 for an Execise test, Professor Michael Henien was undercutting the Trust he was employed with by offering the test for £150 and pocketting the money. The Royal Brompton and Harefield NHS Foundation Trust received a complaint in relation to this and sacked Professor Michael Henien in 2003/2004. Now Professor Michael Henien who is based in Harley Street clinic is working with Michael Octave in his company called Zebra Medical LTD and has even been granted a contract with Harefield Hospital. It is no wonder Professor Michael Henien is a UNOFFICIAL COMPANY DIRECTOR. Have you wondered why a Professor would ever want to be involved in business with someone as a third rate as Michael Octave, its because Professor Michael Henien is third rate himself. Michael Octave has delibrately with-held this vital piece of information from the hospitals management because hes afraid if this allegations gets investigated and substantiated which it will, then Michael Octaves company Zebra Medical will go tits up and he will not only lose his own locum roles at the organisation but a serious fraud investigation will take place in which Professor Michael Heniens conduct and past will be looked at with a microscope, someone who was trying to steal the hospitls patients many years ago is now doing it using a third parties name and company.

Professor Michael Henien is a dodgy character. you probably wonder how Michael Octave knows him, its because Michael Octave is a dodgy character also. Its already quite common knowledge of how dishonest and uncredible Michael Octave and his vile mouth is. Just look at how he talks about this ex employee in his written statements. Now not only is his vile mouth causing trouble but now his company credentials are being focussed upon. Firstly, as Michael Henien invested £21,000 in to Zebra Medical LTD, this makes him either a co-company director (which he is) or a shareholder. With the large amount of money he has invested into Zebra Medical LTD, it makes you wonder what he is getting out of all this and strongly suggests he cannot be a shareholder as this is too simple and because a far greater amount of money has been invested in this company. It also questions Michael Octave and Roberts Bougards role in the previous company they owned called Protea Healthcare limited, a company which is now dissolved but was active during the time when Professor Michael Henien was sacked from the Royal Brompton Hospital. It is understood that Professor Michael Henien was involved with Protea Healthcare LTD, something that was not declared either. Maybe what happened was that Professor Michael Henien kept quite when he was sacked from the job at The Royal Brompton Hospital in relation to his relationship with Protea Healthcare LTD, Robert Bougard and Michael Octave and this is why Michael Octave is now working with him to involve him in these company directorships to continue where they left off as their master plan was de-railed by The Royal Brompton Hospitals management as a result of Professor Michael Heniens sacking. Maybe this is why Robert Bougard was so vocal about how bad everyone is and how good he is himself to take the focus off himself. Considering Robert Bougard was fabricating bank timesheets in the transplant department of the hospital and signing it off and delibrately making the organisation waste over £2-3,000 per month because of this attitude shows a continuous pattern of financial fraud using NHS resources going on, something Michael Octave is now doing. This is a serious breach of trust and confidence. Why would Michael Octave involve someone like Professor Michael Henien in to any company contracts with his employer with the past that he has in the first place unless Michael Octave was not involved in this line of work in the first place and especially during the time of Professor Michael Heniens sacking.

Recently Mushtaq The kokonut Kipling has been in a lot of trouble. Its now official and proved that Mushtaq did charge £100 for a reference from this ex employee and cleverly denied it and brushed it under the carpet. In the meantime, he has been spreading rumours about another staff member called JJ in conjunction with Raheel. However, these complaints did not get anywhere because another staff member came along and made allegations against Mushtaq about defrauding this ex employee of £100 with reference costs. This shutted Mushtaq up quite significantly and now he does not speak too much because everyone knows about his past and his lies. Jackie on the other hand has claimed to new staff in the department that she never use to go off sick all the time and has only been getting sick for the last couple of years, What a loads of Bullshit. Jackie has been pulling sickies since she started. She has hardly been at work and when she is, she causes so much trouble.

This is a picture of Geoff Brown, He is the current interim Divisional Head of HR at Harefield Hospital. He stole this job from his previous line manager Terry ‘Termie’ White because Geoff could not avoid taking the hospital to an Employment Tribunal. All those years of management experience and all the money he makes and still he cant do his job properly. No wonder the NHS is in financial crisis. He was last heard to be living with the former general manager of Harefield Hospital Andrew ‘HBGay’ Howlett after Andrew was forced to resign from Harefield hospital because of the way he treated this ex employee because he got ‘pissed off’ with JR complaining all the time. He also cost Nipple-T his job too. After all those years of Andrew Howlett firing innocent staff with inundated and fabricated decisions, he thought he could do it forever but one man came along and this man was not just any man, he was a man and a half and made a campaign and terminated his employment.

Jackie Deamer went home early again last week. She actually went home 1 hour before normal at 3.30pm. When she was asked by a senior staff member has she cleaned up, her response was that ‘I cleaned my cubicle love’. This is not the right process. There are always jobs that need to be done. Jackie should of cleaned all the cubicles, then helped with some archiving, some restocking and helping the admin staff with filing and pulling clinics. Once all this would be done and she satisfied her CORRECT JOB DESCRIPTION, then maybe and only maybe she may have been entitled to go home early.

Most people don’t know the real reason why Rob Bougard left. The reason was because he never did any work, always complained, was dishonest and signed off false timesheets. The issue about the false timesheets is what got him and when his credibility and trustworthiness was put in to question, he quickly packed his bags and ran away to South Africa. He came across as being a family man but he doesn’t know how to act as a family man. He consistently lied and belittled this ex employee unneccessarily. Many people left the department because of this bigot. He was even having problems in Harefield Hospitals ECHO department at one time because his behaviour was always that of being a troublemaker. He had a daughter last year but she was born with a hole in her heart and Rob was quite saddened. You can’t feel sorry for Rob because the way he behaved with so many staff for so many years resulted in innocent people leaving the department because of his complaining. Once again, god is striking Rob Bougard for his lies and fraud he carried out at the hospital.

Michael Octave and his pet pig Mushtaq the Kokonut Kipling have been reading the allegations about them on the internet a lot recently. Never feel sorry for these two lying bastards. Many people left the department because Michael Octave and Mushtaq Ali lied their way through their careers. Because Mushtaq withdrew all his allegations at the employment tribunal and was caught lying in everything in his written statements and further been caught charging £100 fees for references, he should of also been dismissed or at the very least demoted to a lower role such a band 6 or a band 7. This man is obviously untrustworthy but so is Michael Octave. He obviously does not support his work colleagues, i mean just read his statements. His silly slag Sonia Dos Santos was having a biopsy a while ago and Mushtaq was on-call this night. Once again, you can’t feel sorry for Michael Octave. The only bad news is she survived and someone worthy enough was not entitled to a heart transplant but that ugly dog Sonia was. Its ok though because god has kept the best part til last.

Maureen ‘Band 5’ Shepherd was in the Cardiology department the other day sitting down as usual. She was claiming that the photocopier should of remained in the same place as it was before because it was easy access for everyone rather then moving it to the old tea room. No one knows why Maureen turns up for no apparent reason. Sensitive patient files are around in the department which Maureen can get access to and with her already fraudulent activity during her life and scams, This would make the matter even worse.

Recently Michael Octave has been making more remarks. This time to Mushtaq The Kokonut Kipling. This is because Mushtaq is feeling really distressed about what is being said about him. This is very selfish of Mushtaq. When this ex-employee was reading the false witness statements and lies that this kokonut was submitting against them, Mushtaq had no remorse whatsoever. Mushtaq also has recently completed his NASPE EP exams paid for by Harefield Hospital. This is significantly inappropriate because after Mushtaq withdrew all his allegations at the employment tribunal and has been caught lying in other statements and comments he makes, he should of had his training and promotions revoked. In fact, he should of been demoted to a Band 7 for lying and costing an innocent man their job because Mushtaq is such a liar. This did not happen though. This is because it was JR who approached him in the first place and encouraged and supported him in lying. How do you think Mushtaqs wife Joanna got a job in the department, its because Mushtaq started spreading rumours in the department that he will leave if his wife does not get the trainee role because he cannot afford to support his family on his salary. This was back when he was a band 7, a role that earned him nearly £45k a year. Maybe Mushtaq should lower his high standards of living before claiming he cant afford to provide for his family. This is similar to the tactic that Michael Octave used when he was refused the EP job.

As it was said earlier on about Michael Octaves ugly partner Sonia Dos Santos coming in to Harefield Hospital to have a Biopsy done because she wasn’t feeling well. This is so far so inappropriate that it is unbelievable. An innocent man died to give this piece of shit Sonia a heart transplant, something that she should of been on a proper waiting list for in the first place but wasn’t because of her connections with Michael Octave. The taxpayer footed the bill for an expensive heart transplant which she was not entitled to because she was not on a proper waiting list and now because she does not want to look after her new heart and herself, she is expecting the taxpayer to foot the bill for a biopsy. What Sonia wants now is that she wants someone else to die AGAIN just so that she can get a brand new heart transplant and in the process someone else will sacrifice their life for her shitless one. This is similar to the way MIchael Octave works in the Cardiology department where innocent staff members sacrifice their jobs and roles because that worthless pile of shit Michael Octave spreads false and vile comments and rumours, something that worked against him when he was refused the EP job. I mean, Michael Octave may deny this now but just ask Raheel who is aware of it as so he claims. Michael Octave only denies it because he has now received a company contract from JR, also paid for by taxpayer funds to cover up the politics that existed in the first place. Now Michael Octave and Professor Michael Henien are back in action to undercut the GP referral fees for the organisation that gave them a contract in the first place.

Rudolph Velasques has bypassed a number of checks and working his way up the ladder. In fact, he is now planning to do Electrophysiology training and NASPE accredidation, something that he should not be entitled to just like his band 6 as he has an outstanding Dissertation he needs to complete as part of his initial Clinical Physiology degree but he keeps failing it so what he has done he wants to train himself up so much that no one will remember the initial qualification which he never gained, similar to the MD he claims.

Raheel is not on good terms with the Echo department again. In fact, with the number of comments and rumours he keeps spreading about the staff members RC and CW of the Echo department, it has finally caught up with him as other staff are reporting this to the Echo department managers. Now Raheel is keeping a low profile but he is still plotting the ‘plan’ again MA from the Echo department as he initially intended he was going to do. This man is very crafty and wiery, he will divert anything he can away from himself and on to someone completely innocent.

Michael Octave has been talking in the Cardiology Department at The Royal Brompton Hospital (like he always does) that he has 8 properties all on rent. This is very strange as Michael Octave claimed that he was having financial problems when JR refused him the EP job but somehow he can afford 8 properties. He probably made all the money from undercutting the Trust he works for with Professor Michael Henien and approaching GP practices and offering a lower referral fee. He tries to get the trust of the staff he works with by using his company Zebra Medical LTD to provide training in Balloon Pumps and Blood pressure. This is coming from a man who refused to do the training manager job at Harefield Hospital because he claimed it was not part of his job description. Furthermore, Balloon Pump training and Blood pressure training is a piece of shit. It only takes 5 minutes to train in each one of these sections, he should do a better job signing logbooks and then take responsibilty for it rather then divert it to others. He needs to also sort out why Sonia is always having rejection for, maybe because god is now angry at Michael Octave more then anything and is making him suffer. Michael Octave better start teling the truth from now on because god will turn on him properly one day and Sonia will never come back from Harefield Hospital.

Remember when Mushtaq The Kokonut Kipling came back from the employment tribunal on September 2nd 2010, he was sweating his balls off like a real pig because he did not know what was going to happen to him after he got caught lying and canniving and also caught charging £100 for a reference from this innocent ex employee. In fact, rather then Mushtaq accept he lied and take his punishment like the pig that he is, he decides to play even more politics. To say he was not in enough trouble as it was. This time his politics came in the form of the ‘Husband and wife team’ he has running in the department with his wife Joanna. He asked his wife Joanna to take one months compassionate leave to ‘attend a ill/deceased family member in trinidad and tobago’. This was a fluke. Mushtaq turned his back on all his family decades ago when he decided to be called ‘Ken’. This was a tactic Mushtaq was using to evade disciplinary action by getting symptahy from his line manager and the HR department at Harefield Hospital. Did Mushtaq have any sympathy for this innocent ex employee when he was submitting false material and fake witness statements all the time even after someone got fired. This is somewhat a very selfish approach Mushtaq was performing. He obviously did something right because he still kept his role in the department. Under normal circumstances, he would also be fired from the job for the lies he dished out. Eventually Mushtaq admitted he lied because everyone else was lying too. Finally some truth comes out of the talking pig.

This is Michael Octaves company financials and his balance sheet for 2010. You can clearly see that his silly slag partner Sonia Dos Santos is labelled as a secretary who charges £37,235 a year for working as a basic administrator. Something looks really dodgy here because Professor Michael Henien is not mentioned in any of these documents. A secretary for any company does not make that amount of money. We believe this is some sort of tax fraud going on where Michael Octave is delibrately claiming his company to be earning less then he really is plus he has an undeclared Director Professor Michael Henien. Another document here shows that he did all this business work in 2010 and all he made was £715 at the end of the year. This is laughable as the company contract he got with Harefield Hospital and Hillingdon Hospital on its own as a result of JR pulling strings for him.

JR was down at a Tachy1 course at Boston Scientific headquarters in Hemel Hempstead on Tuesday 21st May. She went there to do training in ICD’s. This is somewhat very bizarre. JR is head of the Cardiology department and does not do any Pacing or ICD checks plus this course was too high level for her backed up by the fact that she has not got a degree but just a BTech. She should be put on to disciplinary for this for working beyond her capabilities considering she has no leadership in the department she is in charge of. She said at this course to the course administrator that she really enjoyed it and that because of childcare issues of other staff members not being able to come that whether the reps could come and do a local course in the hospitals department. Maybe the reps would come if JR dis-infests her flea problem her and her friends have created in the department. On this course Ian Velasquez was there too. This gets even more stranger by the moment. Ian already has been caught lying about being a doctor on his application form and lied about qualifying as a Physiologist when in fact he wasn’t and somehow gained a higher banding in his role then he was entitled too and now he is attending high level ICD courses that are not for someone of his level of his expertise. Considering he has failed all his exams for the last 7 years at the college and he has to constantly defer to avoid further failures, he has somehow convinced his bosses to attend these courses backed up by the fact he failed his Dissertation at college for 5 years in a row. He managed to get to go to this course because JR asked him to lie and testify against this innocent ex-employee over a text message that he didn’t receive or one that he received from JR so now she is doing favours for him to thank him for his lies. This is why Ian has been stabbing other staff members in the back in the Cardiology Department at Harefield Hospital and why everyone is turning on him. He keeps his line manager JR sweet though by speaking against this ex-employee, its because this is the type of behaviour JR appreciates. Why else were JR friends always moaning against this innocent ex employee whilst he worked there. This is because she was asking them to do it in the first place.

Jackie is going off sick for 6 months now. This is now beyond a joke and no one is actually managing Jackie for her to stop this behaviour. In fact, Jackie is now breaking her own record for being off sick the longest in one go. She usually managed 3 months before she comes back to work but 6 months in a row is now the new style of sickness she is now being supported in. The reason she will come back after 6 months is because her salary will not be cut in half as par the hospitals sickness policy. This is very crafty of Jackie, surely if she was really sick, she would go longer or less then 6 months in total. The taxpayer is a very generous body in the UK, they will pay for anything, even charity cases like Jackie Deamer.

Maureen Shephard is now not coming in to the Cardiology Department that often. The reason being is that her fat arse has been named and shamed as a fraudster and a thief. She still has not paid any of her Band 5 fake salaries back to the taxpayers but spend it on her lazy, lavish lifestyle. Maybe her pension needs to be stopped until the organisation reimburses itself for all the money she owes. Only that way justice will be done for the taxpayers

Michael Octaves company contract at Hillingdon Hospital has been stopped a while ago now. The reason being is that the organisations management has found out how he received a political contract under the taxpayers name and the cover up at Harefield Hospital. In fact, Harefield Hospital has now stopped using his services under the company Zebra Medical LTD. This is only after reading this blog and coming to the conclusion that the allegations are actually correct. Both Hillingdon and Harefield Hospital have spent an average of £300 each per week for contracts and patients that are not justified.

Michael Octave has been telling staff at the Brompton Hospitals Cardiology department why he resigned from Harefield Hospital. He bitches and moans to everyone in Lab 3, the EP lab. The man is making £55 an hour because he resigned from his job because he was refused the EP job because he was always lying. Do not trust this man, he got together with Mushtaq the kokonut and ran many ethnic minorities out of the department at Harefield Hospitals Cardiology whilst they proper their own careers. Mushtaq is actually so dirty that he was recently removed from a place of worship in the local area because he went there to make ‘sex jokes’. What a loser!

This is the head of HR, Geoff Browns LinkedIn account. This is athe hacked version. You see what we have done is sent a message to the CEO Bob Bell making recommendations. This account was very easy to hack, in fact, a number of dating requests were made in which a number of people deleted him off their contacts lists. With the few number of ‘friends’ Geoff already has, he can simply divide that number by half now. All in a days work.

Michael Octave has been making complaints to his line manager at the Royal Brompton hospital about there being ‘a mole’ in the ranks who is giving out information about him to this ex employees associates. Michael Octave is a sick dog wanker who needs to stop causing trouble and focus on EP which is what he only does all the time. This time Michael Octave is now working in partnership with Mushtaq the kokonut kipling where the two lovers keep in touch with one another by phone. Michael Octave calls the fat pig up the other day and told him about what he has seen on google and Mushtaq immediately took time out from his busy schedule (which is talking shit and lying all the time) to go check it out and is now feeling very bloated reading all this (as hard as that is to believe). When Mushtaq gets bloated, he usually eats more and talks more and lies even more. Now he doesn’t know which way to turn as all he ever does is financially and promotionally benefit from other people misery.

The CEO Robert Bell was in his board meeting at the Royal Brompton Hospital the other day doing a Private Part 2 meeting. This meeting lasted the longest and is the longest in the history of the organisation at 3 hours 13 minutes. In this meeting, the CEO Robert Bell labelled this ex-employee as ‘The biggest ICON of the Trust’. Finally, this ex employee is getting some respect in the management meetings, the reason being is because he was innocent in all the allegations all along that his management has been making for JR . This ex employee or as the Trust labels him as The biggest ICON of the Trust says that if Bob Bell starts recruiting managers correctly, he would never had this problem in the first place.

The gang culture at Harefield Hospitals Cardiology department is run by a very organised network of people. These people think they are real tough guys but they aren’t really. In fact, if they are so tough, maybe they would like their address published online so so the public and media can contact them freely and openly so here it goes:

Michael Octave – 424 Canterbury Waye, Stevenage, Hertfordshire, SG1 4EA

In the meantime Professor Michael Henien, the sacked Consultant from the Royal Brompton hospital has been reading this page too. This is because he has been put under investigation at an NHS Trust organisation outside London in relation to similar allegations for why he was sacked from the Royal Brompton hospital. We wonder what Michael Octave and his company Zebra Medical LTD would do now. Surely Michael Henien would learn his lesson when he got sacked from the Brompton then to go out and start undercutting the referral processes with other NHS Trusts he is associated with.

Mushtaq the Kokonut Kipling has been claiming he has health problems recently. Don’t get fooled by this. Mushtaq has not got any health problems. He is required to give evidence in a while about his lies he dished out against this innocent ex employee and he is trying to get sympathy for it. Why should anyone have sympathy for the fat pig when all he does is lie and lie and lie and a number of people in the department leave or lose their jobs because of him. Remember he withdrew all his allegations at the employment tribunal because he knew he lied like a pig that he is. He somehow was allowed to progress in his role doing EP when in fact he should of at the very least be demoted. Thats because the management are encouraging this pork machine to lie as an ethnic minority to strengthen their racially motivated claims against ethnic staff. This is how Mushtaq got his way as a band 8. He even influenced his wife to get the trainee role in the department by using these same underhand tactics and JR was more then obliged to act on it considering that Mushtaq has helped her get rid of so many staff.

This is a picture of that weasel Rob Bougard. His best friend Michael Octave and co company director of Protea Healthcare plotted a plan to get this ex employee, an innocent man, into a lot of trouble because Michael Octave did not get the EP job. This plan was by making false allegations against this ex employees work, something that these two pigs cannot talk about because they dont do any. Eventually after Rob got rid of so many staff from the Cardiology department again and again with all his trouble maker friends and after this ex employee started making allegations against him, he packed his bags and ran away to South Africa.

The thing about Jackie Deamer is that she earwigs in other peoples conversations all the time. She listens to phone calls, through cubicles and through walls. She then mixes up the allegations and claims with her trampy friend Maureen Shepherd and go to Shirley to give a false account. Be careful of these two fraudsters. The taxpayer has funded their lavish lifestyle for so many years and it still does not seem like it will stop anytime soon. Mushtaq used to listen to Jackies false claims and exaggerate it even more and came out with his own lies, why else did he withdraw his allegations at the employment tribunal. He knew its not correct thats why.

Jackie is off sick at the moment but not people know what she is really doing. In fact, this ex-employee was down in Camden high street the other day with his friends and saw Jackie selling items from a stall which is believed to be her stall. This woman is on full pay sickness for 6 months because she is lazy to do an ounce of work. The taxpayer is paying her a salary which she is claiming deceptively. Just to see if this was a one off incident, this ex employee sent another one of his friends a few days later to check again and surprise surprise, Jackie was there again selling handbags and jewellery. Maybe her sickness benefit and entitlement needs to be revoked so that the hospital Trust can reduce their losses having an employee like this.

Jackie Deamer and Maureen Shepherd on many occasions STOLE this ex employees ECG books when he first started in the department under the seniors in the department knowledge and full sight. The reason was because the two racist fat bastards did not want to do ECG’s all the time and would rather let this ex employee do them . They thought if this ex employee learnt his ECG’s, then he will move on to other areas and thats what these two lazy fraudsters could not risk or even tolerate. They approached their friend Shirley many times claiming (behind this ex employees back) and whispering that this ex employee is not ready to take his Part 1 exam but what happened was that they encouraged their senior friends in the department to not pay for it so this ex employee had to pay for it out of their pocket. In fact, the real story should of been that the costs should of come out of Maureen and Jackies pay considering they were on a Band 5 falsified job description role. So not only did Jackie steal this ex employees books but she also stole from the taxpayer and the ATM on the main reception by ram raiding it.

Michael Octave was down outside Kings Cross station the other day at 11pm. He was on the phone to one of his friends at the time saying he is going back home after a hard days work at the Brompton.  We all know Michael does not work hard, i mean, just look at how he did the training manager job. He failed in that role just like he failed to get the EP job and now he has failed in his looks as all his hair is now falling out. He claims he was coming back from the Brompton at this time but we all know what goes on at Kings Cross station at 11pm at night. The slag was probably out selling himself to the gay community because his company contract with Hillingdon Hospital has been stopped a while ago now and his contract with other NHS Trusts are also not looking gleam. I guess becoming a slag will be in Michaels best interests but this is actually what he does best. I mean, lets look at how he talks about his work colleagues, he is a proper slag. This ex employee says he wishes Michael gets herpes and other STD’s and he fails as a slag as well. Now that would be funny.  Imagine he passed it on to the other slag Sonia and then passes it down to other family members of his through continuous disrespectful inbreeding.

Maureen Shepherd instigated hatred against this ex employee to such an extent that she made comments about his personal appearance and culture on a daily basis. In fact, when you look at Maureen, her skin doesn’t even attach to her face properly so she is not in any position to talk about someone else’s appearance. At least this ex employee had personality and character mixed with intelligence and youth. Maureen was just a fat bastard with skin detachment going on at the extreme end mixed with a fat arse. She was always going to the Dogs Trust in Harefield and even took sick days off to go and visit the dogs there. You know the saying that goes that dogs start looking like their owners after a while, well, Maureen has the opposite effect and boy can you see it. In fact, the dogs look more attractive then Maureen.

Maureen went off sick so many times over the same issue, it was absolutely ridiculous. She kept saying her leg is hurting all the time and she needs an operation. In fact, when she apparently had the operation done on her foot, she claimed she could not put weight on her foot and therefore has to go off sick for three months. Just during this time, she was driving in her car around Harefield shopping all the time. Now the question arises? How the fucking hell can she not put weight on her foot and walk at all when she operates a vehicles pedals. Surely this is dangerous driving and puts innocent people out in the community at risk. As usual, the real story was, it was a fake sickness which is what people call skiving and lazy time. Something she showed very well in the department on a daily basis.

Jackie has taken off a number of months off for study leave claiming to wanting it to study for her Part 2 exam. In fact, Jackie has planned that this is Jackies skive time when she will not be studying at all but taking off as much leave as possible unnecessarily. In fact, Jackie has never even passed her Part 1 (as she claims she has in 2005) but has failed time and time again. She surely cannot be taking the Part 2 when she needs to pass her Part 1 first. To say the Band 5 supports this issue. This is extended time off on full pay and Jackie has forged her Part 1 pass certificate. If the regulator body is contacted, they do not seem to recall her having passed anything. Jackie makes use of her employment contract to the absolute minimum. Her official sickness does not exceed 6 month, this is so her salary does not become half of what it was previously, her one month compassionate leave which she takes claiming deaths in the family when their hasn’t been any and lastly study leave for up to 2 months a time. The reality of this situation is that Jackie is trying to do the absolute minimum in her to satisfy her employer.  Jackie is a Cardiographer and should not be entitled to study leave. I mean, this ex employee wasn’t entitled to it so how does Jackie get it. What makes it worse is that she isn’t even taking the Part 2 exam and is just deceptively making the claims she has failed it when she hasn’t even taken it. This means that for many years Jackie has taken many more months off for study leave which she is not entitled to and on full pay and let’s not forget the false job descriptions. This is on top of the full pay sicknesses paid for by taxpayers. What a lazy ATM ram raiding thieving bastard.

This is a picture of that weasel Rob Bougard. This is a picture of the bastard in South Africa killing, torturing animals for sport and then glorifying it in front of a camera. This is the real Rob Bougard. Someone who has no regard for life, to say he worked in a hospital employed to save lives is an overstatement. Rob believes this is what real men do, such as going camping and sharing homosexual relations in a tent with other men and taking a gun and killing innocent deers for the whole fun of it. Surely if Rob was anywhere as a good father, he would teach his children not to kill animals. If the prick wants to eat meat, he should go to the fucking meat shop instead of just randomly carrying out a bloody act. This is how Rob made himself feel like a tough guy. He targeted and constantly lied about a trainee in the department at Harefield Hospital about so called mistakes in his work (when there were none) until they got fired rather then target someone at his own level. Most probably because someone at his level would wipe the floor with him considering he was a lazy bastard in the first place. Now if that was not enough, he signed off fake timesheets for hours his bank staff never did. Now in South Africa, he tries to act like a thug by using a gun to kill animals. If this ex employee wanted to kill animals (which he doesn’t) he would do it with his bear hands and not hide behind a gun like a coward such as Rob. Look in the picture how the sight of blood scares him so he puts his children forward. This is what he was really like, a gutless coward. He started lying about this innocent ex employee because his co-company director and best friend Michael Octave did not get the EP job. This ex employee would lay Rob out flat in his transplant department for constantly dishing out lies against hard working staff.

Michael Octaves company contracts are causing him great deals of problems as no one ever knew why he kept denying why he was refused the EP job for so long. In fact, there’s more to this story then meets the eye. Not only did he have a company contract with Harefield Hospital but he was receiving payments from the hospital to perform each test on these patients using the Cardiology Departments machines in the department. He was performing these tests whilst he was employed on the staff bank making between £35-55 an hour extra. Its a bit like the false job description problem that was going on with Maureen Shepherd and Jackie Deamer. Why would JR use taxpayer’s funds to pay another company and Michael Octave to do a job that 46 Physiologists in the department are suppose to do. This top up payment service is only being granted with Michael Octave to keep him quite about this ex employees allegations against these two crafty slags. The questions that arise are, If Michael is receiving a referral and testing fee, he should provide his own equipment to perform these tests on and this would all include him performing the test too. Surely he will not do it whilst employed on the staff bank using the departments facilities whilst he bitches to other staff about not being the head of EP. This is a crafty way of ‘going around the system’ to defraud the taxpayer.

There was once a very old woman in the Cardiology department called Maureen Shepherd, her fat arse was so lazy that it was totally oblique whether her fat arse is suppose to be in a council estate or in a NHS Hospital. This ex employee says that he wants Maureen to prove that her partner died of cancer rather then this piece of shit fabricating this extremely serious claim just to take a year off sick. It was most probably a sickness stunt because she ran out of operations she could possibly have carried out on her fat arse. Under normal circumstances, this ex employee would have all the remorse for a fat bastard like Maureen but considering her vile scissor tongue caused a lot of bad relationships in the department and ruining other staff members reputations for absolutely no cause, she is not entitled to any remorse. In fact, even when the day she dies, it will be a time for celebration for the Hillingdon borough as that’s one less gollywog carrying racist scum off the council estate that the hard working taxpayers have been working to support.

Jackie Deamer is still off sick, She not really sick though, shes working on her trampy stall in Camden high street. This is her job by day but by night, the real criminal Jackie Deamer and the Deamer family come to light. This is when burglaries and ATM ram raids occur anywhere in the community. I mean, lets look at what happened at Harefield Hospital ATM the very night the money was put in. The money was put in when Jackie and her husband had there stall right opposite the ATM. Then Jackie starts enquiring from others in the hospital about if they knew £3000 was ram raided from the ATM the next day. I mean, however the earth would she know something like that.

Mushtaq the Kokonut Kipling has been quite in the department a lot lately. In fact, a member of staff confronted Mushtaq recently about rumours Mushtaq was spreading about them in the department. This member of staff made it clear that he has been reading this page and Mushtaq was a laughing stock. In fact, he is depressed because his role as Head of training is not giving him access to too much responsibilty. Its probably because his dishonest claims which cost innocent people there jobs for a number of years again and again is finally being looked at properly and he cannot be trusted as a Band 8, just like he cannot be trusted around other peoples food.

 

 fat pig was making a Band 7 salary and doing agency work as well as charging money for references and even after all this, he claims financial hardship. Well, he should lower his high standards of living if he wants to provide for his family and also eat less.

Mushtaqs daughter Adeola regularly comes into the Cardiology Department strutting around thinking she is all that because Mushtaq has given her a big head by claiming he is a Senior Chief. Adeola comes to the department and talks about getting A’s in her exams and tests but she hasn’t really. Mushtaq has asked her to say this to make her appear intelligent in the department. Adeola walks around the department with her head stuck so far up her own arse that even Mushtaq cannot digest it back out. Adeola should not be coming into a clinical environment, no matter how big her daddy Mushtaq claims he is but the only thing big about Mushtaq is his belly and his lies in the form of false witness statements. Mushtaq is all superficial just like his skin colour. His daughter Adeola is superficial too and so is everyone else in his family. Mushtaq comes across as being humble, humorous and a good character but this is superficial. Do not trust this man. He will set you up with lies behind your back. He has done this for 23 years to date.

Many people don’t know too much about Ian Velasquez in the department. Well, actually it was this ex employee who got him the job at Harefield Hospital because he was stirring so much trouble at Ealing Hospital that they were glad he was leaving but he came to Harefield Hospital and started doing it there too. This ex employee got him the application form and even submitted it for him. Ian was rejected from the job the first time, he lost out to Mushtaqs wife during a political and pre arranged recruitment process by JR but rather then be grateful to this ex employee for everything they did for him, he turned on this ex employee for politics and fake promotion promises. This is very crafty of Ian, he uses his friends to get what he wants, then turns round and behind their back starts stabbing them. It is no wonder his in-laws and friends do not allow him to come to their homes. He cannot be trusted especially when he comes out with a fake qualification claiming he’s a doctor when he isn’t.

Jackie Deamer has been off sick for soooo long now that its ridiculous. The truth of this story is that Jackie is not sick at all but spending the time trying to do the Part 1 Cardiology exam. This is being done quietly as she has claimed to her employer she passed it nearly 10 years ago in order to get a Band 5, something she deceptively obtained using JR as a cover up. In fact, Jackie has been doing and looking for agency work during this time whilst she is on full pay sicknesses. In fact, JR knows this as she recently gave Jackie a positive reference. This is not the correct procedure as Jackie doing agency work on her sickness time off is illegal and comes under moonlighting. She is getting paid twice for jobs she is not suppose to it. When Jackie asked JR to give a reference, JR should reported of it to her superiors but chose to brush the matter under the carpet to prevent backlash from 7 years as a falsified Band 5, not when the Zebra Medical LTD is still hanging over her.

This poor ex employee put up with other peoples politics when all they had were insecurity problems themselves. Take Michael Octave for instance, when he resigned from the job, he had a leaving do which this ex employee paid £20 towards. After this leaving do, Michael Octave came back the very next day and started working on the staff bank. This is a waste of money, time and effort for a leaving do. This ex employee was looking forward to less negativity with Michael Octave gone but he disapointed him by just coming back. Then after many years of fraudulent company contracts and bank work, he ran away to the Brompton site and he took another leaving do. I mean how many times is this ugly fuck going to get a leaving do from the same place. He was bank staff anyway so he was not a proper staff member. Let’s not forget about that dog Sonia. No one knows why she keeps coming for check ups at Harefield Hospital when the QEII is closer to her. Its because she likes exposing herself to Michael Octaves work colleagues whilst Michael watches. This apparently excites him exposing his tranny partner to poor staff and ruining everyones day in return. To say all his work colleagues have seen his partner naked and Michael does not find this a problem because he has no integrity or dignity. Next it will be Adeola doing the same.

Mushtaq the Kokonut Kipling is in some trouble lately. He recently performed a course for ECG’s and non-invasive work and labelled himself as a doctor in it. This is completely fabricated, Mushtaq is not a doctor and never was. He asked a member of staff in the wards at Hillingdon Hospital that she is welcome to this course but the fee is £250 and the fee needs to made payable to him. This is not what Mushtaq is authorised to do. This nurse from Hillingdon hospital paid this sum of money to Mushtaq on a private deal unknowingly to her. This is how Mushtaq makes his money just like he ‘stole’ £100 from this innocent ex employee. This is what happens when you give Mr Kipling more responsibility then he should have, he starts committing fraud. Now the taxpayer is out of pocket by £250 and Mushtaq deceptively obtained this fee without the proper paperwork associated with it. He even convinced Wajid Hussein to grant this course to him. Even after all this fraudulent activity and scamming by Mushtaq, he is still not subjected to any disciplinaries. He will most probably lie about the whole incident as it is being widely reported Mushtaq did not even register this nurse from Hillingdon hospital on to the course but she was treated as a ‘walk in’ unknowing to her of course.

This is a picture of Bob Bells son. His name is Edward. You would probably think the amount his daddy makes ripping off the NHS that he would make an effort to buy him a bigger guitar but as usual you know how these NHS CEO’s are like, they live off the blood of the hard working staff whilst they steal from the taxpayer to earn a wealthy life and submit false company contracts, invoices and timesheets with third party companies without track records being present and cover it up.

This is Bob Bells wife Andrea. You are probably wondering why she is so young, in fact, far more younger then the CEO himself. Say 20-30 years younger. Well, its simple, shes after him for his money. Once all of Bob Bells money goes and finishes, she will be off to the next CEO or a banker. Imagine this, she was just born and Bob Bell in his 30’s. This can be regarded as child abuse and a safeguarding concern. Poor Andrea doesn’t understand what she has let herself in for as Bob Bell is the predator in this picture.

Mushtaq was walking down the hospital corridor the other day and he was stopped by a nurse from the wards who confronted him and asked him whether he does charge a fee for courses and references. Mushtaq was eating a doughnut on this occasion and quickly ignored the young lady and walked off. He could of always lied and denied it like he always does. On the other hand, Michael Octave and JR are keeping a low profile. To say, hundreds of thousands of pounds have been ‘stolen’ from public funds to fund Michael Octaves company for the sole purpose to buy his silence is totally unacceptable. To say Hillingdon Hospitals Cardiology Department did this at one time is also concerning considering that Hillingdon Hospital is even shittier.

The thing about Rob Bougard was that many people thought he was a very nice bloke but the reality of the problem was that these are the types of people you have to be careful of the most. Rob never commented on someone who works independently but always blended his claims and falsified allegations with everyone elses. Eventually when this prick was about to get caught with his fabricated time sheets problem in the hospitals transplant department, he packed his bags and ran away to South Africa and no one ever heard from him ever again. We hope nothing ever worked out well for this dirty nasty man. When he knew this ex employee never said anything to him, Rob started fabricating claims against him because he held this ex employee at fault for his co company director Michael Octave not getting the EP job. Eventually when Rob Bougard could not substantiate his lies to HR, he had no option but to leave as his own conduct started getting looked at more closely in conjunction with the false timesheet problems and his constant moaning. JR never thought Rob Bougard could be capable of anything this bad but this is similar to how she conducts herself when she pins false claims on innocent employees of the department and creates hate campaigns unjustifiably and denies all knowledge of it. Rob also had a problem doing any work in the organisation. He was paid over £50k for his job as head of transplant and all he did was cut corners and refuse to work. He was always in the transplant department locked away booking holidays and browsing the internet. When this ex employee came to work in the transplant department, this ex employee actually did some work and Rob started complaining and lying out of jealously about this ex employee making mistakes when this ex employee didn’t. Rob was doing this vindictively because he didn’t want to be labelled as lazy which he actually was.

Michael Octave is very depressed these days. His company contract has now been cancelled from Harefield Hospital and now his behaviour in general is more in question then anything else. All those years of denials about him being refused the EP job whilst an innocent man took the wrap for it and now finally Michael Octave is getting caught out. JR was confronted by the board of Directors about this payment system Michael Octaves company was receiving. Initially JR denied having any knowledge of it but once the buying and purchasing department was contacted, it came to light that 100’s of thousands of pounds of money from public funds were being diverted in Zebra Medical LTD and all being signed by JR directly. When this was put to Julie, she eventually said that it was just some work Michael Octave was helping her out with which is a very casual and laid back response. JR has 46 Physiologists to do this work. She is not stretched with workloads. If JR wants help, she needs to ask her ATM ram raiding and falsifying sicknesses friends Jackie Deamer to come back and help out or let her go completely.

Michael Octave is now working at the Luton and Dunstable hospital because the staff at the Royal Brompton Hospital do not trust him anymore because of how much trouble he causes. The funny thing is Luton and Dunstable hospital know a lot about him as well and have a lot of stories about him too as two previous staff members from Harefield Hospital left because of his lies back in the 90’s. Michael is not happy with the Royal Brompton Hospital either as they have now cancelled his company contract which he was using to get more money when he is not entitled to it. He even refused to report the fact he was actually getting paid twice, once for his bank work at £35 an hour and his separate company contracted work with Harefield Hospital. Thank goodness this piece of shit has finally been caught out for the lying worthless pile of shit he really is otherwise the taxpayer would be footing the bill for the political cover up.

The thing about that prick Michael Octave is that back in the day when he was starting up in the Cardiology Department and dropping his trousers for any transplant patient he could find, he had a serious attitude and jealously problem. He got rid of a vast number of ethnic minorities from the department by lying about them again and again. When he saw someone applied for a promotion in the department, Michael Octave would get his friends Ken Ali and others and start a hate campaign filled with lies until the applicant would not get the promotion after all. Eventually this selfish bastard decided he wanted a promotion and applied for the Head of EP role, a role he has no intention of doing well, just the name, status and money that comes along with it. He was refused this job because JR saw right through his selfish self and the things he did all the time in the department in the past. Michael deserved it. Surely he cannot expect to get a promotion when he stopped others from getting it in the past. Lets look at how he lied against this ex employee for one.

Mushtaq the kokonut kipling went to JR the other day and demanded more responsibility for his role. Mushtaq believes ‘booking people on courses’ is not responsibility enough. Well, maybe he should stop forging documents and lying all the time and he will get his responsibility. He is untrustworthy, do not trust this man. You have to wonder how his wife Joanna got the job in the department when she clearly was not the right applicant. It was all political. Nonetheless, Mushtaq now goes to the doctors to get some responsibility in his role as he tries to get clearing to this from a higher level but so far no one is interested in him because they know how much he fabricates claims. He goes to Wajid Hussain though and rubs shoulders with him by claiming they are both Muslim and should stick together but this is just Mushtaq trying to be the deceptive one again. Mushtaq changed his name to Ken so he is not as Muslim as he claims.

Another ethnic staff called Raheel was also promoted to a Band 7 of non-invasive. A job he got politically because he helped JR make a heap of false claims against this innocent ex employee. Raheel is now using his Band 7 role to encourage Shirley to retire from her job as a Band 8 so that he will apply for her job. This is what he said to this ex employee. This is what Raheel was like as well. A man who is suppose to provide healthcare is using someone elses health problems to promote himself in their role regardless of whether someone lives or dies. It is no wonder he was kicked out of the Echo department after only one week, its because they saw right through him.

When Rob Bougard got caught lying all the time and especially against this innocent ex employee, he packed his bags and ran away out of embarassment. Rob was a cunning bully, he made false claims against this ex employee to make him feel superior. In fact, this ex employees work was perfectly fine and Rob has a jealousy problem. This is why no one could ever believe Rob was capable of any wrong doing because he manipulated others around him. When his manipulation tactics wore out and he started getting caught out, he left. Rob use to nit-pick, belittle, demean this ex employee all the time and had a track record of doing this. Cardiology staff across the country talk about him and his friends. This is why rob limits the amount of external training available to the staff. This is because he is trying to contain his bad behaviour he has developed over the decades. Rob Bougard saw this ex employee doing good work but because the slag did not want an ethnic minority getting credit for good work, he decided to claim this ex employee was not good. It was all to do with jealousy and others not doing any work themselves.

Jackies husband Ricky ‘Weezy’ Deamer used to come on site quite a lot. In fact, no one knows why. He spent the day using the canteen, walking around the hospital, sitting on the benches outside and sleeping in his car. Its simple, hes grooming the area and the hospital to see where things are kept and if there is anything of value to send his sons over to steal in the night time. This is how Jackie and Ricky ram-raided the ATM at the main reception of the hospital and how they were responsible for the leaded gowns going missing. If you accuse them, they get very frantic because they don’t like suspicion coming their way.

Michael Octave and Professor Michael Henien are having troubles in their business plans. Prof Michael Henien is now the director of Cardiology at Canterbury Christchurch University and Michael Octaves his assistant there. Prof Michael Henien says he wants his £21,000 deposit back he invested in to Zebra Medical LTD as the Royal Bromptons Hospitals upper management have found out about his involvement in the dealings with the Trust through Michael Octave. Michael Octave says he has not got the funds for this and Prof Michael Henien has to wait. In fact, Michael Octave is now planning to dissolve Zebra Medical LTD and open a brand new company or reopen Protea Healthcare LTD so he can somehow get his company contracts back at Harefield Hospital. Its a shame how fraud in the NHS results in a serious backlash. In fact, the hospital Trust should thank this ex-employee as because of this ex-employees operations, the Trust has saved hundreds of thousands of pounds by having these payments cancelled.

The thing about Rob Bougard was that this wanker no one thought was capable of dishonest acts. In fact, in reality, this prick was the most dishonest around. You have to understand is that when a Cardiac Physiologist is not doing any work and still getting paid a lot of money for it whilst others in the department are getting in to trouble for ‘alleged mistakes’, it must take some form of art to perform in this way. In fact, many years ago in the Heart Science centre of the hospital, Rob Bougard and Michael Octave saw a man carrying out research with Magdi Yacoub called Simon. Simon did 95% of the work in this research project but when Rob and MIchael saw he did an excellent job, they started spreading false accusation and claims about him for a number of weeks until Simon was removed from this research project. This left this role vacant. This is when Rob Bougard and Michael Octave stepped in and did no work for the research and took 100% of the credit for it. It was even a published work in journals etc. This is the type of pricks Michael Octave and Rob Bougard were. They stole the spotlight from others using lies and shone it upon themselves. Its no wonder Rob Bougard left once his activities were becoming the subject of investigations. We hope he rots wherever he goes because the wanker deserves it just like Michael Octave deserves not getting the EP job.

Mushtaq is in a lot trouble right now. His name has been taken off the NASPE EP register because he was caught on CCTV cheating in his EP exam. It is understood that he has hidden this from his employer to falsely claim he passed an exam in 2012 which he didn’t. Mushtaq went into this exam with paascards and literature written on his arms and clearly has been caught on CCTV cheating. He now is planning to redo the exam under strict control. Can you believe this, the taxpayer pays this liar and scammer so much money so he does things like this. He even charged £100 from this ex employee for an employment reference.

NEWSFLASH!!! Terry ‘Nipple-T’ White has officially been sacked from Tameside Hospital NHS Foundation Trust. It is understood the shortbread wanker was trying to cover maternity leave for only a year and only had 2 months of his contract left before he had to pop off permanently to the jobcentre. It is understand he was sacked alongside the Chief Executive of the Trust because Termie submitted a false application form with false details on it. He also did not disclose his real reason for leaving Harefield Hospital. To say he left Harefield for Manchester and he still cannot get away from his demons. He is now in the Jobcentre at Manchester looking for the next poor pathetic fuck of an employer who does not know anything else about him but will get to know him very explicitly once he gets his contract up and running again.

Michael Octave and Professor Michael Henien are now undercutting the Royal Brompton Hospital by offering a lower referral fee to the GP practices in South West London. Michael Octave has not disclosed too much information in regards to this but it is understood this was all Michael Heniens idea and they have already taken 3 GP practices under the wing of Zebra Medical LTD. This was exactly the reason that Professor Michael Henien was sacked for in the first place. Michael Octave has had to get a £20,000 bank loan as well to get his company up and running as it was before with a  slightly lower profit margin.

This is a picture of Mushtaqs bedroom. This is where all the pig action takes place. You can see he tries to live in style but then again he only has achieved all this by lying and getting rid of others around him. He is what you call a standard physiologist who is not capable of telling the truth.

This is a picture of Mikey (no likey) Octave. As you can see there is no real difference between looking at his arse and his face as both are exactly the same. Both sides comes out with a load of shit too. He talks about steps towards employment but really what he talking about how he will step forward and become the Head of EP, a job he was refused because his professionalism, accountability and honesty was in dispute but something which he never took responsibility for. He continues to bitch about this until the present day.

More staff members are approaching JR and informing her that they are being victimised and bullied by other staff members such as Ian Velasquez and Mushtaq the Kokonut Kipling. In fact, members of staff have stated that since Ian Velasquez has arrived in the Cardiology Department, he has been stirring trouble from one corner of the department to the other and fabricating claims of all sorts. Other claims have surfaced that Ian deliberately invites himself to other peoples homes and if no one invites him, he spreads comments and rumours in the department claiming that there is something suspicious going on. He forgets to realise he is not a doctor or that he does not have any university qualifications but dishonestly got his role in the hospitals Cardiology Department by claiming he does. What Ian is trying to do is invite himself to other staff members homes and find out how they live their lives so he can stir trouble up in the department about his work colleagues. It is no wonder this ex employee no longer associates himself with Ian because Ian is somewhat a crafty and a dodgy charactor which anyone and everyone should stay away from just for their own safety. His former line manager at Ealing Hospital wanted to get rid of him so bad because he stirred so much trouble down there and all the department wanted him out and turned on him. Now the same problem has come to him at Harefield Hospital. This seems like a pattern of behaviour that stems from his own under performance issues emerging again and again.

JR is fed up of Ian nowadays. She has been receiving complaints after complaints about his behaviour. In fact, she thinks and even says to others that she got rid of this ex employee whose performance and work was perfectly fine to employ troublemakers in the department who do not seem to work half as hard as they should do. This shows an under-performance issue with JR too. If only she was not always campaigning again this ex employee or getting her friends to do it then maybe she would have had a genuine working employee rather then what she has now.

Jackie has gone to Germany on a short trip on the Ferry this time. She has gone with her husband and some other drunken and criminal friends who are on the dole. The idea of the trip is that she can get as much alcohol in her system with cheap booze and maximise her sicknesses. In fact, she took a teddy bear with her out of her pathetic collection and thought it was quite amusing showing it to all her friends. In fact, its very sad a 50 year old woman does something like that but then again that’s what the drink problem does to you, you do unpredictable things such as hurling racist insults at patients when you can and having no action taken against you by your line manager.

Michael Octave is currently claiming that he is actively supporting a charity called ‘Christians against poverty’. Don’t get fooled by this. This ugly dog is not a christian against poverty. In fact, he needs to learn to be a christian first by stop lying against innocent people. As it goes for being against poverty, he has 8 properties all on rent and wanted to get the EP job by playing politics, something that he was refused because of his retard past involving him lying against other innocent staff members. If hes that much against poverty, then he should ask some homeless people to live in his rented properties whilst he supports them with getting back to normal. But the problem is Michael Octave will not do that because hes always stealing money (like his company contracts) and because hes greedy for money too. This charity he supports is all superficial to manipulate others around him. So when it all comes down to it, Michael Octave is not a Christian against poverty. Michael Octave is a lying two faced prick who is against the whole world and him being refused the EP job was one step closer to normality then having a knob like this becoming a very senior staff member. All that is expected now is Sonia to give the heart transplant back to the man she killed and took it off in the first place.

Mushtaq the Kokonut Kipling is currently very worried about how a picture of his bedroom (where all the pig action takes place) got leaked to this ex employees associates. The lying fat pig is now trying to get the locks changed at his house. Hopefully a lock change will not be a deterrent.

This is a picture of Mushtaq the Kokonut Kipling. He seems confused looking at a table full of food. After this picture was taken, Mushtaq did the most extraordinary thing imaginable, he ate the whole table and left no food for anyone else. Its not surprising by the size of the little lying prick

This is a picture Michael Octave and Mushtaq. These two liars are planning and plotting to lie and stir and get more innocent people in to trouble. In this picture, Mushtaq is saying to Mikey (no likey) what other lies these two fags can falsely collaborate with one another. In other words, anything to not do any work in the department and go after others that do work.

Michael Octave is trying to act very brave these days. In fact, in Luton and Dunstable hospital recently, he has been caught lying and falsely claiming others are lazy. In fact, this dirty little tranny is being investigated for fraud at Hillingdon Hospital because he set up a company called Zebra Medical LTD and started deceptively having funds transferred from the hospital in to his company whilst covering up why he got the alledged contract in the first place. He had his contract terminated and he is no longer allowed on site. You have to feel sorry for this fool after all the years of misery he causes others when in fact he is the bad one all along.

Mushtaq the Kokonut Kipling has recently been investigated for cheating in his IBHRE exams. In fact, many people made complaints that he went to the exam test center and cheated. It is no wonder he falsely accuses others of cheating when in fact he and his family are the biggest cheats. In fact, he has even cheated himself and others out of his own name by disgracefully calling himself Ken when his real name is Mushtaq.

This is evidence showing Mushtaq ‘The Kokonut’ Kipling has been cheating in his IBHRE exams and was doing it so openly. Now you know how a liar like ‘Ken’ has got his way ahead, its by lying and cheating his way through the system. This is directly linked with him withdrawing all his allegations at the employment tribunal confirming and reinforcing that he is a liar and a cheat. He is now training other people in the department which is incredibly concerning considering he has cheated his way through in the first place.

Have you ever wondered what the job of a divisional head of HR really is? Well, Harefield Hospitals head of HR Geoff Brown gets up to all sorts on his computer. Here is a typical example where he is asking another manager at Harefield Hospital to have sex with him. As you can see, he was unsuccessful but this is incredibly concerning due to the high level of integrity his role actually involves. He comes to work, tries to bum blokes at work and if they dont let him bum them, he can make things very difficult for them. The best way to handle this problem is when you are around Geoff Brown, just make yourself look unattractive, that way Geoff will force himself on some other poor soul. Another way is to make sure you never talk to him or go to him for advice, you could be targeted for all sorts by Geoff or others out to get Geoff so be warned.

 

This is Geoff Brown working beyond his capabilities again. When will he learn. He seems to have a lot of time approaching other members of staff for sexual reasons!

Michael Octave is now doing more fraud using a new company called New Horizons Medical Limited. This cheeky little steroid induced fuck is now planning to close down Zebra Medical LTD and open up a new company with a different name. This is because he is now being investigated for fraud at many different NHS Trusts for making false claims and laundering money. He has now even manipulated a young man called Gareth in Nottingham to join in his corrupt ventures and defraud NHS Trusts outside of London as no hospital in London wants to touch him anymore.

HERE IS THE PROOF THAT THE HOSPITAL ACCEPT LIABILITY. They would not be offering this innocent ex employee £120,000 to keep quite about how the slags treated him in the first place. This shows that Harefield Hospital and the Royal Brompton hospital will use taxpayers money to cover up their sleezy politics, dishonest and corrupt ways under any terms. This all comes at a cost of redundancies, reducing services and further CEO and director bonuses.

It is now understood that Geoff Brown has his own gay profile on a gay website. This man is unbelievable. We will let his profile do all the talking.

Michael Octaves partner Sonia Dos Santos was in Harefield Hospital recently suffering from ill health. Its to do with the heart transplant she had. Unfortunately, after 15 days in hospital, Michael Octave was looking for sympathy from others but don’t feel sorry for this worthless pile of shit because what is happening to him is called Karma because what goes round comes round. He will be OK though, Just last year he made £105, 000 pounds working as a Cardiac Physiologist so he is rich and does not require any sympathy. Imagine the filth that usually comes from his mouth and others have to suffer because of him. Unfortunately for this innocent ex employee, they have no sympathy for Michael Octave and is actually glad Sonia was admitted.

In the meantime, Maureen Shephard, the silly slag has been using her pension money on gambling and bowling at Northwood bowls. Obviously the tax payers money that she stole for many years is being properly invested in. How about reduce her pension to nothing and call it her full pay sickness reimbursement. We hope she loses all her money to her gambling ways. Maureen even goes to church these days. Unfortunately, the church is run by charity so stealing from them would be a very hideous crime even for Maureen Shephard but you never know what the silly slag can do. When you are a dog, you act like a dog.

Maureen Shepherd has been looking a little more wrinkly these days. She works as a volunteer in the local old peoples home where she puts her lazyness time and filth to some use. She has now moved home as well to Northwood because Harefield was becoming too populated with ethnic minorities and she felt very little British in that neighbourhood. A picture of her ugly old fat arse is shown below. Lets hope the day she dies, the last thing she sees is an ethnic minority, now that would take the piss out of her old farting arse.

 

Jackie Deamer is looking very fat these days as well. She ran away to Malta for some reason. With her extreme immigration views, it is somwhat concerning that she would go and live in another country when she never liked foreigners come to Britain. The reason Jackie went to Malta was so she can spend all the money her and her husband Weezy Ricky Deamer scammed and robbed from Britain through benefits and compensation scams. As you are all aware, all criminals go abroad after making all their money in Britain. This is what Jackie is doing as well. She spends the days soaking the sunshine, drinking, watching TV but never doing any work. This is because she is a lazy prick. Jackie does not go to work but work comes to her and she passes it on to someone else. If only this fat orange hermaphrodite transvestite would just go back to her country! Looks like she is keeping her chin up and not only one of them but all.

 

This is a picture of Mushtaq the Kokonut Kipling with his wife and daughter. We will let you decide which one is which because no one can really tell. He seems to think he is the new 007 James Bond but in fact he is the XXL Ken Ali. He could of made an effort to button up his suit jacket so his belly does not pop out like that. His family dressed up in traditional outfits but Mushtaq thought he would do things the English way (like his name) so he pops on a tuxedo and thinks he is English now but please do not be confused, this is the type of confusion that Mushtaq likes to work in. He is an ethnic minority not an English man. He thinks he is English. This is the same man which his college lecturer John threw a pen in his eye and poked his eye out and made him cry because Mushtaq called his splinter. It seems his vision has been substantially affected because he has bad taste in women.

 

Many people think the hospital Trust Chief Executive Robert Bell is a gentleman but recently a picture has appeared of him that shows that he is lazy to the core. He finds two old ladies dressed nicely and gets them to plant a tree whilst Robert and his boyfriend the Chairman of the Trust looks on. This is a very shallow man. Surely a gentleman would not do such a thing. Maybe Robert Bell needs to get his arse up and do some work for his £246,000 a year salary and his £25,000 a  year bonus rather then gets others to do it. He is probably just getting these lovely ladies to bury someone elses reputation or the bribes he gives to UK court judges in his spare time.

 

The Chief Executive Robert Bells recent shenanigans involve bribing UK court Judges. He usually does this by asking Geoff Brown, the divisional head of human resources to go to court rooms with boxes filled with money. This is all discretionary and remember no one has seen it or is suppose to see it. The box is usually placed in the court room in the eye of the judge who will decide whether he will pick it up later on or not. These are referred to as ‘gifts’ and Geoff Brown and Robert Bell use tax payers money to do this. The minimum the hospital Trust has given a judge in the past is £8,000 and the maximum is usually unlimited although it is understood that Robert Bell has given a maximum of £25,000 in the past. Have you ever wondered why when they do such wrong things that when they go to court, it always comes out as though they are right all along. This is all because of the ‘gift system’ in place. It happened in the high profile Stephen Lawrence case and it continues until today. So if you ever go to court or take the Trust to court, be careful about a member of HR placing boxes in court rooms (usually wrapped up in a carrier bag). Although this is risky, no money has technically exchanged hands. All that has happened is a box was placed in the court room in the eye of the judge and its up to judge whether he picks it up. It seems quite childish and only those people would do that who have something to hide. So now a new allegation can be added to this blog which is:

 

ROBERT BELL BRIBES UK COURT JUDGES BY GIVING THEM GIFT BOXES FILLED WITH MONEY PAID FOR OUT OF TAXPAYERS MONEY. NOT ONLY IS THIS FRAUD BUT IT IS MONEY LAUNDERING USING PUBLIC FUNDS.

 

Mushtaq the kokonut kipling has recently decided to give his bald patch and receding hairline the jolly good old chop. After many years of embarrassing the department and people around him, he finally decides that rather then combing his hair everywhere to cover up the bald patch, he might as well just shave the middle area completely off. As you can see, he looks completely rediculous and adding the weight problems that he has suffered from, he just now looks completely ugly supported by the fact hes a liar as well. So now not only has Mushtaq withdrawn all his allegations at the employment tribunal but now hes withdrawn his hair from his head as well. We should all call him Uncle Ken now or maybe a more appropriate term is Uncle Tom.

 

 

Close down the childrens unit at The Royal Brompton Hospital

Close down the childrens unit at The Royal Brompton Hospital

The Royal Brompton Hospital is currently undergoing changes in relation to specialities closing down. One specialty is the process of closing down is the Paedaetric Unit of the Hospital. The Chief Executive Robert Bell is making a campaign where he is trying to get all the media and the public on his side not to close down this unit and transfer it to another hospital in response to NHS cost cuts. So Far, Robert Bell has obtained 42, 000 signitures to not to have it closed down and is asking the government to do a U-Turn on its decision. I believe this is somewhat of a hypocrite attitude the organisation shows.The Chief Executive and his management have been long known to be sacking staff member after staff member for pathetic reasons and in some instances doing it deliberately  Mr Bell has also allowed staff members to carry gollywogs around in his hospital stating this is not racist behaviour. Ethnic minorities are also refused promotions in the process because Mr Bell wants to keep the organisation looking ‘pie faced’. The Royal Bromptons sister hospital Harefield Hospital has also had its fair share of problems. Heart transplants were discontinued until a review was taken place upon the organisation because of the increasing death rates. The hospitals Cardiology department is riddled with racism and politics where Muslim staff members are not allowed to carry out Friday prayers and are ridiculed by the departments head Julie Rochelle. The Chief Executive Robert Bell and his management also covered up a death of a patient called Meena Vij where a transplant surgeon squashed in a pair of lungs that were too big for her body and then lied to her family about the cause of death. Former employees stated that this hospitals Cardiology Department and management are completely corrupt and sack staff members deliberately whilst the Chief Executive Robert Bell overlooks all this. His management are also know to falsify Medical Records to cover up bungling patient deaths and label the deceased families as liars. The Deputy Chief Executive Prof Timothy Evans (whom looks like a Fish) was reported to be earning more then the Prime Minister at £240k per year. The management at the organisation stated that ‘He was worth it’. The Chief Executive Robert Bell also takes home a £300k salary as well as £25k bonus annually which is totally inappropriate for a Health Care provider. Even a staff member called Michael Octave who works in the Cardiology Department at Harefield Hospital is involved in a sexual relationship with a patient called Sonia Dos Santos and the management take no action on this even though its a clear risk of harm. The managements Terry White who is the Divisional Head of Human Resources and the Head of the Cardiology Department Julie Rochelle also like to make false allegations of child abuse against former outspoken employees whom left contravertially from the Trust. These serious behavioural issues from the management make it untenable for its childrens unit to remain open as you cannot trust the organisations management and staff to treat your children properly. Meena Vij is a perfect example.

Robert Bell is in no position to state that he wants to save patient lives when this clearly is not the case with a patient called Meena Vij whom died in such horrific circumstances whilst the organisation covered up the cause of death to prevent their reputation from being sabotaged.

If the Paediatric surgery is moved to another site, then Robert Bell and his management can stop stealing from the taxpayers funds by rewarding themselves with bonuses whilst patients are being refused vital cancer drugs. The reason the management want to stop this is because they want to carry on making more money to put in to their own pockets whilst frontline staff are already at risk of losing their jobs. Robert Bell does not like doing U-Turns when he sacks staff members or make them redundant so why on earth should the Government do a U-Turn on the transfer of Paediatric services from the Brompton to another hospital

We think the Government has made a right decision in order to remove these services from this hospital as they have deliberately encouraged staff to behave badly with colleagues, patients and patients families.

SACK THIS CHIEF EXECUTIVE ROBERT BELL FROM THE NHS.

——AN UPDATE——

Recently an official review conducted by the JCPCT concluded that the services were going to close throughout the Royal Brompton and Harefield NHS Foundation Trust. These services were at risk because of the Chief Executive Bob Bells behavior in the first place. Mr Bell made inundated allegations against the JCPCT, all which were proven to be false. One was regarded as questionable and so the decision was initially regarded in the hospitals favor. Now the Court of Appeal has overturned the original decision because they claim out of Bob Bells 12 allegations he made against the JCPCT, the one that was questionable is now not. The JCPCT won this appeal and Bob Bell went in to hiding.

In fact, Bob Bell and his organization was ordered to pay £1.2 Million pounds in the costs just for making these allegations which were later proven to be false.  Please click on the following link (now taken down using corrupt lawyers):

http://www.uxbridgegazette.co.uk/west-london-news/local-uxbridge-news/2012/07/10/harefield-hospital-trust-bosses-criticise-closure-plans-113046-31362993/

In fact, after this entire scenario, Bob Bell fired his law firm Beechcroft LLP claiming that this loss was their fault because they could not fight Bob Bells false allegations. This is on top of the fact he promotes corruption in his management.  Bob Bell response to the Court of Appeals decision was somewhat surprising. He said:

”It is very difficult to know what to say at times like these. It is even more difficult to try to understand how this committee could have come to such a decision.”

This prick needs to get his act together, he wastes £1.2Million of the taxpayers hard earned money to fight this nonsense just to come with a response that he doesn’t understand the decision now. Maybe hes looking to waste more money now.

The wanker goes on to say:

“I will now discuss this decision with the trust’s Board and Governors’ Council to determine our next steps. One thing is certain – I will not be asking them for the mandate to manage the destruction of a highly valued and respected children’s unit.”

Hes actually trying to promote the reason why he did all this. Hes trying to move away from taking liability and responsibility for the wasted costs. He should technically be working for free for the next 6 years to pay this money back and furthermore, not accepted his £25, 000 bonus this year. He says he will discuss this with the board and governors. Why the fuck will he discuss anything with the board, it wasn’t the board who ordered him to make all these allegations. The JCPCT want a public apology from Bob Bell but as you can see, hes too prideful to admit when hes wrong so he passes it on to the governors and the board. What a gutless coward. We are all wondering when is the next time he will make more allegations to justify this nonsense. This was similar to the situation this former employee faced when all Bob Bell and his corrupt management were making ‘dressed up’ decisions which Bob Bell did not want to regulate and control because he was too busy making allegations to the JCPCT.  Bob Bell said earlier in a separate statement that the reason he wasted all this money was because he did it out of ‘having big hearts’. Well, a response to this would be is that having a big heart is fine as long as you use your own money and not the taxpayers to show how big that heart is. Furthermore, if you fail, its that same big heart which is the problems but not the public purse. This big headed Chief Executive needs to do a hard days work on the hospitals frontline to know what hard earned money feels like and it does not involve dropping his trousers in the board room.

On a balance of probabilities, it would be appropriate for Bob Bell to step down as Chief Executive for the wastage of so much money of the taxpayers funds and resign from the role of Chief Executive. All because he acted like a wanker for the last year.

We await a statement from him on this (We are sure he will just get a trust spokesman to respond to the claims or maybe he wont bother at all)

— A FURTHER UPDATE–

Unfortunately, it has come to light that The Royal Brompton and Harefield NHS Foundation Trust give bribes to UK court judges. They do this through their high priced lawyers who leave ‘a box’ in the end of the courtroom for the judge to collect. Its regarded as a gift. Judicial corruption is a widespread problem that media outlets do not discuss in case they get lumbered in to court under false charges.

In regards to the High Court judgement which was found initially in favour of the hospital trust against the JCPCT, it is alleged by many legal professionals in the legal industry that the High Court judge had been bribed to throw the judgment in the favor of the hospital trust. This is so that Bob Bell does not look bad in the media for wasting so much of the tax payers money and so he can justify his bad behaviour. Unfortunately High Court judges do take bribes all across the world. The JCPCT went in to the High Court hearing fighting an honest case unaware that Mr Bell and his lawyers were relying upon bribery to get them through. After the hearing and the loss the JCPCT went through, the JCPCT realised on the day of the hearing that the judge in the High Court was given a ‘gift’. Similar to the ‘gifts’ that judges in the Stephen Lawrence case received for denying justice to the innocent. This prompted the JCPCT to appeal the decision to the Court of Appeal. This is a higher court then the High Court and the judges that sit in the Court of Appeal are directly employed by Parliament. These judges do not take bribes so Mr Bell and his lawyers refused to take part in the court case and the JCPCT eventually won and they were cleared on all the false allegations and charges they faced in the media by Mr Bell and his senior management. But rather then the trust management team apologise for their conduct in and out of court, they let the matter slide under the carpet. This is a very corrupt organisation, its no wonder they like to keep their reputation in the media, they do it by bribery and fraud and when they get caught, they start ignoring you.

A waste of space of a CEO if you ask us!

 

GOLLYWOGS at Harefield Hospital!

GOLLYWOGS at Harefield Hospital

About – Racism at Harefield Hospital

Harefield Hospital Cardiology Department promotes the carrying of Gollywogs, staff members are encouraged and promoted when carrying these dirty items. The management at the Hospital do not think this is racist and take action on the ethnic minorities whom report this

This is a staff member in the Cardiology Department at Harefield Hospital stating she does carry a gollywog. Her response is somewhat surprising as she does not think this is a problem. Others also continue to carry these ghastly items.

This is the managements response to this. This is even more shocking, no action taken was the verdict but then again, it was a white manager making this decision

 

The Chief Executive Robert Bells response to this is that all procedures and policies are implemented and carried out properly according to the hospitals procedures. This is more of an ignorant response and this is from the Chief Executive Officer!

Sack the Chief Executive Robert Bell!!

Corruption at Harefield Hospital

Corruption at Harefield Hospital

Me – This is a picture of me in my office. In my spare time, I like to go on gay websites as well as male escort websites because I don’t get turned on by my wife anymore!

‘ABOUT THE LIFE AND WORK OF ANDREW HOWLETT’

BY THE FORMER ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS OF HAREFIELD  HOSPITAL

ANDREW HOWLETT

BACKGROUND INFORMATION
Andrew “The Shitman” Howlett is known as the self proclaimed “succulent of seduction” in the homosexual world of the NHS where he operates as the deputy chief operating officer at Wexham Park hospital in Slough. However, it is best to not speak of Andrews homosexual nature around him, as he is a classic closet case, and is a crack shot sharp shooter with his sniper rifle. He’s been known to have blown away 23 men, and blow 153 of them.

Andrew was born in Hemel Hempstead, UK to a feral bull named Helen and a former cattle herder and part time window washer named Stew Piddold Howlett, who got on the wagon one night and raped all the farm animals of the ranch resulting in Stew having over 900 offspring. Unfortunately most of them would die young, and be eaten for thanksgiving, so only 783 survive to this day. Andrew was about the only one he could ever remember the name of, and the rest of them where not worth a damn.

Andrew wanted to follow in his fathers footsteps, and rape the whole farm, but instead ended up being a disappointment to Stew Piddold Howlett, by becoming a NHS manager. Being a pro corrupt NHS manager, as opposed to an amateur NHS manager, means that the pro-league is fake and choreographed. Stew frowned upon his son, but not for the reason he became a manager, but for being so whiny all the time and complaining about everyone and everything. Stew really could not stand that instead of being a pillaging raping beast, like the rest of the heard, Andrew would just moan about the farm, whining that every time he tried to rape the cattle like a good boy, someone would screw him over and prevent him from succeeding.

LIFE AFTER HAREFIELD HOSPITAL
Andrew was forced to resign from Harefield Hospital after all of the previous things that happened to him. Andrew said in a shoot interview, “I really wish I stayed in the Harefield Hospital. When I complained, people would be around to hear it, and the thing i regret the most is Bill Clinton was impeached”

Andrew spends his days now back on the farm in Slough trying to rape all the cattle, in hopes he can one day rape all the farm and make his daddy proud. So far he has not been successful in accomplishing this, and complains about it to anyone who will listen. Andrew also has an auto-biography he has written called “How To Complain For Dummies” but keeps complaining to the publishers that they are screwing him over, so it is yet to be released.
In 2010, Harefield Hospital and Andrew Howlett then went on to annoy pretty much any NHS staff who ever worked by having him pop up at ‘totally unexpected’ times whenever Julie Burgess would get in the Trust office and go to talk a lot about being ‘old and shit’. Oh, and not to mention the fact that Wexham Park Hospitals Staff have lost all creativity and keep on recycling the same old shit again and again.

CHAMPIONSHIPS AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Complaints Heavyweight Championship (3 times)
Heavyweight Complaints Champion (160 times)
Fag-Team Champion (2 times)
Queen Of The Rimjobs
Hall of Shame (Class of 2010)
Harefield Hospitals All-time record holder for most time’s screwed over in a single career.
EMO Winging Whining Championship (1,345 times – record holder)

SIGNATURE
Andrew delivers his finishing move the sharp-pooter where he humps his staff members leg like it’s a massive cock while defecating down there spine (don’t ask!!)

FURTHER INFORMATION
The Chief Executive Robert Bell sent a group of his gay cheerleader managers to bitch slap HBGays (Andrew Howlett) penis after Robert was ticked off at Andrew for not returning a library book he had borrowed under Roberts name, and HBGays refusal to pay the 50 pence late fee. A week later Robert confronted Nipple-T (Terry White) that he too had an overdue library book, and he owed Robert a total of 75 Pence, and if he did not pay it, the same thing that he did the week before to HBGay would happen to him with extra punishment for the 25 pence more then HBGays overdue fee’s. Nipple-T refused to pay the late fee, and Robert sent the GaySquad to take on the fags and give him an even worse punishment of a Chinese Burn on his testicles. Big Nose (Terry White) was winning for a while, but then the rest of the Gay Squad started to beat down Nipple-T and it looked like the may actually get to administer the devastating maneuver. Robert realized one of the Gay Squad wasn’t present, and called for him to come from backstage and help his fellow fags. But the extra poof didn’t show, Robert called him again, and suddenly he appeared, limp, and falling to the ground at Roberts feet. Robert then saw HBGay emerge from the Harefield Hospitals board room, and look Robert right in the eye, the penis slapping incident had not delivered the blow Robert thought it had, and soon HBGay was running down the isle to the aid of his former lover ‘Nipple-T’ Terry White.

—–MAIN ARTICLE—–

CORRUPTION AT HAREFIELD HOSPITAL

This is to let everyone know that I still look like a dog because of the foreign doctor problem but this time im wearing nappies too

Me again – I regularly have a habit of changing my identity. This is what I look like with my second identity. I use this identity to drink water out of the pond at Harefield hospital and to lick my balls in open public places without it being an issue.

This is how much money I wasted at Harefield Hospital, one of the reasons I was fired

This is the amount of money I save the NHS – After I carried out a racially motivated dismissal at harefield hospital, I got sacked myself but not before I wasted tens of thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ money in court cases that never needed to come about in the first place.

This is me at Harefield Hospital. The Chief Executive Robert Bell pulled down his trousers and asked me to suck his balls in front of the board of directors. When I refused, someone mysteriously came from behind and injected 5mg of Amiodarone in to my neck until I fell unconscious. This is when my former lover Nipple-T Terry White took my head and showed it up Robert Bells arse. This was my leaving do at Harefield Hospital

When the hospital trust directors really got angry – I don’t like to openly admit this but after the employment tribunal, this is all that use to happen to me. I lost so much respect from everyone that I still think about it until today. Even extended and thorough arse licking of the directors and chief executive wasn’t enough.

This is when I admitted in writing that I don’t think carrying a GOLLYWOG in a hospital is racist. In fact, when a staff member at Harefield Hospital was carrying one, I claimed it was not racist and took no action, all because the perpetrator was white. Robert Bell did not like this and this is one of the reasons he sat on me and rubbed his arse in my face

Is £70,000 a year enough as my salary? – Many people until today ask me this question. I have such a little respect for ethnic minorities that I casually admit in writing that carrying racist and banned items is perfectly normal. It later came to light that the person I was trying to protect was my friend all along. A 65 year old woman called Maureen shepherd

This is a picture of me at Cambridge University and the things I had to do to make ends meet as a student!

Has anybody seen my mobile phone or my keys? – This is a picture of me and Terry in the field on our lunch break at Harefield Hospital. I found Terry to be very warm and easy going and miss our days out together in the park in the sunshine. when no one was looking, we used to just get completely carried away with each other.

Termie Tee (Terry White) and Me – I don’t like to always admit this but sometimes I used to go to work in the hospital and actually do no work. Terry was not far behind, in fact he was on my behind. 

I am still on car park duties and the car park is totally empty!!

I was talking to some School kids outside Wexham Park Hospital about my dog face and no dick and received some fantastic advice. The kid says I can use Viagra to pop it right out of the hole then I can tweeze the rest. I thought to myself, ahoy, not a bad idea so I went to the pharmacy department and prescribed myself some Viagra!

I took the kids advice and afraid to say that my dick got stuck in the crinkle and now I can’t piss full stop and I really need to go to the toilet. I tried turning the tap on but nothing works. Im gonna kill that kid. I was waiting for the kid to come back from school today and saw him come down. I stopped him and showed him my dick and said look what you have done by advising me this. The kids with him all started screaming and ran away

Im in the parking attendant box at the moment depressed and hungry

I had a visit from the police to say. They said they have received a very serious allegation that a man was exposing himself to school children dressed up like a dog and wearing a nappy! I said I didn’t show him my dick because I aint got a dick, just an issue about wrong advice he gave me. I said LOOK, THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! The police officer said that ‘alright mate, you’re under arrest for indecent exposure and assaulting a police officer. I said, ‘I didn’t assault you, just showed you my dick’

I went to Uxbridge Police Station and was getting booked in to custody. The custody sergeant says ‘whats your name son’. The other officer says ‘His names Andy Lassie Howlett and he’s been arrested for indecent exposure, assaulting a police officer and impersonating a dog!’. The custody sergeant says ‘Mmm, impersonating a dog eh, well, we haven’t had one of those in a long time. What can I ask made you do this Lassie’. I said ‘I went for arse implants and the doctor was a Paki who looked like a GOLLYWOG and he fucked it up’. The custody sergeant says ‘I don’t think we have to go any further on this, get a vet to check him over and over to RSPCA it is’. I said ‘NOOO, not the RSPCA, im a senior manager in a hospital and not a real dog, it was medical negligence’

Julie sent me an E-mail asking to see me ASAP in her office

I quickly had a shave and tied my ears back and went and sat outside her office. Julie says that ‘you have only worked for the Trust for 6 months and you have pissed in my board room, stole bleaching cream from Janet, walk around the car park like a monster scaring everyone and for some ridiculous reason, you were even wearing a nappy at one point’. Lets not forget exposing yourself to school kids outside the hospital, because of your behavior, we now have journalists asking questions and what the fuck you expect us to say, I cant say this prick is one of my operational managers, they will think im some sort of slag!!’ I said to Julie Burgess ‘I don’t think your a slag and im not a dog, it was medical negligence and I have to keep my face like this for the time being so I can claim compensation from the doctor who did it’. Julie Burgess said ‘What is happening about that case now then’, I said ‘Well, the doctor is saying I wanted to look like a GOLLYWOG because of a religious experience I had at Harefield Hospital. I totally denied this of course but it’s my word against his and he’s left me in this state now and I don’t know what to do. My solicitor says I should get substantial compensation but until then its just regular shaving, tieing my ears back and wearing nappies and my wife is really fed up of me with constantly wetting the bed that she has started throwing me out in the garden now and I heard her the other day talking to someone on the phone about quotations about kennels’

WHY DOESN’T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME, IM NOT A DOG, IT WAS FUCKING MEDICAL NEGLIGENCE!

Julie says to me ‘Oh just shut the fuck up you prick, iv had enough of you. Where you this annoying to Robert Bell at Harefield Hospital and is this why he made you suck his balls in the middle of the board room in front of the board of directors’

I was walking in the car park today and had a fantastic brainwave about changing my identity!!

Is this regarded as identity fraud? – This is a picture of me when I tried to change my identity. It used to work with primary school children but when I try to use it on my wife, I got a frying pan coming my way.

Now I think no one will recognize me!!

I really wanted to go to the toilet today and when I went in to the mens, I saw the cubicle had been completely lifted for repairs and al that was remaining was just a hole in the floor! I really did not know what to do so I just took a shit just near the hole. When I finished, I went to wash my hands and the cleaner walks in. I said to him that I did not know what to do so I just shitted on the floor. I was only being HONEST!. The cleaner was really angry. He says that this is not his job to be doing this. He said ‘why the fuck did you not use the next toilet which does have a cubicle’. I said to the nasty man ‘I wanted to shit in this cubicle! Is that ok with you, your majesty!’ The cleaner says ‘don’t talk to me like that you ugly fuck, you need to pick the shit up and put it down in the hole rather then shit next to the hole’. I thought I do the less troublesome thing and just slide the shit in the hole and that would be the end of the story. To my amazement it wasn’t. I went to wash my hands and realized the water is not working and my hands are full of shit. The cleaner could not stop laughing at me. What on earth will I do now. All I did was come for a shit and now it’s become more of a problem then a problem solved! I quickly left the toilet with my glasses on my lower back in hope to change my identity so no one will recognize me

Julie Burgess caught me walking down the corridor and she stops me and says ‘Andy, why on earth are you walking backwards and with your glasses on your arse’ when I turned round, Julie saw my hands and said ‘what the fuck you been doing now, how come you got shit on your hands, you haven’t been eating shit now have you?’

One of my close and personal friends turned up at the hospital car park today, it was none other then my sexy best friend Nipple-T. I just came back from lunch and saw him sipping some water from the puddle in the road. I shouted out to Terry and asked him if he would like to join me for tea and crumpets.

The sexy Nipple-T Terry White – Not many people knew what his job was at harefield hospital but he used to sit in the human resources department eating grass and drinking water. 

To Nipple-T’s dismay, he declined the offer. He said he was on the run from Harefield Hospital for the day because he was being accused of smearing some Hippo shit on the door handle of the Chief executive Robert Bells car and that when Robert tried to open his car door, his hand got covered in shit and he aint happy about it. Nips said that he will hang round with me in the car park for the rest of the day to keep clear of Robert Bell. I said that that my own Chief Executive Julie Burgess isn’t that happy about me either down here and is really fed up with the dog problems and office soiling issues that just don’t seem to go away. And now iv been banned from wearing nappies in the car park. Im not sure what she will say about a hippo on site now, the Slough Observer has been doing a lot of reporting on the Wexham Park car parking issue and a dog and a hippo barricading the car park can put the Trust in to disrepute. Terry said that if I am ashamed of him, then he will go back to Harefield Hospital and take a slapping on his penis by Robert Bell. I said ‘NOOOOOO’, you can stay, just keep away from the front gate when its the end of the school day, the kids have a tendency to make allegations of indecent exposure and also make sure Julie Burgess don’t catch you down here drinking out of the potholes! Terry said ‘Thank you, you fucking hug-gable prick, I owe you big time but considering you put me in to some financial trouble with the finance director at Harefield Hospital, I guess we are even now!

Julie Burgess comes along today and says to me ‘why the fucking hell is there a hippo in the car park next to you you dog!’. I said to her ‘This is my friend Terry who has come from Harefield Hospital to visit me’. Julie says ‘Oh, its Terry, that’s ok then, I thought you were just fucking about and up to your usual tricks again you stupid fuck, I want that hippo out in the next 5 minutes before patients see both you fucks in the car park together, we have already taken enough abuse because of you, we wont do it on Terry now’. Terry started crying, he said ‘It’s not my fault I am like this, I was medically neglected by a paki doc who looked like a gollywog and now others cannot even accept me for who I am!’ Julie says to Terry ‘Well, a starting point would be not to drink water out of the fucking pothole you dick, your making us look bad, to make matters worse, I have had Robert Bell on the phone to me just 10 minutes ago saying that the security department at Harefield Hospital caught you smudging your shit under the door handle of his car and he aint happy about having your shit on his hands’

I was watching the Royal Wedding just yesterday. It was so lovely, I got on to the phone to my darling Terry and we both had a good cry over it. Terry said to me ‘Andy, we have known each other a while and we have gone through a lot too, how about we get married?’ I said to Termite Terry that I could possibly not do it because I am already married to my own wife. Terry says that does a real happily married man get thrown out of the house just because he looks different now, has to wear nappies, eat out of a bowl and be sworn at on a regular basis? If you marry me, I will treat you like a real man and I can stop sucking Roberts balls all the time because I will have your balls to suck! I said to Terry the Cherry that ‘For your information, my dick has also gone because my missus brazilled it off so if we did get married, I will have to be the receiver! although sucking my balls probably would not be that bad!’

I went to my wife yesterday and said to her ‘Honey, I love you but our marriage is not working out, I now love Terry and he’s a Cherry and im leaving you for him, is it ok if you could move out as soon as possible?’ My wife says ‘you cheeky fucking dog face bastard, you have the nerve to bring that hippo in to our house and have sex with him in our bed, over my dead body you prick, get out of the fucking house you spastic and take your nappy collection with you’ I quickly turn round and put my glasses on my arse and said to the missus ‘Honey, I am not a dog face, I think you are seeing things again, this is what im talking about, the abusive relationship im living in!’. The missus says ‘Don’t turn your fucking back on me with you glasses on your arse you prick, im not going to tolerate all this shit of yours, I cannot even breath properly recently because of your dog hairs in the bed and if you don’t turn round and speak to me properly, I will throw you out of the window’ I carried on with my back to my missus with my glasses on my arse as I thought she would not recognize me. She takes my glasses off and breaks it and says ‘Lets see how you going to fuck that Cherry Hippo Termite if you cant even see his arse you lowlife scumbag’. I said ‘Honey, I don’t need to see him or his dick because I will be the receiver’. She comes running after me with a baseball bat and I quickly saw the window open and I jumped out of it and ran away! Phew, what a night!

I heard Terry Whites parents wanted to name him TERMITE but could not get the name legally put on his birth certificate so they just named him Terry White.

This is a picture of the Finance Director Mark Lambert humping me and Terry ‘The Cherry’ White (with his extra berry making three berries). This was in retaliation to wasting so much of the taxpayers money on stupid decisions, lies and rumors! I was a bit unenthiustic and it looks like Terrys enjoyed himself

There is a perfectly good explanation for this picture – When I make personal and racially motivated dismissals and the matter ends up in court, usually people in the directorate are not happy about it. In this case Mark Lambert who is the finance director of the hospital trust, came to jump on me and hump the shit out of me. But on this occasion, my lover Nipple-T Terry White came to the rescue and tried to explain the situation to Mr Lambert, he also got humped at the same time. Mark does not mess about, he will jump on you and on other people at the same time and really make you regret making any financial decisions. Terry ‘The Cherry’ White said to Mark to be careful of the third berry as it’s located in an unusual place!

I was in the car park today walking around and felt a bit thirsty because of the hot weather. I was not allowed in to the hospital because of Julie Burgesses orders so I just sipped some water from the pond. To my amazement, a slough journalist was walking past and saw me do this and took a picture of it and ran away

Me drinking water – I have such little respect for myself and others around me that rather than going to a sink and putting water in a glass and then drinking it, I just go to the nearest pond and start drinking it directly. I also have issues when I walk past lamp posts and trees but I will not talk about it here.

Me and Terry again – After a long hard day’s work, me and Terry used to go out into the fields and just let nature take its course. I smelled his arse, and he smelled my arse. But I must admit, Terry’s arse did smell quite bad and I was somewhat surprised as to how his wife use to tolerate it for all these years.

This is my darling Terry trying on some of my wife’s sexy underwear. The fit is absolutely perfect and Terry looked gorgeous, Now take it off!

Take off my wife’s underwear Terry – how do you expect me to penetrate when you’re covering up the important bit!

I bought a nice lovely little car yesterday for a mere £200. It’s really nice and the children love it. I came to work today in it and showed it to everyone. I even showed it to my darling Terry and asked him if he wants to go for a spin in it. Terry ‘The Cherry’ with the ‘Extra Berry’ White got angry and said that I should of got something bigger so he could also fit in it. Im planning to put three berries on the end of the van so that it symbolizes my love for Terry.

Harry Porker has arrived – My new companion has arrived and I have many years of experiences ahead of me. The first job is to see how tight is Harry’s exhaust pipe and what milage is preferred.

I was coming in to work today in my new car and people in the road kept horning at me. A police van was driving past and all the officers turned round to have a look, eventually they stopped me and started questioning me about the van. I said it just something to keep me going from A to B. The officer asks why there are 2 berries on the back windscreen. I said what do you mean two berries, there should be three berries to declare my love for my sexy short Terry. The officer asks if he can perform a breathalyser on me which I agree but I could not get my mouth around the mouthpiece because my face has a different structure because of the dog face problems. Eventually they just took a urine sample from me.

I came in to the hospital today and the security department stops me. They said this is not a joke anymore and Julie Burgesses orders are not to allow the van on site because it is attracting unnecessary attention and this situation is beyond funny now! I said to the prick ‘where the fuck will I park my car then, if I leave it on the road, it will get stolen’. The security officer said ‘Andy, I can assure you no one will steal your car, no one in their right mind would be caught driving a piece of shit like that so you have confidence it will stay on the road unless a very dangerous psychopath has escaped from a metal institute!’

I cant find my car!!

Oh great, I found my car, I thought some prick stole it to make me unhappy. Im now off home happily on the M25 amidst a lot of stares!

I parked my car today outside the hospital and when I came back at lunch to have a look at it and someone spray painted in red a picture of a dick with two balls and three bits of jizz coming out of it. I ran to the security department and asked them to do something about it but they seemed uninterested. They said that they have had enough problems because of me and are not prepared to waste any more valuable time running around after a shit car with dick marks on it and if he’s got any problems, it goes directly to Julie Burgess. I told him to fuck off

I got someone to come take off the dick mark off my car, as soon as they got it off, someone came and put it back on again and I now am getting very fed up of parking my car on the road outside the hospital. Im going to call in the police for this, this is called animal abuse!

Some one put another dick mark on my car next to the other dick mark. Now everytime I drive the car, people think I am making homosexual gestures. I know they not talking about Terry because both of the dicks have two berries on them when Terry ‘The Slug Slag’ has three berries

Terry came back home late at night last night and when he came to bed, he asked me if I find him attractive. I said ‘I have always found you attractive, how can you resist three berries’. Terry says ‘Im not talking about the three berries, im talking about me and you’. I said ‘Im not sure what you are asking me’. Terry said ‘Iv known you a long time and not once you have said you love me’. I said to Terry ‘Of course I love you, I left my wife for you and your three berries. Terry says ‘That does not mean you love me, it means your a dirty batti boy who takes it and gives it up the arse’. I said to Terry ‘For you information, my dick got brazilled off so I definitely don’t do you up the arse, its the other way around and you know it’. Terry says ‘well, maybe but its not good enough because my arse needs a rub from time to time and you don’t give it, its always me giving giving giving and no receiving and my dick has been bobbling up recently and I don’t know if its because of your tight arse or some sort of infection I got from you wife clothes’. I said to Terry ‘Just shut up you fucking sexy bastard and go to sleep, its late’

I went to see a vicar yesterday about me and Terry getting married. The Vicar said that this is strictly FORBITTEN in the English church and he could under no terms perform such a ceremony. To make matters worse, he said that a dog and a hippo cannot get married in a church and my best bet would be to get some advice from the RSPCA. I said to him ‘Father, I am not a dog, it was medical fucking negligence and the same goes for Nipple-T.

Termite-T said that he knows a vicar in a church down in Watford that can perform this ceremony for a small fee and it also has a large door so he can walk in with no problems. I said, ‘we can even use my new car to travel to the church and back to go with the flow!’. Nipple-T said that, ‘Im not a prick you know, I will definitely not be caught in a piece of shit like that, this is my wedding day for christs sake’.

I was watching Ace Ventura, Pet Detective on Friday night with Cherry-Boi. Totally by coincidence, I saw Jim Carrey riding around in a car just like mine but looking like a dog. I said to Nipple-T ‘Look, Look, he’s got the same car as mine’. Terry said ‘Shut up you fucking div, Jim Carrey is a comedian bringing joy to the world, your just doing it because your a spastic’.

I parked my car outside the hospital today and some prick drew a third dick on it and now things looks so awkward because none of the dick marks are coming off and now my hands are hurting. I have reported this officially to Julie Burgess as I believe I am being discriminated against because I cannot park my car in the hospital. My union rep says that he does not want to get involved in this issue.

I was in bed with Sexy Terry ‘The Cherry’. We were both exited at this stage and when Termite-T wanted to bum me, he got angry because my nappy was in the way. He said to me ‘How do you expect me to get in and enjoy myself with your nappy being in the way’. I said ‘Don’t worry, il take it off, I just had some soiling issues going on today but not to worry’. Nipple-T said ‘Don’t worry, you just put me off, il just have to find something else to nibble on’. I said to Terry ‘How about nibbling my nappy!’.

Julie Burgess calls me in to today and says that she has consulted with Janet Lynch about the dick marks on my car. She says there is nothing the Trust can do as the car was not parked on hospital premises and I have to contact my insurance company about it and the police. I said to Julie ‘What the fuck you talking about you bitch, you told me to park it on the road in the first place’

I haven’t updated my blog because me and Terry got married last weekend and we were on our honeymoon for the whole week. It was a lovely church ceremony in Watford where Nipple-T came in dressed in a lovely pink gown. I couldn’t kiss my new bride because I don’t think it would be appropriate to that in a church. Our Honeymoon was in Jamaica and we just got back this morning.

I was coming back home on the plane and a child comes up to me with a book and asks if he can have Scooby Doos autograph. I said to him ‘Im not Scooby Doo and I cannot give you an autograph’. The boy asked me ‘Are you scrappy Doo?’. Terry says this is the last time he will go on holiday with me

I came back home to my car and some prick stole the nose of the car and drew dick marks all over it. Now my car looks disabled. Mmmm, does that mean I can get a disabled badge and park on site at Wexham Park Hospital

I parked my car outside the hospital and went in to the security department to ask them if I can get a disabled badge for my car because of the nose being gone and stuff. The security department says that I need to do some work as that is what im employed to do and that stop bothering others around me and asking stupid spasticated questions. I asked him that I want a disabled badge and if I don’t get one, I will report him to the HR Department. The security officer said ‘Listen prick, just fuck off and leave us all alone, you need to be a disabled person, not having an alleged disabled car’. I said ‘My car is also a person, look at him, his name is Harry Porker and he now does not have a nose’. The security officer gets up and walks away saying ‘Im not having this shit today, im really not having it’. I said to him ‘Im not giving you shit, if you wanted shit, il take my nappy off and give you that instead’. This is when the head of security comes along and says that why im bothering his staff this time for. I said I want a disabled badge. The head of security took a piece of paper and wrote ‘Disabled’ on it and stuck it on my chest and said ‘There you go Andy, now your disabled, now get the hell out of my office and go pester someone else damn it!’. I said before I left ‘Im going to make a complaint about you, you called me disabled!’

I put in a complaint in writing to HR about the security officer. The Director of HR, Janet Lynch comes to me and says that she received this statement from me earlier in the week and would like to go through it with me. After sitting down and talking to her, she said that she spoke to the security department and their response was that you never went in to their office and they cannot recall no such incident. I said to Janet, ‘He’s a fucking liar, he called me disabled and he put a badge on my chest saying it as well’. Janet says ‘Well, the whole security department said the same thing so really its 4 against 1. Furthermore, your car parked outside is causing some serious problems to the Trust as everytime the patients leave site in their cars, they see a pig van with penis marks on it’. I said to Janet, ‘Its not a pig van, his name is Harry Porker and the security department called me disabled and now the prick is denying it because he knows the procedure will become costly and time consuming and the result will be no action taken just like it was with me at Harefield Hospital so all I can do now is accept the pricks comments and move on. Im going to go to the Chief Executive about this.

The Deputy Chief Executive Colin ‘Scaly Skin’ Scales came along to talk to me about my complaint.Colin said that Julie could not come because she is fed up with my issues and has better things to focus her time on. I could see he had his trousers unzipped and I could see his plonker. I said to Colin ‘How dare you come here and mock me and offer sex, what type of a man do you think I am, I am happily married to Terry’. Scaly Skin said ‘I was not offering sex Andy, I was merely discussing your complaint you put in about the security department, although if you were to offer something in that region, I could help get you your disabled badge, I am a rabid dog lover’. I said to Colin ‘Im not a fucking dog, go fuck yourself you sick dog shagger!’. I ended up letting Colin ‘Scaly Skin’ Scales take me up the arse in return for a disabled badge. My bottom feels all soar and I think he has passed on his scaly skin disease on to me through rectal stimulation. Im going to try and hide this from Nipple-T otherwise im sleeping in a tent in the garden tonight.

I went back home yesterday and was in bed with Terry, Terry says to me why I feel so down and not up to my usual cheerful self. I lied to Nipple-T and said everything was ok but I think he knew something was wrong. Cherry-boi asked me why I don’t feel like having sex with him over the last few days and I could not come to tell him that I now have an arse disease from the Scaly Skin Colin Scales

Terry came down to me this morning in the kitchen and started shouting at me. He said when I left the bed, I left a heap of flaky skin behind and he wants to know whats going on. I said ‘nothing is going on dear, your imagining things’. Terry was so angry that he came up to me and tore my nappy off and saw my scaly skin arse disease. Terry said ‘what the fucking hell is that and is it infectious!’. I said ‘it was just a little accident at work, I sat on Colin Scales chair and his fungal infected chair contaminated my bottom and now my bottom is infected’. Nipple-T said ‘Have you seen a doctor about this as its health and safety violation of our bed’. I said ‘no I haven’t, it should be ok, it should go away soon’. Cherry-Boi ‘Is this why you haven’t let me near you and why I couldn’t hug and cuddle you in bed’. I said ‘yes, it is’. Terry said ‘I really love you but tonight your sleeping in the fucking tent in the garden until that shit sorts out on your arse because there is no way im going to get infected by it and go back to Harefield Hospital wearing a nappy’.

Im not happy with Nipple-T. I was sleeping in the tent last night and when I woke up this morning, there was a rat sleeping next to me!! At first I thought it was Terry as you cannot tell the difference but then later realized it was a REAL rat. I don’t think this is going to help my scaly skin arse infection. I got my disabled badge today too and I will always be in depth to Colin ‘Scaly Skin’ Scales. Bbbbbreewwwaa!

Colin Scales comes up to me today and asks me if I received the disabled badge I wanted. I said ‘Yes, I did, thank you so much, you are so lovely. Please let me know if you would like anything ever’. Colin said ‘Well, Andy, come to mention, there is something you could do’. I said ‘Please tell me’. Colin said ‘Well, I went out my way to get you a disabled badge and now I want your bottom on the wall of my office’. I said to Colin ‘What on earth are you talking about, I only accepted to fuck you once, not a repeated thing you know, im not a solicitor you know’. Colin said ‘you must do exactly as I say for the duration of the disabled badge and because im the Deputy Chief Executive’. I said to Colin ‘Im not a fucking slag you know, im already in a relationship with my lover Terry ‘Nipple-T’ White’. I don’t know why but I let Colin have his way with me

I was taking Terry to work today in Harry Porker and Terry had a monument of the Eiffel Tower in his hand which he put on the drivers seat. When I came to sit, the end of the Eiffel Tower penetrated my nappy and went straight up my arse. I screamed as loud as I could. I said to Terry ‘Why the fuck did you put that over there for you fucking prick’. Terry said ‘I was just rearranging my gown, why the fuck you don’t watch where your sitting you fucking spastic’. I said to him ‘Don’t talk to me like that you Hippo, im doing you a favour taking you to work today’. Terry says ‘ DOING ME A FAVOUR, What in this! I just hope I don’t get caught in it’. I said to Terry ‘Let me go inside and do a quick nappy change and I will be right back’. Terry said ‘Just make sure the Taj Mahal don’t get you tomorrow’.

I was making breakfast downstairs today and Terry the Cherry comes downstairs and started screaming at me. He said he received an anonymous letter from someone at Wexham Park Hospital saying that me and Harry are involved in a relationship together and that I have been doing Harry up the exhaust pipe. I said to Terry that the allegations are false. Terry says ‘Is this why you like Harry so much and why you were down at the garage the other day getting the exhaust changed’. I said to Terry that someone is making all this up and not to believe any of it. Terry says ‘I am going to investigate this fully because either you or Harry is lying and if I find out your lying, I will smash Harry up’.

I went in to work today and I asked Colin if he sent an anonymous letter Terry saying me and Harry and involved in a relationship together. Colin says ‘Well Andy, finally I got your attention eh. Considering you were being so difficult with me for the last few weeks, I thought id teach you a lesson’.‘I told you I wanted your bottom but you were not giving so I had to do something to get your attention’. I said to Colin ‘But why did you say it was Harry’s fault, he’s innocent in all this, keep him out of it’. Colin says ‘Harry is the problem, you seem to love him more then me. Harry has always been the problem. Why do you think iv been drawing dick marks on him for the last few months!!’. I said to Colin ‘YOU FUCKING BASTARD, THAT WAS YOU!!! I should shop you in to the police for it. Was it you who took his nose and can I have it back’.

Colin came along to me today and said to me that he has Harrys nose and he left it on top of Harry in the car park. I said to Colin ‘Why the fuck did you leave it on TOP of Harry, dont you know that its his nose and it has to be put on the front of his face’. Colin says ‘When you say his face, do you mean near the exhaust pipe because i could not find one!’. I said to Colin ‘No, you fucking div, i mean on his face, he dont have an exhaust because the garage is in the process of having it replaced because the exhaust they put on was too big’.

I went back home today and Terry was not happy again. He says someone has been posting pictures of me to all our neighbours letter boxes which shows me wearing my nappy in the car park in the hospital. Nipple-T said ‘We live in a respectable neighbourhood and you turn round and are disgracing all of us because of your fucking nappy issues’. I said to Terry ‘You know something, i married you because i love you and i chose to stay with you even though you have three berries, just because i wear a nappy, it does not make me any less of a man and you should respect me and accept me in sickness and in poor’. Terry says ‘Oh shut up you fucking knob head, our neighbours have accepted our homosexuality, i dont think it is necessary that they see pictures of the man i love at work wearing a nappy, who fucking has been posting this shit anyway!’.

I went to Colin today at work and asked him if hes been posting pictures of me in my nappy to the neighbours. Colin totally denied this. He said ‘Why would i give you Harrys nose back just to do something to the man i love’. I said to Colin, ‘I love you too but someone has been doing this to me and Terry found out yesterday and he wasn’t very happy’. Colin said to me ‘You poor darling, that must of been so traumatic for you, come here, let me give you a hug’. I could feel Colin doing something to me behind my back, next thing i know, my nappy falls and i quickly move away from Colin. I said to Colin, ‘What the fuck was that for’. Colin says ‘I want you bottom of course’. I said, ‘No way bastard, i love Terry and his berries’. Colin made me an offer i could not refuse, he said he will make me in to the Deputy Chief Operating Officer of Wexham Park Hospital. This is an offer i could not refuse so i let Colin have his way.

I am now the Deputy Chief Operating Officer of Wexham Park Hospital and im wearing a nappy for christs sakes!!

My Darling Terry let me sleep in the bed last night for Halloween  He said he felt scared something might happen to him in the night with all the porno pictures being posted through the neighbours doors. I said to Nipple-T that he has nothing to worry about because i would never let any harm come to him or his three berries. Terry was happy with that. He says, ‘Here, i treat you like a dog and all along you still show me love, come here my darling’. Me and Terry hugged for the rest of the night. Thankfully, my nappy stayed on. Terry said, ‘I know i treated you differently over the last couple of months because of your scaly skin arse disease but i want to let you know, we are now a married couple and what is yours is mine and you can come back in to the house and sleep in the bed’. I thanked Terry for this but had to ask ‘What about Richard the Rat in the tent in the garden, what will happen to him’. Terry says ‘If Richard is that important, he can come live in the house as well’.

I woke up this morning and Richard had disappeared from our bed. I ran around the whole house looking and shouting for him but could not find him. Terry comes out of the bathroom and asks what all the commotion is about. I said to Nipple-T ‘Where is Richard, hes not in his bed and his bowl of water is untouched.’. Terry said ‘Dont worry you prick, Colin came around this morning to take him home so he and his wife can look after him for a while. Richard didnt mind’. I said to Nipple-T ‘How the fuck will he mind, hes a fucking rat and doesn’t have a proper mind’.

I got in to work this morning and went straight to Colin and said to him i want Richard back. Colin said ‘Why do you want Richard for when you have Harry, i want to feel loved as well so i took Richard instead’. I said to Scaly boy ‘I will call the fucking police on you for kidnapping Richard from me’. Colin says ‘Just easy there one second sexy boy, all i want is your bottom and once i get it, i will give Richard back to you’. I told him to fuck off because i love Terry and there is no way i will put my relationship at risk because of Colins bottom or Richards bottom’. Colin said ‘Well, in that case if your not going to give me your bottom, i will have to use Richards bottom’.

I came into work today and i heard that Colin handed his resignation in and Julie Burgess is now gone too because she was only working temporarily. Now i cant even find Richard anywhere and im wondering whether he will ever come back to me. The new Chief Operating Officer is John ‘Not so wiggly’ Wiggins and he was giving me funny looks when he came in to work today through the car park. The new Chief Executive hasn’t started yet but im not sure what she will say about my nappy and dog face.

I found out today that i am now the deputy Chief Operating Officer because the Trust says that i have done such a good job in the car park and keeping the patients away from the hospital that they have saved a fortune. Some staff have even refused to come back to work because of me and the Trust say that this is a way round to cutting costs. Now the management and John ‘Not so wiggly’ Wiggins are asking me to wear more outfits and more graphic nappies so the job can become diversified. I dont really have a problem but my darling Terry said to me ‘Does that mean i will be living with a freak, iv tolerated the nappy but the fucking make-up and graphic nappies aint on sunshine’.

I had John ‘Not so Wiggly’ Wiggins come up to me today and congratulated me on keeping the hospital clear from all those dirty and ill patients. He said ‘Andy, i thought you could never do it but if we go the way we are now, we will be making a profit by the end of the year and you will get that bonus you always wanted’. I said to John ‘Thank you so much John, i have been exhausted here in the car park for the last few months, i deserve a break’. John said to me ‘I have spoken to the Chief Executive and she says that Harry can come along and stay in the car park next to you as this will make the problem even better but if the health inspectors turn up, just make sure you tell them that you are a patient of the Trust otherwise if they find out we are encouraging you to do this, we will be in serious shit and we might need another new Chief Executive to do the lesbian job.

I took Terry to work today to Harefield Hospital in Harry Porker and through the whole journey Terry was shouting and swearing at me. He said ‘You fucking prick, watch the fucking lamp post you arsehole and and check the fucking wing view mirror’. I said to Terry ‘Dont you fucking talk to me like that in front of Harry, he understands you, im doing you a favour taking you to work today, i dont have to you know, its not in my job description you know’. Terry says ‘Oh fuck off you dickhead and drive properly. Harry is not human i told you that before and if you start this shit about Harrys feelings, i will smash you up’. I immediately stopped the car/van and asked Terry to kindly step outside the car. Terry says ‘Why the fuck you leaving me out here on Harvil road for you wanker, all the employees are going to Harefield Hospital will see me’. I said to Terry ‘If you cannot respect me for me and Harry for Harry, then you are not good enough to come in to this car’. Terry says ‘Open the fucking door you fucking dick wod, you cant leave me out here, what if JR drives past in her Mini Cooper and catches me like this in my gown in the middle of Harefield, i will be the laughing stock of the Cardiology department’. I said ‘Good, i hope she takes a picture of you and puts it on the notice board in the department you fucking muppet, just be thankful i dont take your gown off and that with me too, you will definately be a laughing stock then and technically the gown is hospital property’. Whilst i was driving away, i could hear Terry shouting and swearing and even heard a brick being thrown at Harry.

Terry did not come home last night or the night before and i was getting worried so i went down to Harvil Road this morning to see if everythings ok. I went with Harry. When i approached the spot, i saw a gown in the middle of the road and when i went a little closer, i saw Terry tied to a tree without his gown on. His arse was being shown to the whole world. I got out of Harry and said to Terry ‘Honey, what happened to you, im sorry’. Terry said ‘You fucking motherfucker, you come down now, i will fucking kill you you prick for leaving me in the middle of Harefield’. I said ‘Why, what happened and why is your gown not on’. Terry said ‘Some pricks come along and saw me here and thought it would be funny to strip me naked and tie me to a tree and this is all your fucking fault. I managed to get my gown back on but because its been so windy this morning, it flew off and my arse and balls is fucking freezing’. I said ‘Im so sorry, i didnt know this would happen, i got a little angry thats all, come here, let me give you a hug’. Terry said ‘Well, i need a fucking gown first you fucking prick, did you not know that im the divisional head of Human resources and that many employees in the NHS dont like me, you just gave them a reason to take the fucking piss out of me now and loads of employees of the hospital have seen me like this, i will be a laughing stock’. Terry said that he will not be going anywhere in Harry because he feels embarrassed now to do so in front of him, i persuaded him that all will be ok and just be strong.

Me and Terry got back home and Terry says that he will get revenge for what i did to him and causing him all the embarrassment  This morning when i woke up, i went to get a nappy change and could not find the box of nappies. I asked Terry if hes seen it. Terry said, ‘just because you cant find your nappies, it doesn’t mean i have taken it you prick’. I said to Terry ‘I know you have it, i can tell by that grin on your face’. ‘I said i dont fucking have it you wanko!’ said Terry. I said ‘Ok, well be that as it may, i will just have to explore other avenues to compensate my nappy loss’. Terry said ‘What do you fucking mean by that you prick’. I said to Terry ‘You will see’.

I went in to our bedroom and in to Terry’s cupboard and took out one of his favourite suits (The grey one) and took it and tied it round my arse using the arms as the nappy. I came downstairs and said to Terry ‘Im going to work now dear, see you tonight’. Terry had a gawped look on his face and said ‘You fucking bastard, take my suit off, my mother gave me that for my birthday you fucking sick fuck’. I said to Terry ‘This is not your suit, this is my nappy’. Terry went in to the living to look for a baseball bat, in which time i quickly jumped in to Harry and ran away. Terry comes running down the street shouting and screaming saying he will chop my balls off when i come back home tonight.

I came back home last night around 9pm wondering that Terry may have gone to sleep. The lights were all off and i deliberately parked Harry out on the streets. I quietly opened the door and went inside and not to mutter a single word. I turned the light on and Terry was sat there on the sofa with a Baseball bat in his hand. He wakes up and says ‘You fucking motherfucker, i will fucking kill you, you wore my favourite suit around you arse and now its covered in shit’. I said ‘Honey, you stole my nappies and the bag it comes in, i had no choice’. I was running around the dinner at this time. Terry says ‘ I will fucking kill you, i want you to pay for a brand new suit because i aint wearing your shit no more’. I said ‘Il get you a new gown from Wexham Park’. Terry says ‘I dont want a fucking gown, i want a suit, the gown comes off when its windy and everyone sees my balls’. I said ‘Do you want a suit with a centre vent then or double vent or no vents’. Terry says ‘You fucking piss taking bastard, say that again, say that again you fucking shit, i will fucking kill you’.

Me and Terry were having dinner last night on the dinner table and Terry said to me ‘Do you think there will ever be a cure found for gay men’. I said to Terry ‘Of course dear, they already have that invented, its called the lipseal’. Terry says ‘What the fuck is that supposed to mean’. I said ‘Well, you get a lipseal, rub it around your arsehole and it keeps away the chaps’. Terry got pissed at me. He says ‘Maybe we should put some lipseal around Harrys exhaust pipe and he wont be down the garage as often as he is’. i said to Terry ‘ Dont you dare talk about him like that, why dont you put your three berries to the side and rub it around your own arsehole if your berries Houie, Douie and Louis dont mind you fucking dip shit. Im sure Uncle Bob ‘scrooge’ McBell wont mind’. Terry gets angry and gets up with a plate in his hand and says ‘Where the fuck is my new suit you fucking wanker, i aint forgotten about that you know’. I quickly got up to run away and while i was, i said ‘The tailor is measuring the distance of the double back vents to not to interfere with the three berries’. Terry says ‘I will fucking kill you, come here now you fucking prick’. I quickly lock myself in the room.

Termite Terry calls me today while i was at work. He was frantic. He said ‘Andrew, ANDREW!!!, I NEED YOUR HELP. THEY GOT ME, THEY FUCKING GOT ME’. I said to cherry boi ‘What are you talking about dear, who got you and where the fuck are you’. Terry says that hes calling me from the Battersea Dogs home. I said to Terry ‘How did you get there’. He said ‘I was walking down Harvil Road and some black people were driving past and quickly stopped the car and threw me in to the boot of their car and transported me to the Battersea dogs home and i want you to come and bail me out’. Termite carried on ‘There is this rottweiler in the kennel next door and he keeps starring at my three berries and im afraid to go to sleep in case he chews them off and these bastard staff have taken my gown off and left me here naked and vulnerable. I need you and Harry to come and get me’. I said to Terry ‘How dare you ask me to come there with Harry, i will not put Harry through that risk, they might just impound him’. Terry says ‘Im not fucking about on this one you prick, you better come and get me because if i lose my three berries because of you or get placed in to a family home, i will escape and come and chop your fucking balls off’. I said to Terry ‘Threats will not get you anywhere, unless you start being nice to me and Harry, im not coming to you under any terms’ and i put the phone down and took the phone off the hook.

I got a knock on the door this morning and it was the RSPCA inspector. He said does Terry Termie White live here. I thought it would be funny and say ‘No, he doesnt, he moved out a long time ago, i dont know where he went’ and i closed the door.

I was fast asleep last night and i heard the front door slam shut. It was 2am. I turned the bedroom light on and there was Terry stood there with his gown ripped and open staring at me with a garden rake in his hand. I said to Nipple-T ‘Honey, whats wrong and how did you get out’. Terry said ‘You better worry about you gonna get out you fucking prick when i raked your nappy off!!’. I quickly jumped out of the open window and said to Terry that i was going to come and get him but just havent had the time. Terry says ‘You just watch what happens to Harry now you fucking wanker, you know how dodgy Harvil Road is and the things that have been happening to me when i walk down there. So far iv been tied to a tree for two days with my gown all off and now i got impounded at the Battersea dogs home and out of all this misery, your sat here relaxing in you fucking nappy but not anymore you prick, you sleep in the fucking tent from now on in the back garden with Richard or Harry or whoever the fuck you sleep with’.

I got up today to go to work and when i went in to Harry and started him up, i heard a loud roar. I got out and had a look at the back and the exhaust had been removed. I went inside the house and ask Terry where is Harrys exhaust Termite sarcastically says ‘You didnt use the lipseal did you, that why his exhaust is fucked up’. I said that its been making a loud roar noise and i need it sorted out otherwise everyone will see me driving him. Termite boy says ‘They already see you driving him, now they will hear you coming before they see you so they can decide whether they want to look at your ugly mug or turn away from you, im actually doing you a favour’. I said to Terry ‘Just because you got impounded at Batterseas, it doesnt mean that its me or Harrys fault, you should be careful when you walk down Harvil road so no one catches you or fucks you right up like they have been’. Terry told me to Fuck off before he chops harrys balls off as well. I said to Terry ‘What balls, i didnt know he had balls, can you show me where they are please!’.

I came home from work today and i was exhausted. I looked all over the house and Terry was no where. His gown was ironed and left on the bed. I went in to the bedroom and thought it would be funny to rip a giant hole on the arse of the gown and place it there on the bed for him to wear to work tomorrow.

I got up this morning and went to work earlier then normal so i dont have to face Nipple-T. Next thing you know i get a phone call on my mobile from Termite boy around 11am saying that when i come home tonight, he will fucking kill me and smash Harry in the nose. I said to Nipple-T ‘Whatever the earth are you going on about dear?’. Terry says ‘You know what im going on about you fucking wanker, you tore a hole in my gown in hope i would not notice it but i did. I only realised it because there was a board meeting at the Harefield Hospital site this morning and the Communications Director Jo Thomas comes up to me and said that i should leave the board room because it inappropriate what i am doing. I told her i dont know what the fuck she is talking about. She says that ‘You’ve had a gown malfunction’. I took a look around and next thing you know the board room bursts out laughing. Later on, i find out i got the safeguarding team on me saying i did this on purpose to get some attention from the journalist and public who were sat there too. I sat to the fucks that i didnt do this for no attention and that a prick is sat at home fantasizing about Harry is the one who did it. I said to Nipple-T ‘Maybe you stole a faulty gown’. Terry says, ‘I didnt steal no faulty shit but you wait till you get home tonight because Harrys getting fucked, you fucking watch you dog face gremlin, Im gonna call we buy any car dot com and Harrys getting deported for the cheapest price to Battersea dogs home’

I was in the garden yesterday while Termite was upstairs in his bedroom. I threw a stone at the window to get Nipple-Ts attention. Termite pops his head out of the window and says ‘What the fuck you want you fucking prick’. I said ‘Can i please come in and get a bottle of water from the fridge’. Nipple-T says ‘Why dont you just drink your piss or even better drink some petrol out of Harrys engine’. I said ‘Im sorry about the gown incident, it was just a joke, i dont deserve to sleep in the tent because of it, i have my own problems’. Terry says ‘What really pisses me off is that i didnt even notice the rip in the gown and what takes the piss even more is that the communication director communicated it with me, quite fucking stupid if you ask me, i have suffered enough embarrassment from the tree issue on Harvil road and now journalists and the public have seen my arse again thanks to you and im more worried what the journalist will write in next weeks paper. Your a big fucking embarrassment anyway with your fucking nappy problem all the time’. I said to Nipple-T ‘Actually if you think about it, you probably wish you did wear a nappy now too then you would not be in this mess’. Nipple-T says ‘Shall i come down there and whack you one you fucking prick because this time i will take your nappy off and take the tent away and you will only have the grass to live on just like in Rambo 3, we see how much talk you got when you have a grass rug burn on your balls’. I was very angry at Cherry boi at this time so i responded by saying ‘Like the rug burn Bob Bell gave you for that overdue library book last year’. Nipple-T responds and says ‘Why the fuck you answer back all the time, you work in the car park in Wexham Park because you couldn’t stop bleaching your arse hole you fucking dick wank!’.

Terry said to me because the weather is so hot, it would be better to stop wearing the nappies and start toilet training properly. However, i will still be living in the tent in the garden.

I got up this morning and unzipped the tent. I saw the back door open and Nipple-T was in the garden having his breakfast before he went to work. His back was turned towards me and so i thought it would be clever to sneak in to the house and get some food and some nappies so that i can also get ready to go to work. This is when Nipple-T turned round with a load of grass in his mouth and saw me trying to get in to the house. He was so pissed at me that he screamed out ‘Oi, you fucking prick, what you think you are doing’. i said ‘Honey, i was just trying to get some food and clothes to prepare myself to go to work in the car park at Wexham Park Hospital’. Termie Termite says ‘No, you weren’t you fucking wanker, you were trying to sneak in to the house so you can tamper and vandalize my gown weren’t you’. I said ‘No, i swear i wasn’t, I just wanted some food and clothes’. Termite says ‘Come here you fucking dickhead, im gonna kill you’. At that moment i screamed and ran away through the side of the house whilst Terry was chasing me (still with all the grass in his mouth).

Does my bum look big in this? – Terry White suffered from post-traumatic stress disorder and this formed part of his behaviour towards me. I swear it was nothing to do with me tampering with his gown but it was to do with his own issues. On this occasion, I tried to sneak into the house whilst Terry was having breakfast in the garden (eating grass), he coincidentally saw me and gave chase. But because of the size and weight that he possessed, he could not complete the task successfully. However, I ran out onto the main road completely naked. It was either that or I would be turned into a pancake.

I called Termite from work today. I said i will not be coming back home to him now and i will live with my other lover Geoff Brown, the Divisional Head of Human Resources of Harefield Hospital. Termie says ‘What, that wanker who stole my job because he didn’t do his job properly in the first place. Yeah, that’s good, why don’t you go live with him instead, your nappy and tent will be on the drive for you tonight, that wanker Geoff, Harry or Richard, whoever the fuck your fucking now can come pick it up for you, i had enough of your fucking problems, no wonder your wife could not live with you anymore and why the Bob Bell rubbed his arse on your face and just to celebrate this great day, i will purchase a brand new gown’. I said to Termie ‘Make sure you wear underwear underneath it!’. Just when i said that i heard Terry shouting and swearing at me whilst i put the phone down.

Geoff comes up to me today and says ‘Andrew babe, when you come to the house, try to park Harry on the other side street and try not to leave the house wearing a nappy, i have my dignity to look after in the neighbourhood here in North London’. I said to Geoff ‘Fuck off you prick and dont insult Harry, me and him come together, just understand one thing, you are getting free homosexuality out of me for this’. Geoff says ‘Ok ok I understand i clearly understand, i think i can live with Harry and the Nappy, forget i said anything. I will go and pick up your belongings from Terrys house tonight’.

Me and Geoff went to Terrys after work today to collect my things. Termie cherry opens the front door with a rolling pin in his hand. He says ‘What the fuck you bring him for’. I said to Cherry boi ‘Come on you two, you aint upset with each other for that gown thing are you?’. Terry says ‘Why shouldn’t i be, he sold me a fake versace gown!’. Geoff gets angry and said ‘What you chatting about, you paid for it with a fake tenner!’. I said ‘ok ok boys, lets leave it at that, i just want my things that all’. Terry says ‘Your nappy and tent is in the living room, go and get it but the goat Geoff stays out here’. I said thats fine. Whilst i was inside, i heard Terry say to Geoff ‘First you steal my job, now you steal my man’. Geoff says ‘I didn’t steal your job, just because you were playing politics at Harefield Hospital, it doesn’t mean i should pay the penalty for and second of all i didn’t steal your man, Andrew was bored of you so thats why he came to me, A REAL MAN!’. Terry says ‘Oh i see, so im not a real man now am i?’. Geoff says ‘Yeah thats what im saying, why else you eating grass in the back garden for every morning’. Terry says ‘You don’t even have a fucking car and you travel on public transplant with your Oyster card, you only want Andrew because of Harry, once you steal Harry from him, Andy will come back to me, A REAL MAN!’. Thats when i came back out with my stuff and packed in to Harry. Geoff says ‘Is Termie always this nice?’, I said ‘No, sometimes he gets angry, haha’. ‘ He was disrespecting my Oyster card, shall i smack him one before we leave’ said Geoff, i said ‘Its best to leave it for now, he has a rolling pin in his hand and Harry cant run fast’.

Geoff comes up to me today and says ‘Babe, i wanted to tell you something before you go to work and that is that i have always loved you’. I said to Geoff ‘I love you too and always have. I was only living with Nipple-T because he had three berries and a big house but i soon got fed up of that’. Geoff says, ‘ You know that time Termie was tied to that tree on Harvil Road, well, i was on the U9 bus that morning going in to work and i saw him and so did everyone else but i didnt report it when i got to work so that i get an extra day off work and he will be in trouble when he gets back, not to mention the embarrassment!’. I said to Geoff ‘Haha, that was quite funny, i only told him to get out of the car because he kept swearing at me all the time, i really did not know some black people will come along and tie him up to the tree and strip his gown off, you got to see the funny side eh’. Geoff says ‘Anyway darling, i have to get to work so im going to be going because my Oyster card also needs topping up’.

Geoff calls me up today from work and says ‘Darling, guess whats happened’. I said ‘What? Has Terry got a new gown?’. Geoff says ‘No, but i lost my Oyster card’. I said ‘How the fuck did you lose it’. Geoff says ‘Terry was down in the office this morning asking about a HR report and once i had my back turned on the computer, he must of taken it and i have no money because i spent it on alcohol and beer, can you and Harry come and get me’. I said ‘I cant because i dropped Harry to the garage, you will have to walk it’. Geoff says ‘Why the fuck shall i walk it for down Harvil Road, i learnt my lesson from whats happened to Terry, im not going to get caught with my trousers down there, its a dodgy place and my dignity is already in tatters over that dismissal that i supported you in carrying out!’.

Geoff comes up to me today in the morning before going to work and he says to me that he is going to confront Termie about the missing Oyster card and if Nipple-T dont give it back, hes going to make him lose his lower ranking job as well.

Sexy Geoff comes back home today with a black eye. I said to him ‘What the fuck happened to you?’. Geoff says ‘I confronted that prick Termie about the Oyster card’. I said ‘and what he say, i bet he denied it, he did the same with my nappy box’. Geoff says ‘He said that he dont steal things and that the only thief around here is me because i stole his job and i stole his man and if i dont stop going on about my Oyster card, he will steal my clothes and tie me to the tree outside of the hospital, thats when i got so pissed at him and said to him, well, go on then you fucking dickhead, i dare ya, you’ve been exposing yourself to the whole of the hospital staff with that tree incident you had not to mention what happened in the board room a few weeks ago thats when the prick just threw his hole punch at me and i was out cold on the floor’. I said to Geoff ‘Oh dear, that sounds terrible, here, let me give you a hug. Dont worry about Berry-T, on the day of judgement, god will strike him down’. Geoff says ‘Lets hope that day comes soon because i need my Oyster card back’.

Geoff comes up to me today and says that he checked his Oyster card number online and it came back thats its currently being used in the Harefield area and the Slough and Watford area too. He says he now knows it is Terry because someone used it to come to Harefield Hospital this morning on the bus and he will catch Termie and put him on the disciplinary board. I said ‘Good for you darling, make sure before you discipline him, you make him do more work in the hospital so that way he will be pissed off for losing his job’.

I came home today from work and Geoff was sat there on the chair watching TV without any clothes on. I said to the prick ‘What the fuck you doing sat there on the armchair with your balls hanging down’. Geoff says ‘Why dont you just shut the fuck up you prick, this is my house and i will do as i please’. I said ‘Ok, be that as it may, why are you so grumpy anyway’. Geoff says ‘He has some bad news’. I said ‘What the fuck is it dear’. Geoff says ‘i received an anonymous letter today saying that you had an affair with Colin Scales AKA Scaly Skin’. I said ‘That is completely fabricated, i bet that its Terry sending all this shit to you to stir all the trouble up between you and me, hes a jealous bastard and made me live in a tent because he did not trust me’. Geoff says ‘I understand your point but you have to understand my position’. I said ‘You mean when your sat there with your balls hanging’. Geoff says ‘No, you wanker, i mean as the Divisional Head of HR’. Geoff carried on saying ‘I know i cant suspend you because your not working under me except when at nights in bed where i keep my eye on you properly! so under those circumstances until i complete my investigation, you sleep in the FUCKING TENT IN THE GARDEN!!’. I said ‘ What the fuck is this, you live in a third floor maisonette where theres hardly room for a few people to stand. Termies coming between us, remember he stole your Oyster card as well, he was probably trying to get me to get the blame for it, dont let him come between us, hes a prick who deliberately showed his arse to innocent civilians at the hospital and now hes been investigated for all that shit BY Safeguarding so now hes getting revenge’. Geoff says ‘I know this is hard to take but the tent in the fucking garden it is for now, you can still use the kitchen but the fucking toilet dont flush so you will need a bucket in the balcony if you run out of your nappies’. I said ‘You fucking bastard, after i trusted you. I gave you my anal virginity and this is how you thank me’. Geoff says ‘I dont think you were an anal virgin when i met you, just look at how much Terry used you and lets not start about Colin and Harry’. I said to the prick to go and fuck his mum.

Watch when i catch Nipple-T, hes gonna get run over with Harry.

I went into the house today to use the toilet and to my surprise I saw the following scene. I was gob smacked. I ran into the living room to Geoff and asked him what’s all that shit on the urinal. Geoff says, ‘That prick Termie came along yesterday to me at lunch time and offered me lunch on him for throwing that hole punch at me. He said he apologizes and that if I will accept some prawn curry he got for me from the canteen which I gladly accepted. I don’t think it was prawn curry but scotch bon chillis, now my fucking dick and arsehole are hurting’. I said ‘see, that bastard Nipple-T is trying to come between us. He knows we can’t get the police on him because scotch bon chillis are perfectly legal. He did this on purpose that bastard. Now you know why he kept getting fucked over down Harvil road when he walked there because this is the type of shit he does’. Geoff says ‘I’m really not in the mood to talk and just want to go to sleep’.

When I had a little visit from the NHS scotch bon chillies – This is when my lover Terry White poisoned me with scotch bon chillies. I never trusted food from anyone’s hand after this. The cleaners at harefield hospital were not happy either.

I went down Harefield Hospital today to speak to Termie-T about that chilli thing. I saw him sat on one of the benches in the hospital grounds while I was driving Harry in. Nipple-T saw me shouted out, ‘Oi dickhead, you need a permit to bring that piece of shit down here’. I got out of Harry and confronted Termie. I said, ‘you got a lot of explaining to do mr?’. Termie says, ‘Look, I’m on my lunch break at the moment and I aint got time for your shit, can I offer you some prawn curry?’. I said, ‘no you fucking can’t you wanker. I know that aint prawns your offering me. Geoff is ill because of you. He’s been pissing blood all day yesterday and today because you offered him scotch bon chillis!’. Termie says, ‘its not my fault he can’t handle the heat. I offered him food in good faith, he didn’t have to take it’. I said ‘and you sent him that letter about Colin’. Termie says, ‘Oh fuck off you dick, these are your problems, I don’t have to listen to this shit, I’m on my unpaid lunch break at the moment so take Harry and fuck off before I get security on you’. Before I left I said to Terry that this not over by a long shot. I will get him for what he did to my darling Geoff.

Fuck off, I HATE YOU!!

Is someone taking the mickey – These are the same disgusting people that were responsible for substantial blood loss in the men’s cubicle at harefield hospital. 

I went in Geoffs computer and looked up his Oyster card number online. To my amazement, it was being topped up and being used quite a lot in the Harefield area. I knew it was Termie using it so i plotted a plan to sort the bastard out for poisoning my lover Geoff with the Scotch Bon Chillis. I waited until the evening before Termie finishes work and called up London Transport and reported the Oyster card stolen. They immediately cancelled it so Termie will have to walk it home down Harvil road again.

I was at home yesterday evening tendering to my lover Geoffs ill health. It was around 8pm and i said to Sexy Geoff that i need to go out to fill Harry up with petrol. Geoff says make sure i bring some kebabs when i get back. I said to Geoff ‘Dont worry dear, once you get well, you can play with my kebabs all day and night’. Geoff said ‘Just fuck off you dickhead, im not in the mood’. I took and Harry and left for Harvil Road. I drove down Harvil Road looking for Nipple-T and whilst i was driving down i saw a shadow in the mist. To my amazement it was the bastard Termie walking down exhausted like the old bastard that he is. I sped Harry up to get near the prick and jumped out when i saw him. I had a carrier bag over my head. I said to Termie ‘Oi you motherfucker, get the fuck down, get the fuck down now before i chop your fucking balls up you wanker, i told you about the revenge I was going to get and your going to get it good now!’. Termie said ‘Listen you fucking dickhead, my legs are hurting and i need to get home. I aint got time for your gay shit’. At that moment i tore his gown off and got some rope and tied him to the tree with his arse showing to the whole of Harefield. Termie says ‘Oi OI OI dont fucking fuck about, i will fucking kill you when i get out of here, i swear i will, you untie me now or im fucking you up first thing tomorrow morning’. I said to ‘Shut the fuck up you termite before i get really angry and give you a good old fashion Harefield Rug Burn. You have nothing to worry about, I will send an ambulance straight back to get you!”. Termie said ‘Don’t you fucking call the ambulance, if you fucking call them, I will smash you up when I get out’. I said ‘Dont worry, I will let Harefield switch know its urgent, the paramedics will know what to do!’. Once Termie was tied up and finished off, i took a camera and took a picture of him with his three berries dangling from side to side. I said to Termie before i left ‘Watch what i do now, the fucking picture is going on Facebook and im sending the links to all internal staff at Harefield!’. Whilst i was in Harry driving off i could hear Terry shouting and screaming saying that he will get me for fucking about with him and Geoff will get fucked up when hes back from his sickness. I told Termie to Fuck off and that the ambulance is on its way!!

I finally got back home tendering to my lover Geoff. I said to Geoff ‘I took the time today to get your Oyster card cancelled so whoever was using it for the last few weeks will get a nasty surprise when they get on the U9 bus’. Geoff says ‘Good, i hope the bastard who took it dies’.

I was at work today and i got a phone call from Geoffrey on my mobile. I quickly went to a quite spot in the car park so i can answer it. Geoff said ‘Guess whats happened this morning after you left for work?’. I said ‘What the fucks happened?’. Geoff says ‘The police were round here this morning. They said they wanted to speak to you about an incident on Harvil road a few nights ago between a man with a carrier bag over his head and that Termie’. I said ‘What the fuck did you say and what’s happened to that prick Nipple-T?’. Geoff says ‘They said they had to take Termie to Hillingdon A&E because his Berries got frostbites on them and he was seen tied to the tree again on Harvil Road slouched. Down!’. I said ‘That’s terrible, i hope he’s OK, who would do such a thing, did they say whose done it’. Geoff says ‘No they didn’t but i’m quite surprised they want to talk to you about it. They said they only found him there because a old lady was driving to the hospital that morning and saw him slumped down at the tree so she called the police That night when you went to get some petrol for Harry, you didn’t end up going anywhere else afterwards did you?’. I said ‘Of course not, i went to the petrol station and came straight back, i cant believe you would accuse me of something so dirty and horrid’. Geoff says ‘ Don’t worry, the pigs have gone now, i told them your at work so they might come round later. They said they saw Termie attached to a tree on Harvil road and they had to cut the tree off because someone tied him on there a bit too tightly, they said they found him crying and he pissed himself and his Berries were frostbitten and now they think he needs an operation and he might lose one of them’. I said ‘Good for him at least this bad British weather has somehow benefited him to make him look normal now’.

I called Termie up in the wards at Hillingdon Hospital. Termie answers the phone and i said to him if he tells anyone what i did then the picture of his arse i took will be on the hospitals notice board and all over the internet. Nipple-T said ‘Dont worry dickhead, i dont need the police to do the work for me, i will kick your fucking arse myself and you wait until i see that Wanker Geoff, i will give him one of my special curries this time. He will be burning out of his arse’. I said to Termie Termite before i hung up ‘Make sure you keep Geoffs Oyster card topped up to prevent incidents like that happening again!’. Termie screams down the phone and says ‘You wanker, that was you, i will fucking punch you one in your dog face when i see you, i had no fucking money that day but dont worry you will pay the fucking price. I will get better and thats when i will hunt you down and destroy Harry’. I said ‘If you even think about touching Harry, i will distribute the picture i took all over the Hillingdon Borough and put your address and telephone number on it so everyone knows where to find you!’.

I got a letter from Nipple-Ts solicitors. They are demanding i pay the bill for the tree getting cut down on Harvil Road because Termie has been ordered to pay it as the council do not believe that he had been tied to the same tree twice this year by accident. I called Termie up at Hillingdon Hospital and asked him what all this shit is about?. Termie responds by saying ‘I will fucking do you, dont you worry, i will now fucking sue you for medical negligence just like those indian doctors medically neglected your face and turned you in to a dog! which i now have to tolerate. I will sue you for every penny and you will pay for the fucking tree getting cut down because i have had the Hillingdon and Harefield MP demand i pay for it because they think i did it for attention again and not to mention Bob Bell and his gay partner the Chairman of the Trust, His Majesty Lord Newton of SHIT-Tree!’. I said to Termie ‘That has quite a good ring to it Shit-Tree, i hope you didnt say that to the Lord Newton, maybe he got his name from being tied to trees just like you’. Termie says ‘You watch when i catch you, when i fully heal from these frostbites, i will kill Geoff first, then its Harry then its your mum then I will send an ambulance to get you’.

I got called into the Director of HR Janet Lynchs office this morning, she says she received a complaint by that Termie about the tree incident and now wants my employer Wexham Park Hospital to pay for it. I said ‘what the fuck you listening to him for, he was tied to the tree and it was self inflicted. He did it for attention thats what this is about. Now the dickhead has been asked to pay for it, he’s getting funny.’. Janet said to me that I need to keep my extra marital affairs outside of work under control. I said I don’t know what the fuck the prick Nipple-T is going on about and he needs to get his act together.

I called Nipple-T up at Harefield Hospital. Termie picks up the phone and says ‘yeh what the fuck you want, I’m busy with an employment tribunal claim that we have received’. I said to the prick ‘your going to get a little bit more busy now you knob. You fucking contacted my HR Director Janet Lynch up and made allegations against me. I will get you for that you grass eating hippo’. Termie says ‘ok ok ok don’t get a nappy rash about it, I didn’t do anything and even if I did, you deserve it. I want the money for the tree or I will undermine Geoff Brown, your lover down here’. I said to Termie ‘ Why don’t you just go fuck yourself you dickhead. You watch what I do with that picture of you, its going on the fucking internet, I will send it all the patients of Harefield Hospital as well and I will contact the local journalists about it too’. Berry-Nipple-T says ‘if any pictures go up on the internet, I will seriously fuck you up, I’m warning you. Don’t fucking fuck around’. I said to Termie ‘don’t worry, I will send copies of it to the Watford Employment Tribunal so the judges have an idea what to expect from you when you give evidence in cross-examination or shall I say NOT expect from you’. Termie says ‘I’m warning you, don’t you dare send it to the tribunal, the Trust will have to settle out of court then you fucking wildcard’. I said ‘don’t worry, I will make sure your employment tribunal claim goes smoothly’.

I went to Harefield Hospital last night and climbed in through one of the top floor windows and went to the notice board on the ground floor and put a picture of Termie on it. I bet all the patients and staff will enjoy it and it will brighten their day.

When I said Terry White’s arse use to stink, I was not joking – When Terry White was literally exposed at the harefield hospital corridor. Nipple-T was not best pleasantly surprised.

Termie contacts me on my mobile in the car park today and started shouting and swearing at me. I said ‘calm the fuck down dear, don’t get your berries in a frostbite’. Termie ‘your gonna pay for that. You will fucking pay for vandalizing the notice board. Geoff is back at work today and he will get two slaps just because your a wanker’. I said. ‘Leave Geoff and Harry out of this, I’m already sleeping on the balcony because of those letters you kept sending him’. Nipple-T says ‘Don’t worry because after today, he will throw you off the balcony you fucking cunt’.

Geoff comes up to me today and says ‘Guess whats happened at work today?’. I said’ What the fucks happened?’. Geoff says ‘Termie has been ordered to keep away from the main hospital because someone put a picture of his arse on the hospitals notice board at the main reception. Apparently there was a big crowd around the notice board and one patient was coming in to the hospital in a wheelchair even got up to take a closer look at the picture and was in hysterics’. I said ‘you cant blame her, Nipple-T should not be parading himself around like that. Its disrespectful and disgusting, at least the patients are now healing because of him and hes now doing some indirect clinical work’.

Geoff comes up to me today and says ‘Termies been acting strange all day today’. I said ‘Why the fuck is he the conversation of all our stories these days’. Geoff says ‘No, but seriously listen to this one, at 12 today, he went to lunch to the canteen and when he came back about 10 minutes later, he had a container of food on him but heres the strange thing, when he opened the containeer, it was full of grass and he just started eating it in front of everyone in HR!. I said to Termie where the fuck he got all that shit from and he said that he bought it from the canteen. I find that very hard to believe, i didnt challenge him with it but just went to the other room to have my own lunch’. I said ‘Hes just a dick, i dont know why i left my wife for him, his hygiene was very bad also and every morning he came out in the garden to eat the grass too. Im surpised though, how did he get all the grass in the container and bring it back to the HR department, he has no shame. I bet he stole the container and the grass belong to some poor horse in the fields of Harefield, you should report him for health and safety breaches, he would deserve it after the chilli thing he did to you’. Geoff says ‘mmm, interesting point, il check that one up tomorrow’.

Geoff comes up to me today and says that that Termie has been claiming to the canteen staff that he is the divisional head of HR at Harefield Hospital. I said ‘Why the fucking hell does he just stop fucking around. He really irritates me. To say him exposing himself all the time is not enough is beyond me. He does all this to complicate things’. Geoff says ‘No, but listen to this, i confronted him about it today and the grass eating thing and his arse thing and the tree thing and his gown thing and everything fucking thing to date and he just sat there with a profound look on his face. He says i stole his job and i stole his man. I told the fucking dickhead that i aint stolen no shit, its in his mind. Me and Andrew are just good friends. Termie said ‘You mean friends who fuck one another?’ I just got up and left’. I said to Geoff ‘Just ignore him from now on. He not worth it. When it comes to Nipple-T, its one problem after another with him and by the way iv been getting nuisance phone calls on my office phone and mobile all day, im sure its him. When i answer all i can hear is dribbling so im 100% it could only be him. Someone called my office up this morning who sounded like Terry and said there is someone blocking the ambulance bay outside Wexham Park Hospital and that i have to go and attend urgently. When i arrived, there was nothing, no shit!’. Geoff said ‘I had something like that last week, someone called me up claiming to be London Transport and they required my new Oyster card number. I got suspicious and never gave it’. I said ‘Don’t fucking give him your Oyster card number EVER. He already stole your last one, now hes probably trying to forge a brand new one under your details. Its because hes not the Divisional head of HR anymore so hes disgruntled and now trying to steal his job back by pretending hes you and maybe so he can imagine hes still with me because he still fancies me! Fucking grass eating prick!’

This is a picture of my darling Geoff. He looks quite normal but this was before Nipple-T prawn curried his balls. After this incident, Geoffrey was alway either pink, red or yellow and his balls were usually the opposite colour. Please take a moment to comment about how sexy he looks (when he doesn’t) or alternatively, please comment on my former lover Nipple-T aka The Termie-nator.

‘General pubes’ Geoff Brown was the human resources lead at harefield hospital – No one really knew what his job was either but he definitely turned a blind eye when I was doing my racially motivated dismissals right under his nose. At a £90,000 a year salary, the NHS is definitely getting ripped off.

I got a phone call this morning in my office asking me to come downstairs to the car park because Harry was being taken away. I thought it was that Termie again prank calling and i started swearing at him down the phone. I said to him to go and fuck his mum and if he calls me again, i will get a meat cleaver from the canteen at Wexham Park Hospital and come to Harefield Hospital and chop his pubes off leaving his berries dangling baldly. To my amazement, i never received another call but when i went  downstairs to get ready to go home at 5pm, i noticed Harry had gone. I quickly ran to the security department and said to the officer there ‘Where the fuck is he, where the fuck is he, by god where the fuck is Harry?’. The security personnel said ‘We tried calling you today that there was a man wearing a Harefield Hospital gown came and drove him off’. I said ‘Why the fuck did you not say that then you fucking prick’. The security personnel said ‘Dont talk to me like that you fucking knob head, iv been told by my line manager if you come here again asking for a replacement disabled badge, he will immediately come down and slap you one on your face’. I said ‘Yeh. fucking do it then init!’ and i ran off.

I quickly called Geoff up at Harefield Hospital. Geoff says whats the matter. I said ‘Nipple-T, the fucking gaylord has stolen Harry’. Geoff says ‘Why don’t you call the fucking police’. I respond ‘You think im a fucking arsehole right, the police are gonna be in stitches and they got better things to be investigating like harassment cases and submission of derogatory job applications’. Geoff says ‘No, they won’t be investigating those things either, these pigs are totally useless, what you gonna do’. I said ‘What the fuck can i do, i have to go to Termie’s house with a fucking meat cleaver or a baseball bat and get him back and thats only if Harry still has his exhaust in him. Knowing Nipple-T, he must of used Harry good by now. The prick just casually walked over to him in the car park at Wexham Park Hospital and took him and the shitty security department refused to stop him. They always been fucking jealous of Harry, he was always a star in the car park here thats why’. Geoff says ‘Termie will be at work tomorrow, i can have a word with him if you want’. I said ‘Fuck that, he aint fucking gonna admit it. Hes probably still pissed off about that poster on the notice board at Harefield Hospital, the one where his arse was being shown. Im telling you, hes gonna pay for this good this time. Im gonna take the picture and E-Mail it to the Watford Employment Tribunal and fuck up his tribunal case’. Geoff says ‘No no don’t do that, im the divisional head, il get fucked up in the board room then and thats what Termie wants you to do. I tell you something, why don’t you try this one for a change. Invite him to dinner to talk things over and apologise at a very expensive restaurant then tell the waiter while Nipple-T is in the bathroom or something that Termie is paying and then get up and say you are going to the toilet and leave after a big meal, he will be loving it’. I said ‘Thats a great idea and while i got him at dinner, you can steal Harry back from his house. This is an excellent idea. I feel like having prawn curry!’.

Me and Terry planned to meet up in a restaurant in Harefield called ‘The Kings Arms’. This was the same restaurant i had my leaving do from Harefield Hospital when i was forced to resign from the hospital because of the political dismissals i created. I came early and sat down and had something to drink. Eventually after 20 minutes Nipple-T comes along wearing a green coloured gown. I said to Terry ‘Why the fuck didnt you wear something more respectable you fucking knob sucker!’. Termie says ‘Why the fuck did you wear your glasses on your arse again you fucking dick’. I said ‘ok, ok enough of the arguing, i just like to tell you i just wanted to speak to you over a lovely meal. Dont worry, im paying for it, have anything you want. I hear they have great prawn salads’. Nipple-T says ‘I dont feel like fucking prawns, i have enough of that shit at Harefield Hospitals canteen, i feel like some pig meat today’. I said thats fine. I took a moment to go to the bathroom to call Geoff and once i got through to him, Geoff says ‘Im outside Termies house now and i couldn’t find Harry anywhere, i went a couple of streets down and found him chained up to one of the trees and its a thick chain which im not even sure if i will ever be able to cut off’. I said ‘Terry is a wanker, he did it on purpose and now hes making a statement, give me a few moments and il ask him for the key’. I went back to the table and asked Terry for the key because Geoff is around the neighbourhood at the moment. Nipple-T replies saying ‘You fucking prick, you thought i would come here and leave my belongings unattached and unattended, you think i was born yesterday. Im a former head of HR, you think i got to the top by not doing any dirty work, you fucking knob sucker’. I said ‘Listen dickhead, i dont want to make a scene here but you will leave me no option. I want Harry back, he is not yours, he is mine and does not belong to you’. Nipple-T says ‘Ok, lets have this meal first and il go back and get the key for you’. I said ‘Yeh, thats more like it dickhead’.

After a while Termie gets up to go to the toilet, he said he will be back in a while. 20 minutes went by, 30 minutes and then two hours and fucking Nipple-T was no where to be seen. I went to the bathroom to see if everything was ok and that he was not constipating like he usually did and found him to be gone. I went to the waiter and said where the fuck is he. The waiter says ‘What, that man with the green gown, he left over two hours ago and said you were paying the bill’. I said ‘What the fuck did he say!, He was the one who is paying for this shit meal, not me’. I quickly got on to the phone to Geoff to tell him about what had happened. Geoff picks up the phone and says ‘Babe, you are not going to believe this, im tied to a tree on Harvil road’. I said ‘How the fuck did you get there dickhead, you were suppose to be round Termies house getting Harry back’. Geoff says ‘I was but just a couple of hours ago, he came back unexpectedly and smacked me from behind and knocked me out and threw me in the back of Harry and then drove me down Harvil Road’. I said ‘Thank god you had your mobile on you, ok i will get a mini cab and come and get you right now but im telling you, tomorrow the picture of Termie is being E-Mailed to the Employment Tribunal. How the fuck did he clock on to our plan’. Geoff says ‘ I dont know but please come and untie me quick because the prick took my trousers off and left with them and i cant wait until daylight so that everyone travelling to the hospital sees me like this, i have my reputation to think off and if any member of the Cardiology team sees me like this, they will never look at me professionally in the Band 8 meetings again’.

I have been cycling to work these days because that prick Termie/Nipple-T has stolen Harry and i have come to some unpleasant sights. This prick in front of me today was hanging his arse out and i screamed out to him to get the fuck out of the way as i need to get to Wexham Park Hospital. As usual no one gave a fuck about to me and i had to watch someone perform an indecent act on me

Cycling does have its perks in London – Whilst Harry was missing, I had to cycle to work and be subjected to hideous and disgusting sights. I have never experienced human life like this because I live in an enclosed shell with limited human contact. 

I got to my office at Wexham Park Hospital today and found a packet has been addressed to me in the post tray. I quickly opened it and found an engine switch in it. I was so pissed off at this as i knew it was Nipple-T sending me Harrys body parts one by one. I quickly got on to the phone to my lover Geoff at Harefield Hospital and told him about the latest developments. Geoffs response was ‘What the fuck you want me to do about it. Harry is not a employee of my trust and its not a HR related issue, your best bet is the police. On a further note, that Termie has called in sick the whole week today. I guess its because of that tree thing on Harvil road’. I said to Geoff ‘You watch what i do to that wanker, i will chop his berries up one by one and send it to his parents house in Manchester’.  Geoff says ‘Actually, have you spoken to Termies mum about what he’s doing here in London and the way he is behaving? I bet you it will be something to hear about and see’. I said ‘haha, yeh i should do that, his mum will get a fright seeing her son tied to the tree on Harvil road and stealing cars and vans, i could mix up some lies in the claims as well, thats a great idea’.

Terry contacts me today on my office phone. He says that he has come across Geoff asking other people out on his account profile on LinkedIn.com and sent me copies of the postings. I said to Nipple-T to go and fuck himself and that i am not interested. Termie says he is telling the truth and that i should check it out myself. He said he will fax me the copies of the printouts. If this allegation is true, I will terminate Geoffs balls tonight when i get home with immediate effect!

General pubes Geoff Browns LinkedIn profile does look somewhat messed up – When you haven’t got a job to do, you usually go onto LinkedIn and start networking with completely useless and uninteresting people. In general pubes Geoff Browns case, he uses linkedin to solicit other members of staff for sex. He also casually admits that his job involves preventing his employer ending up in court and this is achieved by lying and twisting other people’s words against them. Sounds just about right.

After reading the documents, i contacted Geoff at Harefield Hospital and asked him if the allegations are true. Geoff says that the claims are false and since that Termie has been off sick, he has probably hacked in to in LinkedIn account and now sending degrading messages about him to all his friends!. I said ‘Why the fuck will he do that, i know hes a wanker an all but going out his way to deliberately sabotage your friends friendship is unacceptable. I will be investigating this and until my investigation is over, you sunshine are sleeping on the fucking balcony!’. Geoff says ‘what the fuck you on about, ITS MY FUCKING HOUSE!’.

I called Nipple-T up earlier on today and asked him about the allegations he made against my lover Geoff. Termie says that Geoff asked him out as well and the CEO of Tameside Hospital NHS Foundation Trust in Manchester. I told the prick to stop fucking around and stirring trouble. Eventually i asked the wanker where Harry is because my balls have been sweating for the last few weeks cycling to work and someone tried to nick my bike the other day too. Nipple-T says that he went down to a temple in Alperton and sold it to the temple priest. I said ‘Why the fuck you did that for you fucking knob head, you know how much he means to me’. Nipple-T says ‘I was approached by some man wearing an orange gown who said he liked Harry and would he consider selling him. I got the feeling he wanted to pray to him because these Hindus always worshiping strange things like the 8 arm statues, drinking cow statues and now Harry is added to the mix’. I said to Nipple-T that he will pay for this for a life long campaign. Nipple-T says ‘I wouldn’t bother going to get him back, they have christened him and converted him to a Hindu, he is now known as Harpinder Lal Patel! and he is one of their senior gods. At the moment hes drinking petrol and ribena but soon he will be neutered and that will be sorted!’. I said ‘You fucking watch wanker, im going to tell your parents everything you been doing down here in London, you mum will fuck you up good and i will send her your naked pictures i took of you when we were living together!’. Nipple-T says ‘You fucking dare do that and watch, my mother has a heart condition and she is very sensitive and vulnerable’. I said ‘and watch what, you might take Harry and as for your mum, you can always refer her to Harefield Hospital. The cardiology team down there are apparently quite good (!)’. Termie says ‘OK listen i will try and get him back then, just give me a few days’. I said ‘Fuck that, he is full of ribena now and i don’t want him as Harpinder or fuck not Patel, i want my Harry back and his exhaust in his full form or your naked pictures are being sent to your mums house and your grandmas. I would go to get Harry myself but you know these Indian people and their gods, they have some sort of trance on them, they will chop me up and if you go, they will chop off you two remaining berries too’. Termie says ‘Don’t worry, leave it to me, i will sort it but please dont send anything to my mum or grandma, im begging you’. I replied ‘Yeh, you better fucking beg and whilst your in the begging mood, i would like some McDonalds delivered to my office in 30 minutes because im fucking hungry and if your late by even one minute, the naked pictures are in the first class post to Manchester! I want a happy meal, one for me and one for the security department here’.

I called Nipple-T up today on his mobile and when he picked up I said ‘Oi wanker, when you getting Harry back? Its been 4 weeks already and I’m fucking sweating my balls off on the bicycle. I need Harry back!’. Termie says ‘Iv been trying to get him back but just thought that if I drove him out at night, all those Muslims lining the streets of Alperton after opening their Ramadan fasts see Harry, they might think I’m disrespecting their religion by parading a pig down the streets! I thought I’d wait until the holy period is over. You know as a HR professional, discrimination based on religion can get you in to a lot of trouble, I mean let’s look at how you left Harefield and why your working in the car park these days’. I said ‘Shut the fuck up dickhead, ok you can wait until after the holy month but I aint. Your naked pictures are fucking straight to Manchester and I’ll send it to the temple priest in Alperton too. Stop making fucking excuses, you put him in the temple and christened in to some other shit religion and now your claiming its for religious purposes you don’t want to get him back. Well, I got a religious advice for you and that is ‘thy will not steal or damage anyone elses property’ well dickhead Harry is mine you thieving prick and you already broken one of the 10 commandments there and over your HR career, you done even more! Either Harry comes back home in the next 24 hours or I swear those naked pictures of your berries dangling in the shower and you with the nipple clamp is straight to your mums house’.

I got back home today and told Geoff what had happened with Termie today. Geoff says ‘You know something, just because he’s taking so long to get Harry back, when Harry does come back, just send the pictures to his mums house anyway and claim it was an accident’. I said ‘Haha, yeh I was thinking that too. Or maybe I should go online and update his photo card ID on his driving license on the DVLA website. Its only £20 but it will be money well spent plus the police and DVLA can always recognise him better if he gets stopped!’. Geoff says ‘Your an evil bastard! Imagine he has to prove his identity sometime and what comes back from it. Anyway enough of talking about that prick, I feel broody, let’s get to bed and make sure u bring 3 cucumbers from the kitchen when you come up’. I said ‘Why the fuck you want 3 cucumbers for, I aint sticking any cucumbers up my arse as I’m cycling to work tomorrow, I’ll stick them up yours instead’.

It was 5am this morning and I woke up to the bright sunlight coming through the bedroom window. Geoff pulled the curtains back and saw someone drifting and peeking through the bushes. Geoff says ‘you aint gonna believe, someone is looking at our bedroom window, wait a minute, is that, I mean, is that Nippy?, Andrew, come over here, its that fucking Termie in the garden looking at our bedroom window and he looks angry’. I said ‘where? Oh my days, this prick is suppose to be trying to get Harry back, not standing in the garden naked and possibly pleasuring himself’. Geoff says ‘Do you think he’s pleasuring himself, that is disgusting. He always gives me the creeps, I think I might call the police’. I said ‘No, don’t call the police, I can get him to do anything I want, just watch’. At that point, I opened the window and screamed out ‘Oi dickhead, you got fucking 16 hours and 14 minutes to get Harry back or your mum will get fucked with her first class post tomorrow morning’. Termie just stood there looking and staring at me and said nothing. That’s when I closed the window. Geoff asks ‘That’s strange he’s out there, how long do you think he’s been there’. I said ‘I don’t give a fuck as long as Harry gets back home quickly before those Hindus marry him off to one of their other statues’. Geoff says ‘ No, I meant do you think he been there long enough to see you sticking the cucumbers up my arse last night?’. I said ‘Fuck!! That’s true. It probably explains why he seemed aroused and kept staring and dribbling at me, I mean, we can always deny it if he said something to anyone’. I looked out of the window again and Nipple-T had disappeared leaving a grass trail behind on the pavement but I was not happy about his behaviour at the very least.

Nipple-T Terry White hiding in the bushes and secretly pleasures himself whilst I and my current lover, general pubes Geoff Brown carry out a scientific experiment using a cucumber – Terry White was hiding in the bushes spying on us whilst we were in our bedroom having a quiet moment together. Terry took pictures of this event and used it to blackmail me.

Harrys now overdue by 13 hours so i called Nipple-T up and asked him what the fuck was going on. Termie says that he hasn’t been bothered going to get Harry and he doesn’t think he will ever go. He continued saying that i should try to go and get him instead considering Harry belongs to me. I said to the fucking dickhead ‘If i go to get him, i will send your naked pictures to your mums and grandmas house you wanker, you just watch me’. Nipple-T says ‘Go ahead but dont be surprised if your Director of HR Janet Lynch gets your naked pictures and pictures of you sticking cucumbers up Geoffs arse from the other night. Oh and il send them to Bob Bell as well, he will enjoy it, he might discuss it in the private part 2 board meeting with his directors’. I said ‘you bastard. i knew you were perving on me all the time. Those cucumbers i stuck up Geoffs arse where not what you think it was, it was herbal’. Nipple-T says ‘Like fuck it was herbal, it went on for three and a half hours and i was sweating my balls off in the bushes but it was worthwhile. Now remember, I WANT YOU TO GO GET HARRY IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS FROM ALPERTON TEMPLE OR THOSE CUCUMBER PICTURES ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO YOUR MUMS HOUSE AND THE CEO OF THE BROMPTON BOB BELL and to end this lovely conversation, you got 30 minutes to get me a happy meal from McDonalds and if your even one minute late, i will E-Mail those pictures straight to your HR Director, now fuck off because im tired from being up and in the bushes all night.’

I got a delivery this morning at work from Amazon. It was a lovely nappy changer. I took it home straight away to show it to my lover Geoff and he could not believe his eyes. He said ‘Where the fuck you going to put that, we have no space down here and your tent has no walls to screw it on’. I said ‘Don’t you fucking worry, i will find a place for it, i can use with one of these’. Geoff says ‘Why don’t you go give it to that Termie, he can use it as a gown changer, im sure he can definitely use with one of them’. I said ‘Fuck that, he has my Harry, come to think of it, he has been quite for a while, maybe i should prank call him and do the same dribbling noises just like he does to me down the phone’. Geoff says ‘I wouldn’t do that you know, he has been acting very strange since Monday morning’. I said ‘Whatever the fuck do you mean?’. Geoff says ‘Well, i came to work in the morning to go to my office and he was sat there on my computer and he sees me and says there an employment tribunal case that i need to be doing!’. I said ‘you mean YOUR employment tribunal case!’.  Nipple-T says ‘No, i mean YOUR employment tribunal case because im the divisional head of HR and your the HR Lead!’. He then went on to say ‘I will be working in my office all day today so i would like peace and quite’. I didn’t know what to say, the prick was sat in my office using my computer and making me do his work’. I said ‘What the fuck did you do about it and did you tell him to get the fuck off your computer’. Geoff says ‘Well, no i didn’t but it didn’t stop there, here comes lunch time and he approaches me and says ‘can i get you some lunch’ to which i replied yes and gave him a fiver. I told him to get me anything hot and a bottle of water. 15 minutes later, he comes back with a container and he said that he could not find any water so he got me a coke instead. When i opened the container to have my lunch, there were three cucumbers in it!’. I said ‘What the fuck did you do, you should not trust that wanker, not after the prawn curry incident, he can’t be trusted with food at all just like Ken Ali from the Cardiology Department!’. Geoff said ‘I went to his office and confronted him about what he did with the rest of my money and what does he expect me to do with these cucumbers’. Terry says ‘YOUR ASKING ME WHAT YOUR GOING TO DO WITH THE CUCUMBERS, Surely i don’t have to explain it. You said you wanted something hot so i thought three cucumbers will make you plenty hot and as it goes for your money, all of that came to £5 exactly!’. Then he went on to say ‘Go on dick head, eat it, i mean that is what you do with cucumbers isn’t it’ i didn’t know what to do as i am the real divisional head of HR acting like a prick in my own department because Nipple-T is now blackmailing me’. I said ‘Why don’t you offer to buy him some food tomorrow and bring back two berries, that should cool him down!’. Geoff says ‘I don’t think i want to wind him up too much, not with the information he has about me. Im just wondering how long this blackmail will go on now, i think i may have to find something much stronger on him otherwise im not sure how long i can be his servant in the HR department, the department staff will sure find out whats going on eventually!’.

I got a phone call in my office this morning, the security department said there was someone in the car park vandalising my bike. I said I will be down straight away. I came running down and nearly got the end of my nappy caught on the guard rail. I ran and ran and fucking ran and finally got to the car park and found my bicycle with the tyres deflated with a piece of cucumber stuck in the tyre valve. I had my suspicions who could it be and my suspicions were confirmed when I saw a grass trail leaving the scene of the crime! I followed the grass trail but it led to the field which was full of fucking grass! It didn’t take a genius to realise what was going on and who was responsible. I called Harefield Hospital HR department and spoke to Geoff. I said ‘ put that fucking dick wod Terry on the phone now, I got a bone to pick’. Geoff says ‘Termies not here on his desk at the moment, he’s just popped out, can I help?’. I said ‘ as a matter of fact, yes you fucking can! Nipple-T has been down the car park today and saw my bike parked here and deflated the tyres and if he don’t come back and sort it out, I’m gonna come to Harefield Hospital and deflate his balls! I’m not having my property being vandalised because of that prick, he stole Harry and now he trying to fuck about with my bike’. Geoff says ‘well, he’s been gone from the office a while now, he must be on his way back. How do you suppose we deal with this’. I said ‘how the fuck do I know, he’s only doing this now because he saw you having three cucumbers being stuck up your arse the other day, this is all your fault, if only you refrain from sexual altercations with vegetables, we wouldn’t be having this problem’. Geoff says ‘ there’s not much I can do either, he’s asked me to clean the toilets in the main hospital today because he says I deserve some punishment because of that dismissal I supported you in 4 years ago!’. I said ‘I’m gonna come down there in a few minutes with three cucumbers and knock him the fuck out if he doesn’t stop winding me up, he is such a mouthy fuck and a leary bastard, he’s forgetting about when I got him locked up at the battersea dogs home, I’m gonna report him again if he don’t stop this shit, I was just about to go in to a meeting when I got a phone call about his wankerisms and now I’m fucking late to the meeting and have to also now inflate my tyres too. I must look like a right prick at my hospital having this problem all the time!’.

I was so angry at Nipple-T that I decided to go round his house with a broom. I knocked on the door and there was no answer so I went round the side of his house to the garden to see if I could find him. To my not so amazement, I saw him standing there in his back garden naked. I went up to the prick and said to him ‘why the fuck you letting the air out my bike, I know its you wanker because there was a cucumber piece in the tyre valve’. Nipple-T ‘Listen, take it easy and put down the broom and let’s talk about this like grown ups, just remember I’m not the only one who uses cucumbers, there’s a whole stack of them down Tescos’. I said ‘Don’t take the fucking piss, I know its you. I’m already cycling to work because of you and now all this shit comes about’. At that moment, I swung the broom towards Termie and he ducked making me miss, that’s when Nipple-T rams me to the ground and sits in top of me. I didn’t know what to do, I told him ‘ Get the fuck off of me you fat bastard, I can’t breathe’. Termie Termite says ‘You should be fucking careful how you swing that broom, luckily a broom would not do that much damage but if it was a cucumber, then that would be a different story. Now I told you don’t keep fucking around with me, if you try to blackmail me or any of my family, those cucumber pics are going worldwide, understand cucumber brain! Anyway, I feel like a happy meal, so get the fuck up and go get me one and any funny business, remember I will come to Wexham Park Hospital and turn you into a pitta bread with fur!’. I said ‘Just get the fuck off of me and have a fucking shower you fucking prick, you stink of piss’.

Me and Terry fighting I like little girls – When Terry started vandalizing my property, I went around his house for a fight but unfortunately I did not take into consideration his size and weight advantage. It worked against me when he sat on me and dropped all his piss on me.

I came back home today and Geoff was sat there on the sofa naked, he had a broom in his hand. I said ‘What the fuck you doing now, scrubbing your balls i take it?’. Geoff says ‘No i was not dickhead and stop using abusive language with me. That Termie gave this to me today at work and told me to give it to you because you left it round his house the other day’. I said ‘I swear i can explain. I went round there to kick the shit out of him with the broom but he sat on me the fat bastard and i had no option but to get up and run away’. Geoff says ‘Of course you were, i completely believe you but tell me something, why the fuck you sticking a broom up his arse when you declined to stick the cucumbers up my arse?’. I said ‘Stop this shit ok right now! Nipple-T is stirring trouble between us, he’s jealous because i now love you and left his wrinkly old arse behind to play with his own cucumbers. Listen, don’t believe him, you know your the only one for me, i mean i wouldn’t have stuck three large cucumbers up your arse for nearly 4 hours if i wasn’t serious about you’. Geoff says ‘Ok then, i accept you comments but next time let me know when your going to kick the fuck out of him so i can join in on the action, the wanker has asked me today to clean all the patients gowns in the main hospitals and iron them all out and im fucking exhausted as i only do HR work and this was manual fucking labour today, this is not why i went to University for!’.

I HATE CUCUMBERS!!

I was in a regional meeting today and I bumped into Terry and Geoff from Harefield Hospital. I asked Nipple-T what the fuck he was doing there. To my not so amazement, I received a rather dastardly response of ‘Fuck you’. I said to Termie The Germie White that ‘We need to sit down and settle this. How about a game of blackjack on a date agreed by both parties? If I win, you do something i want you to and if you win, I’ll do something you want me to’. Nipple-T says ‘You want me to play Blackjack with you, that’s taking the piss but this game is the last straw’. I said ‘That is fine but remember if I win, you have to give me back those cucumber pictures’. Termie says ‘No way is that happening, not after the way you two have been fucking me around, we need to do something else’. I said ‘Fine, how about this, if I win, you have to attend the next Royal Brompton and Harefield NHS Foundation Trust Public Trust board meeting naked and with a clipboard and you have to say to the CEO Robert Bell in front of everyone that you have been sleeping with his wife! And the only way you leave if someone carries you out and throws you out physically’. Nipple-T says ‘You fucking dirty prick, you would make me do that wouldn’t you but I am so confident that I win that I accept the challenge but listen to this one, if I win, and I mean listen to this, If I win, then Geoff has to eat my shit whilst you do him in the arse with a cucumber and all this goes on in the canteen of Harefield Hospital during Christmas lunch, yeah so how about that. You got the balls to accept a mans challenge?’. Geoff says ‘I aint eating his shit in front of anyone under any terms, I got nothing to do with this, this is your fucking problem Andrew in the first place. Remember Termie is still your husband!’.  I said to Nipple-T ‘Don’t you fucking worry, we will settle this like real men, toe to toe and berry to berry’. Geoff says ‘I feel uncomfortable eating his shit, you better not lose this one Andrew otherwise I don’t know how far our relationship can go. I love you and I know you love me, we don’t need a berry to come between you and me!’. I said ‘Don’t fucking rap at me you dildo and stop moaning all the time, he will pay for sitting on me the other day when I went to talk to him in a civilised fashion and blackmailing me in general. I will expose his chicken McNuggets to everyone’. Nipple-T says ‘I’m gonna make sure I eat a very bad diet from now on so my shit is all slurry and clumpy. It will make it taste better that way and I will feel better for Geoff eating it like that as its more healthy for him. Anyway, enough of this nonsense, Geoff, I want you on gown ironing duties first thing tomorrow morning, the Maple Ward, Oak and all the tree wards need doing!’. I said to Nipple-T ‘Make sure the Berry ward gets done too’. Geoff says ‘Shut the fuck up you piss taking prick, they aint got a berry ward unless Termie the Germie gets hospitalised sometime soon’.

Nipple-T called me today saying that he was planning on fucking me over in the blackjack game coming up in the next few days. Termie says he will make sure Geoff will never be able to show his face at Harefield Hospital ever again. I said ‘Why don’t you just get a fucking life and leave happy couples alone, just because your a sad, lonely, gay, naked prick who hasn’t got anyone else to fondle his berries with anymore’. Nipple-T says ‘I’m not lonely, i have a new boyfriend now and we are happily in love’. I said ‘Who is this other sad pathetic fuck you have manipulated, im sure he is an ugly fuck just like you’. Termie the Germie goes on ‘Actually his name is Ken and he is the Senior Chief in the Cardiology department’. I said ‘You are fucking having me on right, you mean that same Ken who withdrew all his allegations at the Employment Tribunal? How did you two meet? was it when he was on disciplinary?’. Nipple-T says ‘Thats none of your fucking business, me and Ken are very happy. I love his coconuts and he loves my berries and no one can come between us’. Before i hung up the phone, i said ‘Except his wife, haha!’.

I called Geoff up at Harefield Hospital and said ‘Germie just called me, did you know him and Ken are in a relationship with one another? He just called me and told me that. Now this is what i want you to do. Go to the head of HR and tell them that he hasn’t declared the ‘relationship’ to the Trust as it can have an impact on promotions of other staff as he has breached the ‘relationships at work policy’ but what i want you to do is gather enough evidence to make sure he gets fired on this one. His berries will be no longer dangling’. Geoff says ‘That’s a good idea, that way he cannot blackmail with those cucumber pictures anymore. The bastard has made me sit on the main reception at the hospital today greeting patients and directing them all over the place and im fucking bored. I could be doing botched disciplinaries rather then this’. I said ‘Just shut the fuck up and make sure you keep your eye on Ken, he will sneak out sometime away from his wife to meet Nipple-T and that’s when we can get him’.

Me and Nipple-T met up last week for our game of blackjack and I pleasantly won. I was so pleased that I said to the shortbread wanker that he will have to say to Robert Bell in the next board meeting hes been slapping his wifes furry cup. I have been trying to call Nipple-T up all week asking him about what he will be doing but unfortunately I have not been able to get through. I hope he is not ignoring me and having second thoughts about the deal.

I finally called up Harefield Hospital and to Nipple-T’s office. I asked the prick whats happening about the deal and whens the next board meeting. Nipple-T says ‘Im not sure I want to go through with it. You see I think you spiked my drink at the game and I dozed off and now I cant remember whether I won or not but I do recall you cheated by what you did’. I said ‘Listen dickhead, I didn’t cheat and you didn’t have your drink spiked, you are a ugly fucking wanker who doesn’t have the berries or the balls to go along with the deal’. Termie says ‘Listen I still have the cucumbers pictures, how about I attach them on the clipboard that you want me to take to the boardroom and let everyone accidentally see it’. I said ‘Yeah, don’t you fucking blackmail me cunt, I will chop your balls off like none other, you go through the fucking deal or I will sue your fucking pants off literally’. Nipple-T says ‘Listen, im kinda busy right, il call you back’ and hung up on me.

I called Geoff up and said to him that the wanker Termie is refusing to go along with the deal even though I clearly won it. I said ‘he says I spiked his drink and he passed out and now he cant remember if he lost’. Geoff says ‘That is so unfair, you would not expect that from a HR professional. I mean if he won, I had to eat your shit and he would of made me do it too because he would be blackmailing me with those pictures’. I said ‘Listen, you know Ken Ali, he is Termies weakness here, we need something on Ken and for gods sake, try doing something to get those cucumber pictures back. I can’t stand him going on about it all the time’. Geoff says ‘I have been following Ken around but he usually is in the ITU stock room with the door locked or in the pavilions canteen eating all the time or in the EP lab trying to act important. I must say Ken is quite clever, I mean, remember he submitted all those false witness statements against all those former employees of the Cardiology Department and never for the last 20 years got caught except for the first time at the employment tribunal hearing in 2010’. I said ‘You are absolutely right, we need his weaknesses. Its obvious he doesn’t give in under pressure. How about you obtain naked pictures of Ken or his wife and then blackmail Ken to doing whatever he can to get those cucumber pictures back from Germie Termie and once he gets them back, just release the naked pictures to the Trust anyway’. Geoff says ‘That’s a fantastic idea but how do you think we can get naked pictures of his wife, I mean she doesn’t know anything about Termie the Germie and Kens relationship yet’. I said ‘Simple, go to the Trusts accommodation team and steal a duplicate key to Kens house and whilst his whole fat ugly family is at work, install a camera somewhere and catch the dirty lying bastards in the act, to make the whole scenario more interesting, you can make it go live to the world on an internet porn site’. Geoff says ‘That’s a great idea but in all seriousness, who the fuck would want to see Ken or his family naked, the man never leaves his noodles lying around and when he does, it must be hideous to look at’. I said, ‘Well, why don’t you think of a better idea then you fucking div. Anyway I got to get back to work, I have someone parked in the ambulance bay’.

I called Geoff up at work today and asked him what the fuck was happening about the plan against Ken. Geoff says ‘Well, i have been following Ken around a lot recently and he does not seem to be doing anything that interesting. He goes to the ITU stock room, the canteen, his home, the EP lab 7 and generally walking around the hospital’. I said ‘Well, you need to provoke that pig otherwise he will just do what he does. Just remember he will always lie, he has done so for many years. You remember the employment tribunal hearing and how he withdrew all his allegations, well, thats his underlying real behaviour’. Geoff says ‘Ill see what i can do but he does not leave much evidence lying around’.

I went up to Nipple-T’s house last night to look for something incriminating. I thought i would sit in the alleyway next to his house and sneak a look in to his garden and bedroom window in order to get some evidence of his relationship with his english boyfriend called Ken. All i saw was Mushtaq having his usual mud bath in the garden and then eating grass like Termie does all the time. But wait…… wait a minute, he just saw me, Mushtaq just saw me! hes looking at me, i cant believe it, Ken has just seen me, what shall i do? At that moment, i jumped on my bicycle and quickly paddled away.

Mushtaq the kokonut kipling sees me and drops his tongue! – Mushtaq the kokonut kipling withdrew all of his allegations at the Watford employment tribunal, however, none of this got recorded in the official transcripts because the judge had been taking bribes by my employer harefield hospital by a process called ‘gifting’.

Geoff comes home today and starts an argument with me. He says that Nipple-T calls him in to his office and tells him that i was sneaking around his property and peeking in to his garden like a peeping tom. I said ‘Thats utter lies, the fucking knob head is trying to stir trouble up. I went there to see if i can get any information or evidence that we can use against the pricks. I was on the fence looking in and all i saw was Ken having a mud bath and when he saw me, he started sticking his tongue out to which i left him to it, that’s all’. Geoff says ‘Well, i don’t think you should go round there again, Termie says he will be seeking to get a restraining order out against you for harassing him’. I said ‘ That aint harassment, harassment is when you post comments about staff members on the internet and send the links to all internal staff, i mean, just ask the police!’. Geoff says ‘Listen, this is not a joke anymore, Termie the Germie was being serious, he said he will take legal action against you because you come round his house all the time and assault him and then run away’. I said ‘What assault, hes the one who fucking sat on me last time i went to confront him about letting down the tyres on my bike, anyway fuck it, lets not let the prick ruin our happiness’. Geoff said ‘Well, he has ruined our happiness as now as way of revenge for what you did yesterday, he says i am on gown ironing and toilet cleaning duties all week and today he took a wild shit in the toilets in the HR department and never flushed it and said it was my job to clean it’. I said ‘Don’t worry, i will find something on Ken and then he will be cleaning everyones toilets’.

I was round Sainsburys yesterday buying some groceries and alcohol. Unfortunately, I saw this fat pig like looking creature running from aisle to aisle with his gown flying everywhere. I thought I would go closer to investigate. That is when I saw the worst nightmare I have ever seen. My former lover Nipple-T buying groceries! He sees me and walks up to me and saying ‘Afternoon Andrew, pity to see you here. I just want to know if you know where the cucumbers are down here, im not sure where they are and iv been looking everywhere?’. I said ‘Have you tried next to the berries on aisle 3, they got plenty down there’. Nipple-T says ‘Oh right, I guess you would know. Thanks!’.  I stopped him and said ‘You better stop bullying Geoff all the time, its not his job to be ironing gowns, you are totally abusing your position, I will take my case to the department of health if I have to’. Termie says ‘Go ahead, see if I care but just remember if those cucumber pictures become public, putting the Trust in to disrepute is a serious offense and I know I will order dismissal so be careful, Geoff might be in the car park next to you next time, anyway I need to get the cucumbers, can I get you some as well, you might have some more uses for it then cooking’. I said to Nipple-T ‘Fuck you arsehole and I hope you choke on the cucumber when you eat it, it would be nice to see you die’.

Me and Geoff were having dinner at the dinner table today and Geoff says ‘You want to hear something funny’. I said ‘If its about that fucking Termite im not interested unless hes died!’. Geoff says ‘Unfortunately it is. Something really funny happened at work today. Termie goes to the bog to take a dump. He locks the door and does his business. Apparently what happened next was that he could not open the door from the inside because the lock was jammed so rather then call for help, he opens the ground floor window and trys to leave that way. The only problem was he got stuck. I was coming out of the league of friends and saw him stuck in the window and he saw me too and he asked me to come over and help. I just ignored the dickhead. Next thing i hear in HR was that the estates department got called in and they were using a spade and a pitch fork to get him out. After about half an hour, when all failed, they called up Hillingdon Fire Brigade who come along and popped him out using a crane. He was seriously in bad shape. He was stuck in the window for nearly 90 minutes and thank goodness the bin men were there and saw him otherwise i dont think he would ever be discovered’. I said ‘Poor little fuck but mind you, if it was Ken, the fire brigade would not be able to get him out definately. Do you think i should call Nipple-T and ask him if hes ok’. Geoff says ‘No dont do that, he already pissed off at me for ignoring him and hes already put me on toilet cleaning duties, he will only get revenge on me when he gets better. He was apparently in the directors office afterwards talking to someone about what happened and i havent seen him since’.

I called Nipple-T up on his mobile today and asked him what the fuck happened to him yesterday. Nipple-T says ‘Fuck you arsehole, i don’t have to explain anything to you, you just remember if you tell anyone this, those cucumber pictures will be all over the trust’. I said ‘Fuck off you wanker, i was only calling to see you if your OK. If you lay off the curries and pork chops, you could of easily slided out of the window and why didn’t Ken come to help you, was he scared he might get stuck in the window with you too?’. Nipple-T says ‘When i fucking catch you dildo head, you gonna wish you were never alive. Now get off the fucking line, i am waiting for a call from Flymo about the new grass cut head machine they got coming out which im gonna get Geoff to use to make me lunch everyday’.

Nipple-T comes round our house today with a package. He uncovers it and it was a new lawn mower. Nipple-T  says ‘This is for Geoff for his upcoming duties for next week after he finishes ironing all the fucking hospital gowns, he can start by making me lunch every day using this’. I said ‘Dont fucking come round our house again you fucking pervert. I will take that lawn mower and mow the fucking grass off your balls and then make you eat it’. Termie the Germie says ‘Well, if you do that then the cucumber pictures will be available to the Trusts Board of Directors at the next meeting’. i said ‘You cant blackmail us all the time with those cucumber pictures, you should not have even been on our property taking them in the first place, there are laws for that kind of behavior’. Nipple-T says that ‘I aint giving a shit about any laws, theres laws out there for wearing a nappy all the time and driving pig vans but i don’t see you being legally liable for anything’. I said ‘Well, theres laws for wearing an open gown in a hospital and exposing yourself to patients on windy days but you still carrying on as usual and lets not forget about the grass eating incidents’. Nipple-T says ‘Well, the lawn mower is available for Geoff to make me lunch everyday. I want freshly cut grass on my plate no more then 15 minutes old and i better not get hungry because if i do, Geoff will regret it’. I said ‘Why don’t you fucking feed grass to that fat pig lover of yours Ken, you too would enjoy sharing a bowl’. Nipple-T says ‘Unfortunately, hes a pig and only eats shit but don’t worry, hes eating mine daily and if Geoff aint careful, he will be next’.

General pubes Geoff Browns new companion at harefield hospital – This is not funny at all, my darling Geoffrey has been asked to use a household item to do an industrial job. When he comes home, he has grass in places where most people don’t even have places!

My darling Geoff comes back home today after a long hard days work. He says that his back is hurting and his legs are all wobbly. I said ‘Did the ugly gown wearing prick make you mow him some grass again?’. Geoff says ‘Well, kind of. I ironed all the gowns in the wards and then mowed him some grass for lunch. Termie then says that its not good quality and i have to go back and get some from the corners of the hospital grounds as that is where the grass grows best. I went and got him some more and then he comes back to me after lunch and says i left a patch of mowed grass in a field of unmowed grass and that now i have to fucking mow the rest of the field because it looks untidy!’. I said ‘That fucking bastard, hes got some fucking nerve asking you to do that, we need to stop this now by planning something. Those cucumber pictures Nipple-T has is turning in to a career for him. Shall i go round his house and smack him the fuck up one more time and mow the grass off his balls and blend his berries into a smoothie?’. Geoff says ‘I don’t care, one night of cucumber action has now become an eternity of manual labour, the dickhead says that next week the cleaners are on full pay leave and they can take the week off and hes got plans for me instead! Oh lord, please fucking help me, i don’t think i can go another week of this!’. I said ‘I guess asking if you want cucumbers tonight is out of the question then?’.

Nipple-T contacts me on my mobile today and says that Geoff will not be coming home at the usual time because hes at Harefield Hospital cutting the grass. I said ‘What the fuck you chatting about you knob? hes contracted until 5pm and band 8’s are not allowed to do overtime in the NHS’. Nipple-T says ‘Hes not doing overtime, the tosser was mowing the grass today and he fucking broke the flymo only after a weeks use so now he has to use his hands and thats taking some time naturally!’. I said ‘You fucking arsehole, i hate you, im telling you now i fucking hate you, you are fucking evil doing this nasty campaign on him, i hope god is watching what you are doing and fucking attacks you with anal herpes!’. Nipple-T says ‘ Hes nearly done though but unfortunately he looks like a leprechaun with grass everywhere and even on his balls but don’t worry, tomorrow will be an easier day, he has to clean the Heart Science centre and next week iv rota him at the Brompton but in the meantime because the wanker broke the Flymo, i will have to contact payroll and have it deducted from his wages’. I said ‘Hes not fucking supposed to be cutting grass in the first place dick head, hes HR!!’.

Nipple-T calls me up today. He says he wants to speak to me in private about something important. I said ‘There is no fucking way im meeting you in private, your gonna fucking set me up for something’. Nipple-T says ‘I swear, i wont, would i do that to the man i have always loved’. I said ‘Fuck you, who are you kidding, after all that blackmail and shit you been doing to me and lets not forget Harry!’. Nipple-T begged me again to meet up and i kind of felt sorry for him so i agreed to meet him at the local Bengali chip shop. Termie arrives wearing his favorite blue and yellow flowers gown and sat down and asked me if i wanted anything to eat. I said ‘I don’t want shit from this place, its smells like fucking BO, just get on with the bollocks you wanted to say’. Nipple-T says ‘Well, im going to get straight to the point, you know iv been going out with Ken for a while now’. I said ‘You mean that wanker who withdrew all his allegations at the tribunal’. Termie says ‘Yes. Well im having some problems with him. He took the day off work yesterday and went to the doctors and im not sure what happened but i found a pregnancy test kit in the bathroom bin and it was positive!’. I said ‘I don’t believe it, does that mean your going to have a litter of piglets running around Harefield now!’. Nipple-T says ‘Don’t take the fucking piss. Im fucking worried because im 55 years old now and i cannot afford to have a baby now and i only think Ken got pregnant to trap me and find a shortcut for getting a promotion’. I said ‘Oh my goodness, that bastard, he was always crafty. You should of known what he was like after the employment tribunal, he is capable of anything’. Nipple-T says ‘I know that now but what do you think i should do, your the only one i could confide in’. I said ‘Well, theres only one thing to do you know, first you need to confront the pig and say to him how the fuck did he get pregnant from the batti, in fact, hospital staff should be aware of issues like these in the first place’. I said ‘Don’t say anything to the lying pork machine yet, wait and get some more evidence, i will think of something and let you know. Whatever you do don’t tell Geoff about our meeting or he will get jealous that we are up to no good’. Nipple-T says ‘Don’t worry i wont. Im sorry about everything i did to you and misjudging you, i hope we can put the past behind us now’. I said ‘Don’t worry, i know you never meant it all along, we have a special bond with one another that can never be broken. I was the only one who knew how to play with those berries and i know you enjoyed it every single time’.

I went to Geoff today and told him about Nipple-T getting Ken pregnant but i swore him to not to tell anyone else otherwise Termie will get angry with me. Geoff says ‘Wait a minute, does that mean i dont have to cut the grass anymore at the hospital?’. I said ‘You never had to cut the grass in the first place you prick, now he has confided in me, i will slowly get those cucumber pictures back and everything will be OK’. Geoff says ‘I dont believe it, Terry is not that stupid, he will retaliate somehow. Knowing his past, he probably made the whole pregnancy up just to get closer to you to get to me’. I said to Geoff ‘Why the fuck will he do that when he gets you to clean the hospital and cut the grass all the time anyway. Just leave this to me and i will sort it out now’. Geoff says ‘OK but how do you think Ken got pregnant in the first place, hes a married man with a daughter of his own’. I said ‘How the fuck do i know, he probably wants a promotion by taking the easy road and coming to think about being married, your still married to Susan and you also have two sons Peter and Philip but that dont stop you from getting me to stick cucumber after cucumber up you arsehole so just chill out a bit’. Geoff says ‘Just for the record, Ken has not declared the pregnancy to HR, do you think we might have a case against him if he refuses to disclose it. That way Termie will be summoned in’. I said ‘That sounds like an idea, lets leave it for a while under things progressed until its too late’. Geoff says ‘I agree for our own arses’.

Nipple-T comes up to me today and says that he loves me and wants to thank me for being a listening dogs ear. I said ‘No problem dip shit, any time’. Nipple-T says ‘Because you have always been in my heart and in my bed, i feel really bad for getting Geoff to cut all the grass and taking Harry away from you. I did do one final good deed for you and went back to the temple to look for Harry but i could not find him so i got you a brand new car, i didn’t know what else to get you but i hope you like it’. I said ‘Oh my god, hes absolutely beautiful, i love you Terry, come here you fucking prick and give me a hug’. At that moment me and Nipple-T hugged and cried together.

When Nipple-T gifted me with a brand new car – This is when Terry White gave me a brand new car. It still had the wheel clamped attached to it which I do not know where it was from but Terry assured me that it wasn’t stolen. I was also assured by Terry that the exhaust pipe that has been attached on cannot be easily damaged.

I took my new car home today, Geoff sees me coming back in to the house and asks me ‘Where the fuck did you get that from’. I said hes our new addition to the family, his name is Garry the grassy balls machine’. Geoff says ‘Are you taking the fucking piss, im cutting the grass all the time at the hospital and now i have to see that in my drive, why the fuck has it got a clamp to it, did you steal it by any chance’. I said ‘Of course not, one of the patients at Wexham Park Hospital donated it to me and here you go’. Geoff says ‘I got a suspicious feeling Termie is behind this, would i be correct’. I said ‘Of course not, i hate that prick after what he did to us’. Geoff then says to me ‘I guess i have to be honest with you about Kens pregnancy’. I said ‘What the fuck you going on about?’. Geoff says ‘Well, Ken is not really pregnant, i planted the pregnancy test in to his bathroom bin’. I said ‘You deceptive prick, are you fucking serious. Poor Terry is out of his wits because he thinks hes going to be a wrinkly old dad. How did you get the test to test positive for pregnancy though’. Geoff says ‘Well, thats simple, i used a blue marker pen and coloured it in, nothing scientific about it and then when he sent me down to the DIY shop once to get some oil for the Flymo blades, i went to Boots which was next door and then popped round his house and climbed up his toilet pipe and threw it in to his bin through the open window’. I said ‘Hes now investigating Ken over this and is being very nice to me as well. If your not careful, they could get in to a massive fight and end up killing each other’. Geoff says ‘Oh well, shit happens, at least i won’t be cutting the grass any more then’.

I came downstairs this morning and saw a present for me on the kitchen table. I opened it and removed all the grass trimmings and found this lovely looking ornament. I turned round and looked at Geoff and said ‘I dont believe it darling, you remembered it was our anniversary. I so fucking love you’. Thats when Geoff says ‘Yes, well, that is the kind of man i am and it was the least i can do for you’. I said ‘This calls for a celebration dinner tonight for me, you, Ken and Nipple-T!’. Geoff says ‘Ok, easy there for a moment, i dont mind you and me having dinner but does that grass eating hippo and his lover really have to ruin our anniversary by turning up. He makes me cut grass all the time and i find it uncomfortable being around him these days’. I said ‘Dont you fucking worry, there is plenty of grass for everyone and lets not forget Ken is in a delicate condition with his pregnancy, we can take the moment and drop the berries on Nipple-T. Imagine they killed each other on our dinner table on our anniversary, lets just hope we dont mention Kens pregnancy!’. At that moment me and Geoff laughed evilly!

When General pubes Geoff Brown gave me an anniversary present – I was expecting boxes and boxes full of cucumbers for our anniversary present but what I received was an ornament in the guise of Geoffrey with a giant bazooka. It’s actually the same size as Geoffrey’s cucumber.

Nipple-T and Ken came for dinner tonight. Ken looked very nice but had a bald patch coming along so he combed his hair over it from the front. Nipple-T was wearing his green and blue flowers gown and looked quite edible. I asked Ken if he would like a more comfortable chair at the dinner table or would he prefer sitting on the floor. Ken just smiled. Nipple-T and i hugged when he came round and i thanked him for taking the time to come to dinner to celebrate mine and Geoffs 2 year anniversary. I asked Ken how the pregnancy was going whilst Geoff started sniggering. Ken said ‘I’m not fucking pregnant dick head, why does everyone keep saying that. All i have done is put on some weight and in the process of losing it’. I said ‘Thats not what the pregnancy test said in Terrys bathroom?’. Thats when Terry burst out screaming and said ‘You promised me Andrew you wouldn’t say anything and i trusted you’. Ken said ‘What fucking pregnancy test knob head?’. Thats when Nipple-T said ‘The fucking one you took and it came back positive!’. Ken said ‘Fuck off, i’m not pregnant and i never have been!’. Geoff says ‘Well, we can’t believe you because your a known liar. Remember when you withdrew all your allegations at the Employment Tribunal, we haven’t forgotten that one’. Ken says ‘I did not withdraw my allegations and im not pregnant and all of you can fuck yourselves’. Thats when Nipple-T says ‘Ken, i want you to tell me the truth, are you pregnant or not. Just remember that massive tit fuck you gave me last night’. Ken said ‘Im not fucking pregnant and i never have been and i did not give you a tit fuck last night as i dont have tits’. Geoff says ‘Yes you do, i can see it from here but don’t worry, Andrew gives me tit fucks all the time too, i quite enjoy them’. Thats when Nipple-T says ‘You enjoy taking cucumbers up the arse and now gay tit fucks, are you taking the fucking piss’. Ken says ‘Fuck you all, il go down the local Bengali chip shop and have my dinner there because your food smells of shit anyway’. I said ‘Fuck off you wanker, you should stay away from Bengali chip shops you BO eating pregnant pig’. Thats when Ken left my front door and slammed it shut. I said to Geoff ‘Come on darling, lets go to the kitchen table and i will give you a massive tit fuck and if Termie wants to watch so be it’. Nipple-T had a glazing look on his face and said ‘Fuck off you trouble making prick, i’m off home but remember Geoff for the remark you made to Kenneth earlier will cost you time in grass cutting!’

Nipple-T calls me today and asks me whether he can speak to Geoff. I said ‘Its fucking Sunday and hes busy in the garden so fuck off’. Termie says ‘Is he cutting the grass?. I said ‘I don’t fucking know but why the fuck you want to speak to him?’. Nipple-T says he has a job for him starting next week at Watford General Hospital. I said ‘He don’t fucking work at Watford General Hospital dickhead’. Nipple-T says ‘I know, I spoke to the HR Director at West Hertfordshire NHS Trust and she has kindly stated that their Trust has a lot of grass that needs to be cut so i put Geoff forward for the role’. I said ‘You fucking dirty fucker, you are now using other NHS Trusts to get my darling Geoff to fucking do your dirty work. Well, you just wait and see, i’m going to call the HR director of West Hertfordshire NHS Trust and tell her some stories about you and while i’m at it, i will send those Nipple clamp pictures of yours to her you fucking prick’. Nipple-T says ‘Well, go ahead but remember those cucumber pictures will be passed on the Trust Directorate at the next board meeting. Im expecting Geoff to start work Wednesday morning for two weeks and because of your abusive language and attempted blackmail, he now has to iron all the gowns there as well. Thank you very much Andrew, it was a pleasure!’. I said ‘You fucking Demented Prick’.

My darling Geoffrey comes back home today and says that Nipple-T called him in to his office today at Harefield Hospital. I said ‘Well, what did rotten berries say to you? i hope its not cutting more fucking grass’. Geoff says ‘No, it was not cutting grass, he asked me a personal question. He said that he will request i no longer cut the grass, iron the gowns or clean the toilets in return for one night with you’. I said ‘You taking the fucking piss right, he now wants to bum me after all the shit he has been doing’. Geoff says ‘Or you could bum him, anyway is best for him but it would really help me a lot, i can’t bear this manual labour any longer as it is having a personal effect on me’. I said ‘Fuck you prick, i hope you never agreed to it, i would never want to shag that dirty little bastard, not with all those diseases he probably has. Why did he fucking ask you something so gay, he knows i don’t bum blokes’. Geoff says ‘He said i will no longer have to cut the grass. He is willing to pay you £1000 for it’. I said ‘That cheeky wanker, is he confusing me with his mum or something because i aint a prostitute. He should say that to his wife and see where it gets him’. Geoff says ‘Will you please do it for my sakes, its too much work for me’. I said ‘Fuck you and Fuck Mister T, i aint no slag. He he wants to bum me, i aint come cheap’.

Geoff comes back to me again today and says that Nipple-T has increased the money to £2000 if he could bum me. I told him where to fuck off as i don’t bum blokes (except Geoff, Terry, Colin, Tony, Matthew, Ken and Rob). Geoff says ‘Well, can you call him and tell him yourself because he thinks i am refusing it personally’. I said ‘Give me the dickheads number, let me see what the fuck has to say’.

I call Nipple-T up and asked him what the fuck is he sending messages to me through Geoff. Termie says ‘Ken being pregnant and all, i haven’t seen much action for a while and i was wondering whether you would do me one last favor’. I said ‘Fuck off you prick, for many years you been getting Geoff doing all that shit at the hospital and other hospitals, do you think i will forget that because your offering money to bum me’. Termite carries on saying ‘Go on, please, i am begging you, i will do anything you want’. I said ‘OK, lets put it like this, you put your request to me in writing and give Geoffrey a box filled with money (like you do in those court cases) and send it to me. Nipple-T says ‘Are you trying to fucking set me up bitch’. I said ‘No, but i want guarantees that you won’t just bum me and not pay me because i’m not a tart’. Tiny Berries says ‘You fucking bastard, here i am trying to relieve my sexual frustration and you have a plan to fuck me up! Well i will show you’. I said ‘Why, what the fuck will you do now that you haven’t done before’. Termie says ‘I have ordered a pink pole for the Trusts boardroom and once it arrives, Geoff will be dancing on it for the directorate parties and for other events too’. I said ‘You fucking try and watch, il take that pink pole and stick it up your arse’.

Ken Ali (Mushtaq the kokonut kipling) gives birth to Terry’s children – Even though Ken has a habit of not controlling his obesity problem, it does not evade the issue that he could potentially be pregnant for an extended period of time and no one would know about it. It’s called hiding and covering up evidence. He does this quite regularly when he submits statements which he ultimately withdraws at employment tribunals and still not get subjected to any disciplinary action. On this occasion, Terry White was concerned that he has become a father to 200 children at his age. The children that came out were pink and brown in colour but this is unusual because Ken is actually English! Just look at his name!

Termie the Germie called me round his house today. He said he would like to introduce me and Geoff to his new family because Ken gave birth. I said ‘How the fuck did he give birth when he denied being pregnant all along and blaming his fatness on increased food intake!’. Termie Tee says ‘Well, nonetheless, what has happened has happened, now i have to be a father to those kids otherwise they will grow up thinking a Sri Lankan man with a English name is actually normal in todays civilised society’. I agreed to go over with Geoff to see the kids and when i went over, i saw a disgusting and dirty scene that possibly was a result of collection of out of date meat in one house. Ken was lying on the floor completely exhausted whilst the kids were feeding off him. I said to my sexy Geoffrey ‘That takes the word Nipple-T to a new level. Maybe we should now refer to him as Multiple Nipple-T’. Me and Geoff both sniggered. Termie asks me ‘Andrew, would you like to be the godfather to the kids?’. I said ‘Do i look like a fucking mug, i don’t want to be representing them. Look how ugly they are’. Termie says ‘Well, you either be a respectable godfather or else’. I said ‘Or else what, you will take your gown off’. Terry says ‘Ok, you just watch then’.

My darling sexy Geoff comes back home today and says to me ‘Your not going to guess what Termie has been up to now?’. I said in a scooby voice ‘What?’. Geoff says ‘The Royal Brompton and Harefield are planning to give Termie an award for Humanitarian of the Year because they say he has saved the Trust a substantial amount of money over the years’. I said ‘Thats taking the fucking piss, he aint deserving of that award, all he has done is put all the estates, cleaning and administration staff on to a zero-hour contract and now making you do all those jobs!!’. Geoff says ‘Nonetheless, he is now being recognised as a saviour for the Trust and no one can touch him anymore’. I said ‘You just fucking watch me if he gets that award that prudent prick, i might have to contact my good friend Dr Mohammed Amrani and he will show Termie how to touch others because i hear he is an expert’.

The Royal Brompton and Harefield NHS Foundation Trust Bribe UK Court Judges and Public Officials using ‘Gift Boxes’ to falsely charge and to deny Justice to Patients and Employees – The Real Truth

The Royal Brompton and Harefield NHS Foundation Trust Bribe UK Court Judges and Public Officials using ‘Gift Boxes’ to deny Justice to Patients and Employees – The Real Truth

ABOUT – AN OVER RATED ORGANISATION WHOM BRIBE UK COURT JUDGES USING PUBLIC FUNDS BY GIVING THEM ‘GIFT BOXES’ PLACED IN COURT ROOMS IN THE EYE OF THE JUDGE IN RETURN FOR ILLEGAL AND CRIMINAL FAVOURS.

The Chief Executive Robert Bells recent shenanigans involve bribing UK court Judges. He usually does this by asking a member of human resources to go to court rooms with boxes filled with money. This is all discretionary and remember no one has seen it or is suppose to see it. The box is usually placed in the court room in the eye of the judge who will decide whether he will pick it up later on or not. These are referred to as ‘gifts’ and Robert Bell use’s tax payers money to do this. The minimum the hospital Trust has given a judge in the past is £8,000 and the maximum is usually unlimited although it is understood that Robert Bell has given a maximum of £25,000 in the past. Have you ever wondered why when they do such wrong things that when they go to court, it always comes out as though they are right all along. This is all because of the ‘gift system’ in place. It happened in the high profile Stephen Lawrence case and it continues until today. So if you ever go to court or take the trust to court, be careful about a member of HR placing boxes in court rooms (usually wrapped up in a carrier bag). Although this is risky, no money has technically exchanged hands. All that has happened is a box was placed in the court room in the eye of the judge and its up to judge whether he picks it up. It seems quite childish and only those people would do that who have something to hide. So now a allegation can be added to this blog which is:

ROBERT BELL AND HIS BOARD OF DIRECTORS BRIBE UK COURT JUDGES BY GIVING THEM GIFT BOXES FILLED WITH MONEY PAID FOR OUT OF TAXPAYERS MONEY. NOT ONLY IS THIS FRAUD BUT IT IS MONEY LAUNDERING USING PUBLIC FUNDS.

This gift system has resulted in thousands of patients and employees of the hospital trust to be denied justice and continue to have justice denied to them. In 1993, the trusts management bribed the president of the High Court, Sir Brian Levenson using these same gift boxes to dismiss a case involving Ocloo whose daughter died as a result of actions of Dr Shinebourne. Dr Shinebournes practices were covered up by the hospital trusts board and CEO until many years later at another hospital, Dr Shinebourne was caught and removed from the profession permanently over similar incidents.

This same gift system is used in the Employment Tribunal courts as well. Other courts this has been used is The Employment Appeal Tribunal, The High Court, Public Officials such as the Disclosure and Barring Service and also Police Officers. This is so they can get judgments ruled in their favour in court.

Just some of the bribes disguised as ‘gifts’ given to judges and public officials are:

• Money (at least £8,000 and a maximum which is unlimited)
• Holidays (very popular)
• Cruises
• NHS Private treatment for the judge and their family
• Brand new cars
• Stocks
• Bonds
• Shares
• Money laundering opportunities using NHS financial channels
• Company contracts
• Shopping days
• Vouchers
• Sexual favours such as brothel visits and escort services
• Child sex opportunities

The criminal offenses that have been committed as a result of this are:

• Perverting the course of justice
• Money laundering
• Racketeering
• Misconduct in a public office
• Misuse of public funds
• Dishonesty
• An accessory to corrupting public morals
• Fraud
• Bribery under the Bribery Act 2010

 

PLEASE SHARE AND ADD ANY INFORMATION IN THE COMMENTS BELOW ABOUT ANY JUDGE WHO PERVERTED THE COURSE OF JUSTICE FOR THE ROYAL BROMPTON AND HAREFIELD NHS FOUNDATION TRUST HOSPITAL AND LETS EXPOSE THESE CRIMINALS WHO LIE TO EVERYONE.

 

THANK YOU

Harefield Hospital and The Royal Brompton Hospital – WANTED!! Dead or Alive!!

Harefield Hospital and The Royal Brompton Hospital – WANTED!! Dead or Alive!!